Wanna find out the realties of Islam....

[Avante]

Translation

What about the fastest running backs in history

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Ok

lane

1.Bullet Bob Hayes FAMU
2.Ollie Matson U of SF/Rams
3.O.J.Simpson USC/Bills
4.Buddy Young Illinois/Colts
5.Curtis ey Tex A&M/Colts
6.Houston McTear Baker HS
7.Herschel Walker Georgia/Cowboys
8,Bo Jackson Auburn/Raiders

[ChumpDumper]

*ding*

[Avante]

*ding*

translation

Wow! How about the All Time USC 100m?

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Coming up.

lane

1.Charlie Paddock
2.James Sanford
3.Mel Patton
4.Don Quarrie Jamaica
5.Clancy Edwards
6.Lennox Miller Jamaica
7.Jeff Laynes
8.Frank Wykoff

[ChumpDumper]

*ding*

[Avante]

*ding*

translation

Amazing!!!!!! How about that UCLA 100m?

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Bingo!

lane

1.Lloyd LaBeach Panama
2.Warren Edmonson
3.Hal Busby
4.Ato Boldon
5.Mike Marsh
6.Tony Miller
7.Marcus Reed
8.Eric Brown

[Avante]

I only got about 30 colleges to go, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChumpDumper]

I'm sure you won't stop there.

*ding*

[Avante]

I'm sure you won't stop there.

*ding*

translation

So just who was "Speed City" coming out of San Jose?

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Here ya go.

Speed City

Dennis Johnson Jamaica
Jimmy Omegemi Nigeria
Ray Norton
Bobby Poynter
Lee Evans
Tommie Smith
Ronnie Ray Smith
Bill Gaines
Sam Davis
Tim Knowles
Frank Slaton
Wayne Herman
Bob Griffen
Kirk Clayton
John Carlos
Vince Breddell

[ChumpDumper]

*ding*

[Avante]

*ding*

translation

Incredible! How about the NFL's Fastest Man?

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Cool~~~~~~

lane

1.Bullet Bob Hayes FAMU/Cowboys
2.Trindon Holliday Tenn/Broncos
3.Jeff Demps Florida/Pats
4.Ron Brown ASU/Rams
5.Sam Graddy Tenn/Raiders
6.Darrell Green Tex A&I/Redskins
7.Alvis Whitted NCSt/Raiders
8.Jacoby Ford Clemson/Raiders

[ChumpDumper]

Sometimes a ding is just a ding. Especially in this context.

*ding*

[Avante]

Sometimes a ding is just a ding. Especially in this context.

*ding*

translation

How about the all...Willie...100m?

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Sure!

lane

1.Willie Smith Auburn
2.Willie Deckard USC
3.Willie Gault Tenn
4.Willie White Cal
5.Willie Turner OSU
6.Willie Polk TSU
7.Willie Dearion PV
8.Willie Williams Illinois

[Avante]

Chumpy try to keep up. ok?

[ChumpDumper]

Keep up with what? No one is reading your lists.

I'm doing only what I need to do.

*ding*

[ChumpDumper]

Try to keep up, OK?

[ChumpDumper]

I'll give you some time to get another almanac off the shelf.

[Avante]

Keep up with what? No one is reading your lists.

I'm doing only what I need to do.

*ding*

Dude, are you really that ing dense? It's not about the lists it's about me having you do exactly what you're told. You're so owned it's comical.

Ok another list, you do know there is no end to this....right? Of course not, too stupid.

Here we have all those great 400m guys out of UCLA.

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1.Wayne Collett
2.John Smith
3.Cliff Eberhardt
4.Benny Brown
5.Maxie Parks
6.Steve Lewis
7.Danny Everett
8.Don Domansky Canada

[Avante]

I'll give you some time to get another almanac off the shelf.

Being compared to an Almanac, cool!

Not that you could find any of that in an Almanac.

[ChumpDumper]

Dude, are you really that ing dense? It's not about the lists it's about me having you do exactly what you're told.

I think you go that backwards.

Now that we've established a baseline, give me a list of the top ten pioneers of behavioral psychology.

Show off your knowledge.

[Avante]

I think you go that backwards.

Now that we've established a baseline, give me a list of the top ten pioneers of behavioral psychology.

Show off your knowledge.

Too easy

http://psychology.about.com/od/histo...chologists.htm

[ChumpDumper]

Thank you for illustrating perfectly that all you do is Google and look things up in almanacs, which anyone can do.

And that you can't follow specific instructions to save your life.

*ding*

[Blake]

Holy crap, I honestly didn't think the subject would obey so quickly.

Fascinating.

[ChumpDumper]

Holy crap, I honestly didn't think the subject would obey so quickly.

Fascinating.

He only has the capacity of a er spaniel, so expecting he could know there are different kinds of psychology was too much.

[Blake]

He only has the capacity of a er spaniel, so expecting he could know there are different kinds of psychology was too much.

Excellent observation, Dr. Dumper

[Avante]

Thank you for illustrating perfectly that all you do is Google and look things up in almanacs, which anyone can do.

And that you can't follow specific instructions to save your life.

*ding*

Well then here's a challenge for ya, find me the All Time HBCU 200m? Remember it's all there on Google, so should take seconds.

Prove your point.