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kool's a in this is why i'm always hesitant to go to any of these types of gatherings, knowing my luck his gay ass would show up and some would actually go down
next time yall organize by pm, we got a legitimate weirdo here
Actually the one dude that on me constantly was this Asian dude that played like ginobili
We were up 8 in a first to 15 points game and lost lol
kool's a in this is why i'm always hesitant to go to any of these types of gatherings, knowing my luck his gay ass would show up and some would actually go down
next time yall organize by pm, we got a legitimate weirdo here
Can I see a boxscore?
I wear underwear as well my friend...can let that thing dangle in the wind you feel me
I will show and watch from the sidelines...everytime you see a guy in pink cheering for you know it's me
it wasn't concrete imho
DD would've had a kick out of the last team we played tbh
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Greetings,
Gentlemen, I greet you here at Spurstalk.com on the world wide web in the year of our Lord, two thousand and eleven. First, I would like to thank you, the gentlemen in purple and gold for inviting me here to speak and assist you on this very serious topic at hand. I am here to help you solve our problem with spurstalk troll slaves. Your invitation reached me while I was on vacation in Oakland, CA viewing my Raiders whoop the living out of some Jets. It was there that I witnessed some of the newest and oldest methods of controlling another teams fans. It is with great pleasure that I share with you these methods. Rome would envy us.
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Play the devil's advocate. Put GNSP vs BNSP. Make them fight. Example: Comment on how stupid BNSP is, and how his/her level of stupidity is even lower than GNSP. BNSP is so gullible and full of self-pride, that he/she will rest at nothing to prove that they are not as stupid as GNSP. In return, if fueled timely and correctly, GNSP will respond by trying to prove his worth in front of the community, proving to be just as stupid as their counterpart, BNSP. In-house quarreling has caused the downfall of many a great nations.
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Break the strong and wild ones of the community (midnightpulp, leetonidas, and others). Isolate these wild and savage bucks from the weak ones. Tar and feather them with insults. Never refer to them by their chosen names. If one is 5'2, spread rumors that he is 4'2 It is only a mater of time before it is accepted as fact. Make strong sexual advances towards them, forcing them to question their manhood, which will also force the weaker ones to question their manhood as well. If done so properly, GNSP will sit back and view this in awe, always second guessing himself when they get the urge to defend the community. After 21 days of this abuse, not only will he lose confidence in himself, but the community will lose confidence in him as well. DPG, and Chumper are perfect examples of the outcome of this method. Tired, beat down, and hopeless is how they'll feel.
Last, but not least, my friends, belittle and minimize the accomplishments of their heroes. By doing so you leave them without hope, without faith, in total chaos. This method must be used on a 24/7 basis. It is critical to our success to minimize even the smallest achievements. Where there is no hero, there is no hope, no faith, no honor.
Gentlemen, these kits are your keys to control, use them. Have your wives and children use them. Never miss an opportunity. My plan is guaranteed, and the good thing about this plan is that if used intensely for one year, the spurstalk slaves themselves will remain perpetually distrustful and faithful to our cause. You may not even be present and your name will live on as if you were here on a daily basis. THE ULTIMATE GOAL IS TO REPLACE THEIR HEROES... WITH YOU! I am living proof!!!
Sincerely,
Lakaluva
You would have been impressed by my Kobe closing abilities. It was 13-12 first to 15 and I looked at MD on the way up the court and said "should I end this?", then pulled up for 3 and said "it's good" as soon as I shot it. Game. Tiny Mamba.
I take it there were some minorities on that team?
Stone. Cold. Killer.
Some minorities who were a little overconfident in their basketball abilities imho
Were they beating on their chests and making strange noises after they made a shot?
My quads cramped up which is weird because that never happens. I'm not in as good of shape as I normally am, but I usually don't get tired playing basketball at all.
I was hitting MD w/ some dimes though.
tbh there were like 3 of them who were decent but thought that they were entering the next NBA Draft. Basically I took a smelly doo-doo on them (scored like 18 buckets in 2 games) and won both times. Finally some guy "stopped" me by basically shoving me in the post and calling it legit defense (
They had one guy who actually gave me a lot of trouble on offense though
yeah you gave some great passes to free me up tbh, made like 3-4 straight jumpers in the first game just from having a clean look.
too bad it went all downhill after that
Can't believe we lost to a team with 4 asians and a white guy after being up 8
who? the tall yi jianlian looking asian?tbh there were like 3 of them who were decent but thought that they were entering the next NBA Draft. Basically I took a smelly doo-doo on them (scored like 18 buckets in 2 games) and won both times. Finally some guy "stopped" me by basically shoving me in the post and calling it legit defense (
They had one guy who actually gave me a lot of trouble on offense though
Bump was easily the most dominant player. It's hard out there for me unless it's a break because I can't use speed to get into the paint since everyone just camps out in there.
Derek Vinyard would be proud, fellas
If we ever get a medflight out to Dallas I'm gonna hit you scros up for a game...it'd be on real short notice though
Well, when it's 5 on 1 on defense and everyone is walking it's not surprising when you lose
Yeah it sucks, it turned me into a pure jumpshooter and thats why I sucked the last 2 games. I'm usually able to drive in just from my speed ( even tho I have handles) but I couldn't do anything because I'd run into a wall of 4 guys and get my rejected.
Some of those guys just stayed in the lane all game long, the manu asian and the green shirted mexican in particular
Well, when it's 5 on 1 on defense and everyone is walking it's not surprising when you lose
Highlight play of the game: DPG (5'2) stopped a 3v1 fast break against dudes that were all at least 5'8
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