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hahahahha, pimpo's chode would impale itself if MB became a Irish fan
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Even though our boy MB claims not to care about college football, he still shows up in here to talk down to us that do care. So, let's saddle him with a team, shall we?
Your choices:
(1) University of Southern California
Pro: Easy to dislike, the Yankees of the NCAA
Con: Lame OJ smack, Nick and Jessica
(2) University of Notre Dame
Pro: Big game virtually every week, about as hated as USC
Con: Elpimpo might have an aneurysm
(3) Northwestern University
Pro: Tecmo Bowl-like scoring machine at a serious academic ins ution
Con: Might as well just give him Baylor and watch women's hoops
(4) University of Houston
Pro: He es about every other Texas school, so why not Cougar High?
Con: Rockets fansites and revolving door policy of late might cause brain freeze
hahahahha, pimpo's chode would impale itself if MB became a Irish fan
Inspired.
Here's another choice...
(5) University of Texas at Austin
Pro: MB graduated from there.
Con: He would have to flake out on the team after the 1st loss of the season.
Classic post, j-6.
Now what made me think MB was an Aggie?
He was always saying he was an Aggies fan. I think he took up the Longhorns because they're winning and Aggies suck.
Actually, I have taken up Longhorn "fans" to scoff at.
It's not that hard though. To scoff longhorn fans. I do it myself all the time. But I go to school here and naturally cheer for my team. I don't go all out like some people, but like to back up my team on the net.
I'm ambivalent about Texas. Vince Young is a phenomenal talent and represents the university well, on and off the field. Unfortunately Texas seems to attract some piss poor "fans", a few of whom inhabit this forum. MB enjoys putting them in their place.
and writing in the third person.
And I agree, with regard to some of the Texas fans; particularly those who scoff at people who support schools that aren't high profile athletic factories.
Being a fan isn't a bad thing; being a disingenuous, wholly unreasonable fan is.
p.s. -- MB, if you decide you want to be a "fan," there's usually room on the Columbia bandwagon . . . That 2-0 start brought around some stragglers, but now that the Lions have crashed back to 2-2, free space is available again. Just think what a novel fan you would be if you took that position.
Who are those "fans" you speak of Marcus Bryant?
^ Exhibit A
I would think anyone that was a Spurs fan before the le era would have absolutely no problem being a Texas football fan, with all the high offseason expectations and individual players getting significant hardware coupled with lower-than-expected team performance, especially in the postseason.
UT beating Ohio State is like the Spurs beating the '99 T-Wolves (up and coming non-rival team with dynamic talent - remember that Game One loss?), then beating OU was like beating the '99 Lakers (longtime nemesis that couldn't get it together this year).
Who'll be the Portland of UT's run? Colorado? A lot of us remember that '90 WCF series Game 7...maybe a little like UT playing the Buffs with a trip to the le game in sight in '01. I like a little retribution on the way to the summit.
Of course, who might play the NCAA's answer to the Ewing-less Knicks throws my theory out the window, but that is months away.
Marcus Bryant is actually one of the rare people on this forum that makes fun of both Aggie and Longhorn fans. And he probably has a right to do so - he graduated from both schools.
Funny thread nonetheless.
It's more akin to having a problem with those Spurs "fans" who showed up only when things were going well and not when the team consisted of David Robinson trying to carry Vinny Del Negro, Reggie Greary and whatever other crap was surrounding him in the early to mid-90s.
PS...Thanks for not offering Texas Tech as an option.
^^^^^^ Exhibit Asshole
She sounds like the nerd who never had friends at either school.
What a shame.
Why does MB cry so much over people being fans of a school? Sounds like whining to me.
Oh yes, those "nerds" who went through the formality of getting in, attending class and graduating. Shame on them!
I'd like the #2 with extra rice, no beans. Thanks.
-MB
Only at Tech would a woman sue for entry into a group called the "Saddle Tramps".
Not surprising, since he also makes fun of Spur fans for not supporting the team, unless he's making fun of them for supporting Holt Cat, unless he's making fun of them for just not being Marcus Bryant.
You're embarassing yourself again nerdboy. When was the last time a SPORTS fan cheered for the debate or chemistry team? Oh yeah, you I guess.
Originality, you sound like an ag.
Not surprising, since he also makes fun of Spur fans for not supporting the team, unless he's making fun of them for supporting Holt Cat, unless he's making fun of them for just not being Marcus Bryant.
Somehow I think Mucus Bryant was even a reject for the Miller Lite Referee commercial.
What is this????????????????????
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