The completely random thought thread

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Willy Wonka has the educated Eggdicator. I wish Wendy's had an educated Potadicator.

That is all.

[mrsmaalox]

Wow something BIG happening at my neighborhood HEB right now---- loads of cops and crime tape surrounding half the parking lot.....I think it must be a dead body

[RandomGuy]

So if you could make yourself invisible, then you wouldn't reflect nor absorb any light, correct? So then your retina couldn't catch any light, and you'd therefore be blind. Which would mean no use sneaking into the girls' locker room. Sure, you could get a stinky finger or two, but what's the point if you can't see es soaping up their ties? Hence, man will never figure out invisibility. There's just no upside to justify it.

Depends.

If you can make meaningful images on your retina by only using a very small percentage of the light that comes into your eye, it would not necessarily preclude, nor hinder invisibility.

Low-level light cameras can make images with very very little light.

[bus driver]

Wow something BIG happening at my neighborhood HEB right now---- loads of cops and crime tape surrounding half the parking lot.....I think it must be a dead body

was this it?

SAN ANTONIO -- San Antonio police arrested a man in connection with the death of a 70-year-old man who was run over Monday night and later died at the hospital.

Police said Bradley James Ponce was driving an SUV that struck and killed Charles Simpson in the HEB parking lot at the corner of Loop 410 and Marbach Road.




On a side note, you think there is people who dont wipe their asses correctly and then get into a public pool?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

On a side note, you think there is people who dont wipe their asses correctly and then get into a public pool?

All I'm ever concerned with is piss in a public pool. Now I'll have to reconsider.

[mrsmaalox]

was this it?

SAN ANTONIO -- San Antonio police arrested a man in connection with the death of a 70-year-old man who was run over Monday night and later died at the hospital.

Police said Bradley James Ponce was driving an SUV that struck and killed Charles Simpson in the HEB parking lot at the corner of Loop 410 and Marbach Road.




On a side note, you think there is people who dont wipe their asses correctly and then get into a public pool?

That's just a coincidence cuz the one I saw was a week ago, at the 281/Evans location.

And yes there are probably a bunch of people with poopy butts in pools. Those jokers wearing "swim diapers" are especially fearsome!



Poop in pools is a serious public health nuisance; pee isn't a big deal because it's sterile----cleaner than the pool water.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Now I know what to do if I'm ever thirsty in a pool.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Don't forget your free slurpee from 7-11 today

[JudynTX]

Don't forget your free slurpee from 7-11 today

We don't have 7-11's here.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh well

[Viva Las Espuelas]

If you like pineapple and mango you gotta try the new pineapple-mango smoothie from McD's. Pretty balanced tasting. Isn't heavy with the pineapple or mango. It's just right.

[SpursStalker]

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You really should check out that narcolepsy

[desflood]

Every damn day my kids ask me why I yell so much, and every damn day I tell them, "The moment you start listening is the moment I stop yelling forever." My kids are not stupid; I don't know why they cannot comprehend this.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Mr Cosby? Is that you?

[E20]

my life.

[Phillip]

sup e20

[E20]

sup phil how's your life doing?

[Phillip]

quite well

do you still beat off to stallone workout vids?

[E20]

quite well

do you still beat off to stallone workout vids?

Nah man switched it up, I had to diversify myself if I wanted to get them wanted results, can you dig it?

[mrsmaalox]

Every damn day my kids ask me why I yell so much, and every damn day I tell them, "The moment you start listening is the moment I stop yelling forever." My kids are not stupid; I don't know why they cannot comprehend this.

I love this stuff!

My kids once tried to fire me because they decided it would be better to have a mommy who didn't say "no" to every fun thing they wanted to do. I told them "no problem, I'm outta here" and went off to pack my bags. Wowee, you should have heard them change their tune, tears flowing, "puhleeze, puhleeze don't leave, we love you, you are the best mommy in the world!" Now that's more like it

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Amateurs

[manufan10]

[Phillip]

Nah man switched it up, I had to diversify myself if I wanted to get them wanted results, can you dig it?

ah so who have you moved on to now? Van Damme? Vin Diesel? The Rock?

[E20]

ah so who have you moved on to now? Van Damme? Vin Diesel? The Rock?

Richard Simmons.