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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    If God existed, and you had the opportunity to get answers, what 3 questions would you ask?

    1. Why do men have nipples?
    2. If the Jews were your chosen people, why did you let a German speaking bag frag the out of them?
    3. Why do you exist?

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    1)what are the lottery numbers for a 9 figure jackpot
    2)
    3)
    don't need anymore questions cause i just won the lotto

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    俺はまんこが大好きなんだよ baseline bum's Avatar
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    1) Are you REALLY the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
    2) Really?
    3) You?

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    The cat won symple19's Avatar
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    Veteran
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    Who created you?

    Why do you let innocent children and people suffer?

    Why don't you reveal yourself and end all this bull ...don't you see misguided people killing eachother cause of you?


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    Pain Strength Happiness ManuBalboa's Avatar
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    1) Loch Ness Monster
    2) Big Foot
    3) Can I go back now?

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    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    Who shot JFK?
    Did Atlantis exist?
    Does the Shake Weight really work?

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    Veteran Wild Cobra's Avatar
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    That would all depend on which God I was talking to.

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    Spurs Fan In Milan
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    1) As there is no privacy in Heaven, how could we relate intimately?
    2) We'll resurrect as teenagers or middle-aged?
    3) There will be no material bodies, so how we'll communicate?

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    1) Are you REALLY the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
    2) Really?
    3) You?
    Thank you, come again!

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    silverblk mystix
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    1) Is JC still pissed about those holes in his hands and feet?

    2) When you allowed humans to "invent" religion....how hard did you laugh?

    3) Sex...that was genius...thanks...I know it is not a question...but thanks again for sex.

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    #FreeGiuseppe BlackSwordsMan's Avatar
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    1) why do I need toe nails

    2) why do girls carry such dirty diseases in their s

    3) why was I born a male

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    Yes I'm a troll. Happy? SourCandy's Avatar
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    A lot of these questions can be answered with some research.

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    NT? more like SO i said
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    A lot of these questions can be answered with some research.

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    The Show Must Go On TE's Avatar
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    1. Why did you create the opportunity for humans to believe in other things if you're the all powerful God?
    2. Is there really aliens?
    3. Why do we need sleep?

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    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    1. What
    2. The
    3.

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    It is what it is. Mark in Austin's Avatar
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    Basketball related:

    1. Was the envelope frozen?
    2. Can you get me a Blu Ray of the Monte Carlo scrimmages?
    3. Will you be punishing Karl Malone for statutory rape since we apparently won't?

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    1. Why do you not save and help people when they call on you i.e. 9/11 victims and Holocaust?
    2. What's my purpose?
    3. Why don't you show yourself to people while they're alive?

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    1) Is JC still pissed about those holes in his hands and feet?

    2) When you allowed humans to "invent" religion....how hard did you laugh?

    3) Sex...that was genius...thanks...I know it is not a question...but thanks again for sex.
    1. He knew what was coming so no reason to be pissed.

    2. Why is that funny to god?

    3. Genius way to spread disease.

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    2. If the Jews were your chosen people, why did you let a German speaking bag frag the out of them?
    They were obviously sinning in a very bad way

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    silverblk mystix
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    1. He knew what was coming so no reason to be pissed.

    2. Why is that funny to god?

    3. Genius way to spread disease.
    Ask god.

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    I don't think god finds religion funny.

    I'm asking you why you think he does.

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    1. You got any hot sisters?

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    TheDrewShow is salty lefty's Avatar
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    1. You got any hot sisters?

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    Please notice me Engineering Major's Avatar
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    off, peasant.

    Excellent thread OP.

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