Compare SpursTalk posters to NBA players..

[jeebus]

cobbler=Rodney Rogers.

[mavs>spurs]

Harlem=J.R. Smith...liable to explode on s at any moment, but ruins it all as soon as he presumably does a bas ized C-walk around his efficiency apartment following a post he's especially proud of.

stretch=Carlos Boozer...simply puts in work, but so unflashy, you'd hafta actively search for his contributions in order to appreciate his greatness

cobbler=Rodney Rogers.

Goran Dragic=Goran Dragic...had a run where he was unstoppable, ruthlessly leavin posters in his wake, hated by each and every Spur fan...and then all but disappeared.

BUMP=Mo Williams...can't keep track of him, but still keeps lightin' guys up from outta nowhere

mavs>spurs=Gilbert Arenas...was once unstoppable, but now just a ghost of what he once was, constantly tryin to make a name for himself. Prolly'll end up Plaxico'n his off in a vacant parking lot one day.

on the contrary, i'm the reigning poster of the month and winner of this award 2 of the past 3 months. you're just a butthurt little boy who can't keep my name out of his mouth and tries to make a name for himself off me

[mavs>spurs]

i'm michael motha in jordan..i was unstoppable, took some time off while banned (like jordan got kicked out for gambling) and came back and resumed pwning asses, dominating legends like stockton and malone (picklebreath and picklebreath jr)

[Calispursfan11]

The Asian posters remind me of Jeremy Lin or Mengke Bateer.

[Riddler]

i'm michael motha in jordan..i was unstoppable, took some time off while banned (like jordan got kicked out for gambling) and came back and resumed pwning asses, dominating legends like stockton and malone (picklebreath and picklebreath jr)

Kinda hard to "pwn asses" when you never stick around for the fight, per the usual, par the course.

[Koolaid_Man]

i'm michael motha in jordan..i was unstoppable, took some time off while banned (like jordan got kicked out for gambling) and came back and resumed pwning asses, dominating legends like stockton and malone (picklebreath and picklebreath jr)

negro please...loose some weight 'big daddy Tyson'

Tyson fat boy

[redzero]

Okay, Kool has used his gay jokes and YouTube videos, which is basically all of his material.

[Riddler]

Okay, Kool has used his gay jokes and YouTube videos, which is basically all of his material.

[z0sa]

i tend to associate posters with their teams' players..

Harlem - Tim Duncan.. all around poster, some great moments but mostly known for his consistency..

culburn - magic johnson .. obviously has an STD, constantly assisting other lakerfans, even to his own detriment

deadlydynasty - KB24 - a lot of game, a lot of great moments.. but is his best behind him?

koolaid_man - luke walton.. pink gayboy who never had game, no flash, and far overpaid most of his career

m>s - dirk.. dirty mofo whose game is deceptively unflashy but that only contributes the level of butthurt he causes..

lngrr - paul pierce.. once again, not flashy but gets the job done exceptionally well..

mono - jason kidd.. had his best era individually a LOOOONG ass time ago.. still does work occasionally, and his greatness cant be denied..

dok - charles barkley.. never gave a but consistently showed superstar talent.. shows up to training camp fat as (IE being a jew) but hypocritically called others out ..

z0sa - gary neal.. solid, fearless roleplayer whose past is greatly exaggerated by a few..

timvp is reserved MJ status IMHO, especially considering his unsure semi-retirement during the illness...

[Riddler]

i tend to associate posters with their teams' players..

Harlem - Tim Duncan.. all around poster, some great moments but mostly known for his consistency..

culburn - magic johnson .. obviously has an STD, constantly assisting other lakerfans, even to his own detriment

deadlydynasty - KB24 - a lot of game, a lot of great moments.. but is his best behind him?

koolaid_man - luke walton.. pink gayboy who never had game, no flash, and far overpaid most of his career

m>s - dirk.. dirty mofo whose game is deceptively unflashy but that only contributes the level of butthurt he causes..

lngrr - paul pierce.. once again, not flashy but gets the job done exceptionally well..

mono - jason kidd.. had his best era individually a LOOOONG ass time ago.. still does work occasionally, and his greatness cant be denied..

dok - charles barkley.. never gave a but consistently showed superstar talent.. shows up to training camp fat as (IE being a jew) but hypocritically called others out ..

z0sa - gary neal.. solid, fearless roleplayer whose past is greatly exaggerated at times..

timvp is reserved MJ status IMHO, especially considering his unsure semi-retirement during the illness...

[Koolaid_Man]

Okay, Kool has used his gay jokes and YouTube videos, which is basically all of his material.

hey Lil Red...or should I call you Chili Red...why don't you let me give you a table shower...I tell you man..when I hit your butt crack with that warm water you'll feel like you're in hog heaven man...

[redzero]

Thank you for proving my point.

[rayjayjohnson]

m>s = yi jianlian

[Koolaid_Man]

Thank you for proving my point.

wont cha let me give you a tip much bigger than a quarter

[Riddler]

wont cha let me give you a tip much bigger than a quarter

Like LeBron, you only have 3 quarters to your name.

[mavs>spurs]

fpoonsie is lamar odom...stupid as and "why don't ppl love me "

[HarlemHeat37]

Harlem usin my name to keep relevant
so asshurt he had to welch on our bet

[Giuseppe]

No thanks. These type threads are always bad for me.

[benefactor]

cobbler=Rodney Rogers.

[Killakobe81]

Harlem gives himself too much credit ... If DPG is Lebron Harlem is Bosh, not Wade ...

[BRHornet45]

sons I'm just assuming that I'm like that dude Marco Belinelli or maybe even the greatest Spur of ALL TIME ... Dennis Rodman

[ChrisRichards]

Harlem= Retired Shaq...used to be really good but now that he's washed up he tries to be relevant by spitting up some stupid

killakobe=ray allen...nothing too flashy but he goes to work on this board on a consistent basis. classy guy

culburn= old, white and a real mother er. a legend, nuff said

lnggrr=shawn respert...a scrub

cobbler=paul pierce...a pure , wheelchair ridin got.

dmc=charles oakley...not too popular with the kids but he's a dirty old bas , in a good way.


koolaid man= mo williams (cavs version) drama queen, all flash no substance.

lefty=dwight howard...funny like dwight

mono=d. wade...performs at the highest stage


lakaluva=stacey augmon=dudes always reaching

brhornets=chris paul...annoying little er but you have to give him his props, he always delivers in clutch.

[Killakobe81]

Harlem= Retired Shaq...used to be really good but now that he's washed up he tries to be relevant by spitting up some stupid

killakobe=ray allen...nothing too flashy but he goes to work on this board on a consistent basis. classy guy

culburn= old, white and a real mother er. a legend, nuff said

lnggrr=shawn respert...a scrub

cobbler=paul pierce...a pure , wheelchair ridin got.

dmc=charles oakley...not too popular with the kids but he's a dirty old bas , in a good way.


koolaid man= mo williams (cavs version) drama queen, all flash no substance.

lefty=dwight howard...funny like dwight

mono=d. wade...performs at the highest stage


lakaluva=stacey augmon=dudes always reaching

brhornets=chris paul...annoying little er but you have to give him his props, he always delivers in clutch.

[Fpoonsie]

on the contrary, i'm the reigning poster of the month and winner of this award 2 of the past 3 months.

Lulz. "Hood " claiming "poster of the month" swag. Is that how you keep your street cred elevated 'mongst tha 44?

you're just a butthurt little boy who can't keep my name out of his mouth and tries to make a name for himself off me

Lulz.

[mavs>spurs]

yeah any real man would have scoffed that response " my beer is too hard to open " grow some balls chump