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  1. #326
    Banned Blake's couch's Avatar
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    blake bro don't you remember that thread where his wife cheated on him?
    yeah unfortunately, he's also paying for me to get replaced. After years of J-Quon's DNA trickling down beneath the cushions, I'm starting to fall apart

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    A neverending cycle Trainwreck2100's Avatar
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    all these years later and I'm still hung up on the same ing chick

    I was 15 and she was like 12 when I met her. What happens? She lies to my ing cousins that I got her pregnant. I asked her about it and she denies it, and I say ok. Years later(July 2010) I say ok, let's make it work, and she wants to make it work. We end up fighting and she goes back to her baby daddy without telling me. I lose over 50 pounds to forget about her(and did, for a while at least) and she calls me out of the blue and I'm the happiest guy on earth, till she tells me she had another ing kid(this was in March 2012). I told her I just wanted something casual even though I was still madly in love with her. She stopped talking to her cause I "hurt her"(she tells me this in October 2012). And I say ok, I get that, but I guess we can try to make it work. She then stops talking to me after 2 times of seeing her. I hot her up early in January and she tells me that I hurt her when I couldn't accept her second kid(keep in mind she had them both before she was 18). I said I understand and I we could make it work this time. Now she is some party skank it seems. I think she wanted me to get with her to see what I would get her. I stopped talking to this other chick to talk to her.

    No ing idea why I am so attached to her. 7 years later and I now realize how much ofa ing re I am.

    Realist ing I ever wrote. I'll meet a girl eventually. Right now I am just drunk and laughing and at how much of a ing idiot I am.
    And when you do meet that girl PIITB

  4. #329
    Tuff Juice TheRealCB's Avatar
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    blake bro don't you remember that thread where his wife cheated on him?
    Son,I google'd that : http://www.literotica.com/stories/st...973&pagehint=6

    Look at the 6th comment.

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    Not really. I think I just mythologized this girl for a long ing time, and I am nowhere near as naive as I used to be. Girls aren't hard to get.

    What's hard for me is getting with a girl and being happy with her. I have serious commitment issues.
    Most girls suck vato. Thats not commitment issues thats just sounds like you not coming across one thats worth a yet. Id recommend a real Mexican theyre more submissive and eager to please...Mex-Americans are scandalous.

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    true american women are all heads but u mexicans already have it bad to begin with tbh yall aren't very good with women lots of perverts social dysfunction among the mexican males... like guys who are 15 and dating a 12 year old the mexican males best bet is to just settle in and get married to a fatty at 21 and have kids to tie her down because thats the only way theyre getting any pussy

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    to be fair she told me she was 14, and I believed her for about a year(when she was actually going to turn 14).

    But I think I have to go after girls outside the city. That's hard for me, cause I feel like I scare people who don't live in LA.

  8. #333
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    yeah bro just get married not talking to u but being honest it's the only way you're going to get consistent pussy and i dont think u have any money to lose anyway could be wrong on that tho

  9. #334
    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    Yeah, I really don't have much money.

    Pussy isn't hard to get. All I really want is a cool girl.

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    You dress like a cholo man. All the ghetto chicks that are into that look are crazy and scandalous. Cool chicks that are into that are rare.

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    it doesnt exist in america, you ever considered just being poor elsewhere? like, i mean just get up and explore thre world go backpacking in eastern europe meet a real woman and never come back. if i dont get wealthy in 10 years that's my plan, america isn't a good place to live in terms of happiness or satisfaction..it's only good for building wealth if you can. ever notice how happy simple poor people are? too much en lement here, that and feminism have corrupted the women. i mean if you absolutely tie your sense of happiness and self worth to being with a woman and can't be happy without finding her, you should leave america right now. she isn't here..the people here are shallow, hollow little s s.

  12. #337
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    ^you might as well start now tbh, a business bachelors from UT Arlington aint gonna make you very wealthy

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    http://oi45.tinypic.com/250kvf8.jpg

    I look less cholo, I feel. This was taken a few weeks ago. I do look cross eyed, but whatever.

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    we should leave together then, with a sanitation engineering degree from utsa you're double ed

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    lose the stache imho too be@ner. just the goatee would look good..tryin to take you to the next level of de-be@nerfying yourself

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    I can't, brah. I'd look like a little kid. I've just got to start changing the way I dress and maybe the face I make.

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    looking like a kid is better than looking like a 40 year old cholo imho you aint got nothing to lose it wont hurt anything

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    Gotta agree with the UT Arlington grad on this one tbh. I cant even grow a beard and my mustache is weak but I never get accused of looking too young or not looking Mexican. Youll look less aggressive and more approachable without it imo.

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    life isn't a big pissing match tbh who cares if you dont look "old enough" for someone who cares about all that fake macho bs. you'll still be more "macho" than the average american effeminate pussy who cleans jamal's semen out of his wife's vag imho. doesn't really matter what anyone thinks, and if u want to look older lift weights.

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    i just grew a stache and im getting more pussy than ever

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    14yr old for a mexican is like 20yr for an america when the life expenctancy for a mexican is 40 something or less.

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    i just grew a stache and im getting more pussy than ever
    Youre a pussy little white thats why. Huge difference between IMs stache and something like this:


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    lol ive got the guy fawkes stache going and it's working

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    even weaker small males still beat the brakes off the average mexican male tho. we've already conquered the world, victory has defeated a few of us.

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    marriage is a luxury for the richest asses nowadays imho. if your the prince of UK and have abundant money to piss away, you can get married all you want. for an average american lad, however, you better be careful dealing with the es. you can them all you want but you should be always aware of the firewire (getting married or engaged to a ), which you better not touch unless you're prepared to get financially ed. you can have some kids with a but you don't have to get married to have some kids in america

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