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I tried pissing in a bottle while driving cross country once, but I just could not force it out.
My body was telling me this is a very bad idea
I've reached a new strata of laziness in my life--one that I'm not particularly proud of--but since i don't know anybody here personally, i have no problem disclosing it.
I love Gatorade. It's right up there with air conditioning and goldbond as the best inventions in history. You'll be hard-pressed to ever find me without a 32oz gatorade in tow. I drink an insane amount of that stuff everyday, and as you know...it makes you have to piss a lot.
When i'm at home, rather than walk to the bathroom at night i've now started pissing in the empties. Same at work...i work a lot of overnights, and instead of waking up my coworkers with frequent flushes, i just squirt in the bottle. This method is eco-friendly, is great on roadtrips, and only requires good aim and a steady hand.
Is this really lazy, or do others do it too?
I tried pissing in a bottle while driving cross country once, but I just could not force it out.
My body was telling me this is a very bad idea
it's sterile, but wtf dude only in the car, or if your girl's a freak.
Throw them out. If its at work i'll throw a couple paper towels over top it so its not visible in the trash.
Last edited by DeadlyDynasty; 06-02-2012 at 02:44 AM.
There's a technique to master while driving, but once you do it's like riding a bike. Requires strong abs, though tbh
What if you're really full and you can't control the speed of your piss?
That's the beauty part. No more racing to the restroom or having to find an exit off the road to take a piss. The empty is right there and available, so you should never have to force it.
I calculated the time it saves, and it really is a valuable skill.
Next time I will try to pull it off/out
Exactly
Make sure its a wide-mouth bottle so you have more margin for error...anything less is damn near impossible while driving.
speed should have no bearing, but volume could be an issue
this thread
Some people have no shame.
I have tried it before as a kid. But isn't it more relaxing in the toilet? I mean, you actually don't have to worry about aim and all and just enjoy the thrill
I need a tennis ball can to piss in.
son when I was in the sandbox, I and many others would do this to not have to travel in the blistering heat to take a piss. however, the hadjis would drink the piss after we had tossed it, thinking it was lemonade. the commander told everyone to stop that but the mental image of a dune coon digging through the trash for some of that sweet lemonade and gagging when taking a chug was too awesome to stop.
I actually pissed in a bottle a few days ago good times
What the ??! Are you serious, Mr. Hughes?
Piss in balloons then toss them at people you don't like.
Piss bombs!
They do that at soccer games in Europe.
You spill that on the carpet and it takes a huge amount of treatment and time to rid of the smell. Not worth the risk.
I believe there's a thread for that predicament
spray mode in car is no good.
I'm the same way but with Powerade. Those Mountain Berry Blast flavored ones makes you pissed instantly. Cant get enough of them though.
I have them stacked up on my room. And yes, I once pee on an empty can one night.
If you dont stop yourself from doing that its hard to quit doing it. lol
Oh man, this goes up there with WC's butter thread.
I hope you don't work at my job you disgusting bas
Last time I pissed in a bottle I lost my job a Burger King.
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