my favorite Mexicans at the gas station:
Stop holding up the line because you're re ed and think that you'll win the lottery one day. You guys are always gonna be stuck at your 9-5 job so quit holding up the rest of us who are getting one thing
at least go outside to scratch off the ing things...
still going inside the gas station to pay for gas
still thinking you have to go to the beer store to buy beer
or the grocery store to buy chips
or the smoke shop to buy papers
didn't realize buying one lottery ticket held up the line.
it's the 5 minutes they spend deciding which one to buy. blacks are worse though (no racist). they (no racist) want the cashier to explain the differences in each game. then they (no racist) perch over the counter to
scratch the mother in ticket. god forbid they (no racist) win because they'll (no racist) cash in the ticket and buy more.
I hate it when people bump their music loud as at gas stations like they're cool or something, bunch of bags.
here's one thing for you. STFU and kiss my brown ass.
I am sorry, it does. There are just as many rednecks, yuppies, etc as mexicans, but I can't stand it for so many reasons.
then blame the system.
HEB has a lotto machine on the side that seems to work just fine.
the "(no racist)" has been done to death... but I LOLd at this
Tell them to their faces, chicken . Wear a mask, that's obviously your courage enabler.
People who buy cigarettes or alcohol but can't show drivers license as a form of ID like every in other person but instead need to be a hipster by using their passport as an ID piss me off. That's mostly dumb white people for whatever reason.
Before someone says, maybe they're too poor for a drivers license, they shouldn't be buying alcohol or tobacco if they're that poor.
FYI getting a passport is more expensive than a drivers license. And who carries their passports in their backpockets anyway?
The you gonna do about it homie? Tell me sumthang?
spit on you and tell you to mow my lawn
That would be irritating, but it could be that they had their ID stolen or left it at home. As a banker, I see that a lot. I ask for an ID and they pull out their passport because they lost it, left it at home, or it was stolen. They carry that because it's not usually stolen...people usually leave it at home, until the ID is stolen.
I like it when ghetto ass black ppl have to make separate transactions - one to buy their grape soda with food stamps, the other to buy their beer and newports with cash. Here's an idea, if you're too poor to buy food, then you shouldn't be allowed to buy beer and cigarettes.
thinkin about black people buying made me think of this bit of badass
i had a couple of black ladies hold up the whole line the other day when i was right behind them. they were pretty ing funny though, they were saying like
"here comes trouble here comes trouble"
"y'all better start stretching cus we gon be here fo awhile"
*after the first lady is done, the second one goes up to the register then turns around to me and says*
"oh no boy, you ain't out a tha woods just yet now"
Last edited by Axe Murderer; 11-02-2011 at 09:49 PM.
oh
i worded it weird
lulz
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