i'd buy that for a dollar
Activists on campus will determine that the mascot "longhorn" is offensive to cattle with shorter or no horns, and to the majority of the student population that does not eat meat (other than what they find in a bathroom stall in the student union).
The new mascot was to be originally the rainbows, but Hawaii was offended, so they are now known as the Texas People of Diverse Backgrounds.
LOL. Meanwhile Aggies adjust the offroad tires on their trucks, go hang out at The Dixie Chicken or The Tap, then get pulled over by their horrible Police Force who tend to use unconventional police tactics due to the nature and size of College Station.
No, they only crack the skulls of greasy hippies.
I ing own the CSPD so hard
3 times in 4 days
dumbasses
You weren't as a residence hall at A&M unless you made the Police Beat in The Battalion at least twice a week.
Excuse me.they are now known as the Texas People of Diverse Backgrounds.
The Texas Gender Non-Specific Persons of Diverse Backgrounds and Lifestyles.
VaTech's starting tailback is out for the season
they have a freshman who regulated in his place though
against Marshall
The Gender Non-Specific Persons of Diverse Backgrounds and Lifestyles' team roster will not be found to be fair to women, so half of the team will be required to be female plus another 15% to make up for past inequities.
Luckily, Texas' main rival is USC, who will change their nickname from Trojans (who were duped by unfair trickery and their alternative worship) to either USC Planned Parenthoods or USC Mediterranean Gestures of Goodwill.
Texas will get food poisoning again at the hotel in B/CS.
The NCAA will rule that exploding chodes are in violation of the rules governing fan conduct. Mookie will be forcibly removed from DKR stadium.
LOL
no
when your team loses or s up your chode IMPLODES
but it could explode if i became angry or shocked
he still used it in the right context
your chode can explode when you get happy and naturally you'd be happy at DKR
it's mecca
Medina
sbc is Mecca
Here's a real life example.
I just found out I am getting yet another new roomate. My chode has
EXPLODED!!!!!!
lol
he'll be gone by next saturday
GO HORNS GO
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