An Englishman applies for a job with the South African Police. The hiring director says" These are the best qualifications I've ever seen, Just one test before you get the job. Take this gun, go out and shoot six black guys and a rabbit."
The bloke replies "Why the rabbit?"
The hiring director says "Fantastic at ude, you've got the job!"
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A Somalian goes to the doctor and says, "I feel terrible."
Doctor says, "go home, get a bucket, piss and in it for a week. Throw in dead rats and rotting fish. Put a towel over your head and sniff the fumes for three days."
A week later the Somalian goes back and says, "Doc, I feel wonderful, what was the problem?"
Doctor, "you were homesick"
symple19 with the truth bombs. the Somalian one makes for a good do entary
can't wait for seneca wallace's performance evaluation next week.
I agree with either separating them into two paragraphs or having two completely different reports. A weekly Black QB report and then a weekly Lily-White White QB report.
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