"Once Nash gets back..."
"But we're missing two starters..."
"But they just have to figure it out..."
I don't want to hear any more of that from you deluded Laker s. This team in' blows (giving up a 117 points to an incompetent road team. Seriously?) and it's more beneficial to your psyche to let go as soon as possible.
Typically, it's good to destroy something that's symbolic of your attachment to whatever addiction/habit/delusion you're trying to overcome. Crack addicts will often be asked to step on their pipe. It's a very powerful first step on the road to recovery and may I suggest printing out a picture of this man:
And promptly lighting it on fire for in' up a $100,000,000 payroll to this degree. Give Popovich or Presti Kupcrap's budget and they would break 70 wins with ease. Yet your false god, "student has become the teacher," re can't even manage a .500 record through the first quarter of the season.
Dwight Howard artifacts are also acceptable, since he in' sucks at every facet of the game aside from jumping around.
I wish you well, Lakerfans. Recovery can be a .
Godspeed.