Calling in sick

[JudynTX]

We all do it. What's the worst excuse you have ever given? (This is not a serious thread)

[Magua]

I never call in sick. Calling in sick implies weakness.

[JudynTX]

Never, ever have called in sick? Even when sick?

[tlongII]

I usually say I'm sick.

[mrsmaalox]

Heck, I've been too sick to go to work for at least the last 10 years

[bus driver]

it doesnt matter for me, i can say whatever then they just say work from home than.

[lebomb]

Shiiiiiiiit. I call in sick at least 3-4 times a week. I use a different excuse every time. Like .... "my tongue is stuck up my girlfriends ass, I cant make it in today"

[Magua]

Shiiiiiiiit. I call in sick at least 3-4 times a week. I use a different excuse every time. Like .... "my tongue is stuck up my girlfriends ass, I cant make it in today"

You don't need excuses when you're living off government cheese, amirite?

[Magua]

Never, ever have called in sick? Even when sick?

Never. Don't let your employers think you're weak. If you own your own business, don't let your subordinates think you're weak.

[Wild Cobra]

We all do it. What's the worst excuse you have ever given? (This is not a serious thread)

Only if actually sick. Last time was December 2001 for me.

Excuses are for losers.

[lebomb]

Only if actually sick. Last time was December 2001 for me.

Excuses are for losers.

You have never called in sick to do something important that you cant do on the weekend? Never? Ever???

[Wild Cobra]

You have never called in sick to do something important that you cant do on the weekend? Never? Ever???

No.

I ask for time off.

[Wild Cobra]

I've "called in well" before. Told my boss it was a nice day and didn't want to come to work. He laughed and said "have a nice day."

[johnsmith]

I like to build up to my "fake sick" day. I start acting sort of down on Tuesday. Really start selling it on Wednesday, and bam, I'm on to my four day weekend.

[Hypochondriac]

I've used all the excuses in the book.

[Ginger Vitas]

I usually go with a terrible toothache. Works everytime.

[silverblk mystix]

I look ahead at my schedule and if there is a day or two that seem to be a bad day to work - I write myself in as sick.

Haven't done it in 2011 or 2012 though...I think I feel a little *cough *cough under the weather for next week though.

[Sal Monella]

I seem to get food poisoning from time to time.

[ashbeeigh]

I ran a half marathon this weekend, I can't get out of bed.

[TheRunningMan]

I ran a half marathon this weekend, I can't get out of bed.

Suck it up for the boys and girls club!!

[Koolaid_Man]

We all do it. What's the worst excuse you have ever given? (This is not a serious thread)

I always tell my dad to just send me another check...but when I did work I just told em I'm not coming in today...I never gave an excuse...that's my personal business...

[Cochina]

Work? What's that?

[lebomb]

Work? What's that?

You welfare, food stamps, freeloading, Obama care, Mitt 47% mufawka! Git off dat azz and go to work!!!!

.......... I think I'll call in sick tomorrow.

[reason]

I usually use the "my kid is sick" excuse.

[SA210]

I don't get sick. And I work for myself