The completely random thought thread

[JudynTX]

I am about to get extremely pissed off if I don't get the email I've been waiting for.

[manufan10]

"It's Friday, Friday! Gonna get down on Friday! Partying and partying! YEAH! FUN! FUN! FUN!"

[Dr.McDreamy]

I need to stop dating nurses. It's taking years off my life

I take all I can get.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Wishing there was a thread ignore function on here

[vander]

so I watched a couple episodes of that Napoleon Dynamite cartoon, and it wasn't too bad. I actually laughed a few times, which is more than I can say about the Simpsons or any of McFarlane's cartoons

oh boy! sports!

[mrsmaalox]

Dammit!!!! Just stuffed my face with bbq potato chips and completely neutralized this morning's run

[Agloco]

More Fuji Apple Sake please.

[JudynTX]

I'm still hungover from Tuesday.

[desflood]

You know how sometimes your kid gets mad at you and in their anger says or does something hilarious but you can't laugh because it would hurt their feelings even more? My daughter got angry with her father yesterday. She disappeared into her room for a while with a pen and piece of paper, eventually emerging with a big handwritten sign that said, "Mom and Dad hate me more than poop".

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'd crap outside her door and ask her for a second opinion

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm still hungover from Tuesday.

"Metal" would make me drink a lot too

[manufan10]

You know how sometimes your kid gets mad at you and in their anger says or does something hilarious but you can't laugh because it would hurt their feelings even more? My daughter got angry with her father yesterday. She disappeared into her room for a while with a pen and piece of paper, eventually emerging with a big handwritten sign that said, "Mom and Dad hate me more than poop".

Well, Mr. Hankey is a pretty cool piece of poop:

[JudynTX]

People wearing their blue tooths piss me off. I've had to hear a conversation going on 2 hours now. WTF?

I can't close my office door.

[bus driver]

People wearing their blue tooths piss me off. I've had to hear a conversation going on 2 hours now. WTF?

I can't close my office door.

that sucks.

i want to go home already.

[JudynTX]

that sucks.

i want to go home already.

She's talking to her sister and it's very annoying.

I want to go home early too.

[phxspurfan]

Damn, I could really go for a couple Las Palapas Potato and Egg breakfast tacos right about now. Somebody go to the drivethru and ask them to mail to me plz

[manufan10]

People wearing their blue tooths piss me off. I've had to hear a conversation going on 2 hours now. WTF?

I can't close my office door.

Turn your hearing aid down..

[Viva Las Espuelas]

[JudynTX]

Turn your hearing aid down..

You thought this comment flew right past me huh?

[manufan10]

You thought this comment flew right past me huh?

[mrsmaalox]

Last night, at about 11, I was walking home from my neighbor's house when I heard a loud "MOOO" and looked up to see a cow walking up the street toward me. Surprised, I ran into my house and locked my door. I hope she found her way back home

[lebomb]

Last night, at about 11, I was walking home from my neighbor's house when I heard a loud "MOOO" and looked up to see a cow walking up the street toward me. Surprised, I ran into my house and locked my door. I hope she found her way back home

Where tha do you live?

[JudynTX]

Last night, at about 11, I was walking home from my neighbor's house when I heard a loud "MOOO" and looked up to see a cow walking up the street toward me. Surprised, I ran into my house and locked my door. I hope she found her way back home

You're scared of a cow?

[Agloco]

Back to Scottsdale......grrrr.

[manufan10]

Last night, at about 11, I was walking home from my neighbor's house when I heard a loud "MOOO" and looked up to see a cow walking up the street toward me. Surprised, I ran into my house and locked my door. I hope she found her way back home

I can understand the running back into your house, but what I'm having trouble with is the locking of the door..