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The league gave him 4 of the 5.
The league gave him 4 of the 5.
I wonder how many of his clients have made complaints that they had sticky skin after he massaged them.
Even if he did, at least he doesn't jack off with donuts
jacking off with donuts
Can't really tell from the picture, but do you have one of those y chin-strap style beards?
Smart move to cut your facial hair that short, I guess. This way, you don't have to spend an excessive amount of time vacuuming the donut crumbs off your face each day.
Not 10, not 11, but 12 donuts
Making fun of LeBron? He's a famous millionaire and you're a fat massage therapist who loves donuts.
Horse is one of my favorite posters now tbh. dude doesnt back down.
He's the new koriwhat tbh
but for real remember det time when newcastlekeg committed suicide by mod after the d rose injury?
i think no amount of spurs fan breakdowns can top that one during these playoffs. imo that was a very underrated event.
Last edited by The Reckoning; 06-07-2012 at 08:16 PM.
you're used to befriending the most unlikely of fellows though
being friends with horse is like par the course for pats little bro, tbh
Making fun of LeBron? He's a famous millionaire and you're a fat massage therapist who loves donuts.
You know is rough when ACE is bullying n!ggas
Holy I actually read some of that
The Enumclaw horse sex case was a 2005 incident in which Kenneth Pinyan[1] (June 22, 1960 – July 2, 2005), an American Boeing engineer residing in Gig Harbor,[2] died from receiving anal sex with a stallion at a farm in an unincorporated area in King County, Washington, near the city of Enumclaw. He had videotaped previous sex acts with the horses and distributed them informally under the name Mr. Hands.
During a July 2005 sex act, videotaped by a friend, he suffered a perforated colon and later died of his injuries.
son that first sentence is all you really had to read.Holy I actually read some of that
Endless mom joke comebacks are less about showing resilience and more about not having higher than an 8th grade education.
And while this "massage therapist" is charging $60 and hour, your only question is "would you like fries with that?" Then an hour after lunch when you get your first break, you take your 15 min to pound that tiny little of yours with french fry grease in the ladies bathroom. Then with -stained ronald mcdonald pants on you cry in the stall till your break is over. Can I take your order?Making fun of LeBron? He's a famous millionaire and you're a fat massage therapist who loves donuts.
Why do all your insults involve masturbating with food?And while this "massage therapist" is charging $60 and hour, your only question is "would you like fries with that?" Then an hour after lunch when you get your first break, you take your 15 min to pound that tiny little of yours with french fry grease in the ladies bathroom. Then with -stained ronald mcdonald pants on you cry in the stall till your break is over. Can I take your order?
Seems to me like you have some expertise in that area.
Last edited by 21_Dickings; 06-08-2012 at 07:56 AM.
Obviously u can't tell, ing moron it's nothing like that. Is it your lack of vision or being inexperienced with facial hair, seeing that u can't grow any. Although I'm sure your girlfriend has plenty.
I said your mom loves my fingers that means they smell like tunanot jelly dumb dumb.
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