NBA: I need a new challenge

[UZER]

It's not like you bring the most uninteresting takes. It's like you try too hard to start a trend but you're too sterile for whatever misguided reason. You're basically half a . You meet the dude in the john, you drop to your knees, you unzip his fly and unsheath his , you part your lips and take his into your mouth and somewhere between it hitting the back of your throat and your first squeeze of his nutsack you get cold feet and feel it's not right. You kiss the tip and excuse yourself. Half a . Either suck the or be a man about it.

Speaking of trying to hard...

[RsxPiimp]

I once asked dmc what dmc stands for...

[Brazil]

I once asked dmc what dmc stands for...

Detroit Medica Care

[Arnold Toht]

Detroit Medica Care

So close, yet so far.

[DMC]

Speaking of trying to hard...

Shut up got

[UZER]

Shut up got

I didnt just go into explicit detail about sucking in the mens bathroom.

[DMC]

I didnt just go into explicit detail about sucking in the mens bathroom.

Your mouth was full, how could you?

[UZER]

Your mouth was full, how could you?

again...trying too hard. outta here. Trying to call out Cully when your ass came crawling back here too like a little .

[DMC]

again...trying too hard. outta here. Trying to call out Cully when your ass came crawling back here too like a little .

If the Spurs win, that's it for me. I'm gone like I said.

[spurraider21]

if they win, i'm glad to be wrong. we're all in this together and we won. if we lose, I was right and you guys are blind homers

[Rogue]

Lakersarethebesteva and Bynumite are tied for the tiest posters on this site.

Bynumite ain't that bad imho, he's ty but he only belongs in WM's tier. Arnold Toht is much tier a poster than WM and Bynumite, maybe even worse than Lakersaretheworsteva imho.

[Michael Jordan.]

At 2,000, I'll reveal myself to two more posters.

[Rogue]

To two more posters, am I included?

[Michael Jordan.]