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    57-Chambers Woo Bum-kon's Avatar
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    I wasn't trying to talk to the average reader that was directed right at you.
    Doesn't matter. Syntax still exists.

    Fifth time asking now.

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    ....or girl who wants to try and play it even. She doesn't want to be Mrs John Doe, she wants to keep her maiden name. On a date she wants to pay her way. She doesn't need a man, because she is his equal.

    Hahahahaha!!!!!!

    Now imagine....

    You are on Hwy 99, it's midnight when... !!!!!!...a blowout. So there stands John Doe as she changes the tire.

    It's 3 am, you are both sound asleep when....

    she...psssttt...you hear that?
    him...yes I did...go check it out
    she..ok, stay here.

    Hahahahahaha!!!!

    There you sit at the bar nursing a gin tonic when...

    she...care to dance?
    him...sure!
    she...so what's your name?
    him...John Doe
    she..you sure look fine tonight papa.
    him...thanks.

    after the dance..

    she...can I buy you a drink?
    him...why not

    after a few more drinks

    she...can I follow you home?
    him... , might as well

    Why do they put that lid on a jar of pickles so damn tight?

    he...(after struggling with it) hey baby, can you open this please?
    her...(one little twist)...there ya go sweetcheeks...no problem! (as she slaps you on the ass while walking away)

    There is a reason there are no women on Mount Rushmore, no pictures of women on USA $$$$. There is a reason men lead when dancing. There is a reason it's the woman who has the baby.

    I do get a kick out of women who try to play that, funny thing is once you start treating them like a lady ignoring all that silliness they start to come around. They begin to realize how much more fun it is to be a lady.

    This post reminds me of when my ex-husband would get really stoned and start babbling random thinking he was some deep-thinking genius, when in reality to anyone sober, he was just a rambling, annoying idiot.

    But I'll bite. There's also a reason why men, having entered the world from between a pair of thighs, spend their entire existence trying to get back between some.

    PSA: Don't toke and post.

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    Every hour is happy hour! ElBorracho's Avatar
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    No aye razon por estas estupido threads.

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    translation

    I love Razon he no poke el funno at my mama.
    but everyone poke RaZon's mama.

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    Believe. ScoobyDoo's Avatar
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    razon riz run ramblin razzole.

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    57-Chambers Woo Bum-kon's Avatar
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    Still waiting on an explanation for that post.

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    57-Chambers Woo Bum-kon's Avatar
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    Okay, so we have established that RaZon doesn't even understand what he posted. That explains a whole lot.

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    57-Chambers Woo Bum-kon's Avatar
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    I already posted a thread.

    Also, posting a thread does not automatically mean that one has something to say. You have proven that is not the case several times.

    For the seventh time, explain what "Do you honestly believe anyone really needs............... even you can't be that ing stupid." means, please.

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    ....or girl who wants to try and play it even. She doesn't want to be Mrs John Doe, she wants to keep her maiden name. On a date she wants to pay her way. She doesn't need a man, because she is his equal.

    Hahahahaha!!!!!!

    Now imagine....

    You are on Hwy 99, it's midnight when... !!!!!!...a blowout. So there stands John Doe as she changes the tire.

    It's 3 am, you are both sound asleep when....

    she...psssttt...you hear that?
    him...yes I did...go check it out
    she..ok, stay here.

    Hahahahahaha!!!!

    There you sit at the bar nursing a gin tonic when...

    she...care to dance?
    him...sure!
    she...so what's your name?
    him...John Doe
    she..you sure look fine tonight papa.
    him...thanks.

    after the dance..

    she...can I buy you a drink?
    him...why not

    after a few more drinks

    she...can I follow you home?
    him... , might as well

    Why do they put that lid on a jar of pickles so damn tight?

    he...(after struggling with it) hey baby, can you open this please?
    her...(one little twist)...there ya go sweetcheeks...no problem! (as she slaps you on the ass while walking away)

    There is a reason there are no women on Mount Rushmore, no pictures of women on USA $$$$. There is a reason men lead when dancing. There is a reason it's the woman who has the baby.

    I do get a kick out of women who try to play that, funny thing is once you start treating them like a lady ignoring all that silliness they start to come around. They begin to realize how much more fun it is to be a lady.
    I liked Bill Burr's routine better.

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    57-Chambers Woo Bum-kon's Avatar
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    Tell me stupid what ".........." did I just do?
    What? That doesn't make sense either. Jesus Christ, you suck.

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    57-Chambers Woo Bum-kon's Avatar
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    Oh, you were just pretending to be a re with zero understanding of syntax.

    Hopefully, this means that you will start using English from now on.
    Last edited by Woo Bum-kon; 04-04-2012 at 10:35 AM.

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    57-Chambers Woo Bum-kon's Avatar
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    Thanks for noticing my mistake.

    As long as it means that you will stop making ty threads and abusing the English language, I would sacrifice myself for the greater good. I've already done it once before.

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    That's what I did to RaZon's mom.

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    This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend sandman's Avatar
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    You are on Hwy 99, it's midnight when... !!!!!!...a blowout. So there stands John Doe as she changes the tire.
    Faulty logic. We both know there is no traffic on Hwy 99 at midnight. All the white folk in Richmond and Cinco Ranch are in bed at 10pm.

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