Because of that dumbass bag religious nutjob Cowboy fan who brought a taser to use agianst a bunch of Jets fans, the NFL is now going to do a full body patdown of everyone attending the games this season.
Crap, how will we be able to sneak in our flasks now?

One thing I look forward about this is the guards patting down the drunk tailgaters...gonna be one heck of a pre-game show.