I agree with you if you say 2003 Oklahoma shouldn't have been there, but the same can be said for a 2 loss LSU team.
2003 Oklahoma had no business playing in a championship when they didn't even win their conference. Sounds familiar?
2004 Oklahoma was undefeated, they had just as much right as Auburn not that it mattered, neither would have come close to USC that year.
2008 Texas, Oklahoma and Florida all had one loss. Texas beat Oklahoma by the same amount of points as Florida did on a neutral field just like Florida did. Looking back it should have been Texas facing Florida, but the truth is when you look at who each team lost to, it actually should have been Texas facing Oklahoma for the championship if the BCS had got it right.
I agree with you on one of those but it would have been balanced out by having two Big 12 teams in 2008.
Two loss LSU team got the benefit of many teams losing like Missouri and West Virginia.
2003 Oklahoma team got mauled in the Big 12 le game. USC should have been in that game.
Texas lost to TT. Florida lost to Ole Miss who mauled TT in the Cotton Bowl. Thats using your logic. Also Florida beat an undefeated Saban team to get to the BCS le. They earned it.
Oklahoma also mauled Tech, beating tech outside of Lubbock is easy, in Lubbock is a different story back when the Pirate was there. That same bama team got destroyed by Utah in their bowl game, proving how overrated they were.
Its all water under the bridge, it doesn't change the fact that between 1990 - 2010 65% of all the national les were with a Big 12 team. Also, let's not forget that Texas is responsible for keeping Nebraska out of the national le in 1996 and aggsy kept KSU out in 1998, without those two upsets it could have been 75%.
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A Pittsburgh-area high school teacher who police say confessed to arriving at school high on heroin and passing out in class had only two words for comment-seeking media members today: "Roll Tide."
26-year-old Chris Chiappetta waived a preliminary hearing on charges of drug possession, public drunkenness, and disorderly conduct in a Pittsburgh courtroom Thursday. Cops say they found Chiappetta passed out at his desk during an art class two weeks ago. The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette says he'll likely receive probation after going through rehab.
(Also, his name is Chiappetta, which makes us wonder if he'll grow green hair if we water him regularly.)
THE TEN DUMBEST FAN BASES IN AMERICA: #1 THE ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE
Published on: October 29, 2013 | Written by: Clay Travis The Alabama Crimson Tide fan base is the dumbest in the country and there isn't a close second.
Alabama's fan base stupidity is not a function of a small minority of bad apples ruining it for the rest of the fans, nope, it's the majority of the fan base that gives Alabama fans a bad name.
Let's be clear about this, Harvey Up was not an outlier.
When news broke that authorities had arrested a man for poisoning the trees at Auburn, millions of Alabama fans secretly thought to themselves, "God, I hope it's not Uncle Ray."
That's because Harvey Up could have easily been in many Bama families.
Easily.
Alabama fans are so dumb that every single other SEC fan base thinks, "Damn, you Bama fans are really stupid."
Kentucky fans are like, "These Bama fans need to get their lives in order."
The Alabama fan base is a fractious mix of two distinct groups who can't really stand each other.
At the top of the list is the 10-15% of the fan base that could actually be admitted to Alabama or attended the school.
This group hates most of the rest of the Alabama fan base with a passionate fury.
Right now they are reading this column and silently nodding.
The other 85% of Bama fans are incapable of coherent thought and have a deep-seated insecurity about all things in life. Alabama football comprises, and this is not an exaggeration, 99% of their self esteem.
This group of Alabama fans resents those who actually attended the school and calls them, "elitists." (To be an "elitist" in Alabama you have to graduate high school, avoid having kids until you're 22, and shop at Target instead of Wal-Mart. Seriously, that's an Alabama elitist.). Auburn fans, a distinct minority in the state, are really nothing like Alabama fans. That's because by and large Auburn fans are associated in some way with Auburn. 95% of the idiots in Alabama root for the Crimson Tide.
These fans are the ones who wear the, "Got (insert made up national le numbers here) t-shirts," and call into Paul Finebaum's radio show.
The irony of Nick Saban's Alabama success is that the University of Alabama can't even find enough smart kids to enroll at the school anymore. Over half of Bama's entering freshman class last year came from outside the state. The real reason that Nick Saban's so mad at the student section -- lots of them don't even care that much about Alabama football. Sure, it's fun, but they aren't likely to get a misspelled tattoo on their arm supporting the Crimson Tide like the majority of the fan base is.
That's because Alabama fans think differently than most of us. That is, they think backwards.
For instance, these idiot Bama fans would rather have a genius football coach who is arrogant as , but they insist on electing a President that they can have a beer with.
Obama's elitist, but Nick Saban? , Nick Saban's a football coach, he's got more important things to do than worry about whether fans like him!
If Nick Saban was on Twitter -- God this would be amazing if he Tweeted what he really thought -- and he stepped in dog crap on Tuscaloosa's campus, he could take to Twitter and Tweet, "If a thousand Alabama fans don't show up and lick this dog off my shoe, I'm leaving town."
Ten thousand of more Bama fans would immediately show up to dutifully stand in line for hours to lick the dog off Nick Saban's shoe.
This is not hyperbole.
Even Nick Saban hates Alabama fans.
What's the dumbest stereotypical Bama fan like in his element?
He's a 38 year old grandfather and he owns fourteen shirts, thirteen of which have to do with Alabama football's mythical national les.
An important aspect of his life is that everyone must know that Alabama is his favorite team at every moment of his life. His truck, his trailer, his clothing, his animals, his arm, his parole papers -- all of them must include a reference to his Alabama fandom.
To not do this would be unacceptable.
When he was 19 he got a 14 year old pregnant, married her, and then got another, different, 14 year old pregnant and subsequently got divorced. Then he got a third 14 year old pregnant and there was only one appropriate way to celebrate this accomplishment while simultaneously combining it with his love for Bama football.
His tailgate was his canvas.
Despite dropping out of school of his own volition at the age of 16 he blames, "the Mexicans and Mike Shula," for everything that has gone wrong in his life for the past twenty years.
He spent the Mike Shula era in prison for passing bad checks at Mexican restaurants -- at his trial he said, "I wish they'd go back to their country, but leave their burritos," -- but he still felt compelled to send Shula fan letters from prison.
Every single letter began with, "Hey looser," and ended with "your gay."
His proudest moment in the past fifteen years was when he was best man at his son's shotgun wedding outside Bama's stadium before the 2013 spring game.
He "made it classy" by convincing his son to wear a houndstooth hat.
The wedding was doubly powerful because he had conceived the same son while wearing this same Stabler jersey and having sex with the third 14 year old in a Tuscaloosa Waffle House bathroom.
The circle of Bama fan life.
One of his other sons married a tattoo parlor chick and they got their picture taken for the family Christmas card.
That son wore his awesome new Alabama swag t-shirt.
Their fifth child was a football.
Even the family dog of the "smart son" can't escape having a favorite football team.
The "smart son" graduated from high school at the age of 20 and now lives in Birmingham where he plays in a band and "acts all uppity."
By "acts all uppity," they mean, "doesn't live in a trailer."
If y'all want to judge him, y'all can all go to and "kiss the rings."
He doesn't mean literally kiss the rings since he pawned each of his wedding rings and sold platelets to go watch the latest Alabama-Auburn game.
Roll Tide, Roll, es.
Home sweet home.
By the way, he just claimed another national le for this #1 dumbest fan base ranking.
He would travel to Tennessee to shake my hand in person if it wasn't a parole violation to do so.
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THE TEN DUMBEST FAN BASES IN AMERICA: #2 THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS
Published on: October 22, 2013 | Written by: Clay Travis What would happen if you took the worst parts of the Midwest and combined it with the worst parts of the South?
You'd have the state of Kentucky.
Kentucky is the chinstrap bearded white guy in the oversized jean shorts and high top tennis shoes who rolls up to your tailgate and says, "Yo, where the es at?"
Not surprisingly, "the es" are never with him.
And who do the vast majority of dumb Kentuckians root for? Kentucky's basketball team, of course.
Kentucky basketball fans are the dumbest basketball fans in the country and there isn't a close second.
Intelligent Kentucky basketball fans -- and there are at least a handful -- solemnly acknowledge this fact.
While every other Southern school is obsessed with football, Kentucky, forever unable to compete in football, adopted basketball as its chosen sport. That doesn't stop Kentucky basketball fans from choosing other football teams to root for either. Kentucky basketball fans will root for Ohio State, Tennessee, even, of late, and this fan has to be the worst on earth, Alabama for football.
There is no worse human being on earth than a Kentucky basketball fan and an Alabama football fan.
Have you no shame, Wildcat fans?
Of course not. The man they named their arena after, Adolph Rupp, actually got the NCAA death penalty for a year.
What can you say? Cheating is in the Wildcat fan DNA, right down to its present day savior, John Calipari.
John Calipari is the only man alive who has twice had NCAA Final Fours stricken from his record. When he coached at Memphis, Kentucky fans hated him and called him a cheating liar. The moment the Wildcats hired him he became a saint who was unfairly maligned by everyone.
Make no mistake about it, Kentucky is a very dumb state. But unlike other dumb states, there's no real dilution of the stupid when it comes to who to root for in the state of Kentucky. There are no pro sports franchises in the state siphoning off a few idiots, and Louisville is a substantial minority fan base when it comes to rooting interest in the state. If you root for Louisville you either live in Louisville or you went to the school.
If you root for Kentucky you probably failed the GED.
Twice.
What's the dumbest stereotypical Kentucky fan like in his element?
He lives in a mini-trailer behind his mom and dad's actual trailer.
The trailer is made to be pulled behind a truck, but there are no cement blocks to hold it up when it's not attached to a truck so when you enter the "house" you have to walk uphill to the back.
The only furniture is a bed, which is constantly sliding down towards the door.
Inside the trailer there is one poster, a faded Rick Pitino Kentucky Wildcats schedule from 1992 that is affixed to the ceiling above where the bed is supposed to be. Occasionally he has pretend conversations with Rick Pitino after he's had too much to drink, but he's ashamed of this fact and only admitted it to his second wife once and, DAMNED IF THAT DIDN'T USE IT TO KEEP CUSTODY OF THEIR LABRADOR RETRIEVER MIX NAMED NAZR.
He has worn a Jeff Sheppard jersey to four consecutive weddings, only three of which were his own.
His three wives have had six children while married to him, but he has failed to be the father five different times when he was tested for child support.
The sixth child was brown and they didn't test him to see if he was the father.
Secretly he's hoping that Tiffanye -- with an e, yes, that's how you really spell it -- wasn't lying when she told him that Tony Delk was the baby daddy.
But he kind of doubts that Tony Delk hangs out at the Frankfort Ruby Tuesday.
Although come to think of it, that kid really didn't have a neck either.
When his first wife, Melodie -- she pronounced it Melodie instead of Melodee, which he always thought was kind of creepy -- left him on Halloween night while she was still dressed in her ty Walter McCarty costume, she said, "G-- Damn you all to , you don't even live in the suburbs of Frankfort. Frankfort is 45 minutes from here!"
That made him kind of sad because Frankfort is a bad ass town.
You know who is from Frankfort?
Johnny F'ing Depp.
Johnny F'ing Depp could have been born anywhere in the world and he was born in Frankfort. So there.
He actually lives in between Paris and Frankfort in a town without a name.
In addition to Kentucky basketball, Johnny Depp being from Frankfort, and what Rick Pitino looks like shirtless, he is proud of other, unexpected things. For instance, he regularly praises the "cave systems" of Kentucky when he calls in to talk Wildcat basketball.
He has been to Mammoth Cave for 42 consecutive years and he recently got a tattoo of Mammoth Cave on his right arm.
Left arm tattoo?
A picture of Rick Pitino, of course.
The only time he leaves the state is for Kentucky basketball games in Nashville or Atlanta.
Last year he made $12,462 working part-time at Walgreen's before taxes and spent $4,828 on SEC tourney and NCAA basketball tickets.
He owns 12 different versions of the UK 2K t-shirts and thinks whoever came up with the connection between UK and 2k is a "genius."
He doesn't have a television in his trailer so he has to watch the UK games in his parent's trailer.
When he knocked on the trailer door late to watch a late night game from Hawaii, his dad once showed up at the door completely naked holding a shotgun.
"You crazy knocking on a man's trailer door this late at night? It's so dark out here I thought you were Tony Delk," his dad said.
"Wait, dad, has Tony Delk really been coming around here?"
"Never mind," his dad said.
Then his dad watched the entire Kentucky game with him naked while cleaning his shotgun.
Last year he failed the GED for the fourth time, but he's planning on a fifth try.
Why?
Because Rick Pitino tells him he can do it late at night when they talk to each other.
C-A-T-S, C-A-T-S, C-A-T-S, C-A-T-S
THE TEN DUMBEST FAN BASES IN AMERICA: #4 ARKANSAS
Published on: September 17, 2013 | Written by: Clay Travis What would happen if every dumb person in the nation's dumbest Southern state all rooted for the same team?
You'd have the Arkansas Razorback fan base.
Razorback fan idiocy is pure, undistilled, unadulterated stupidity. If you drank it, you'd be drunk for a month in a row and would probably go blind. You'd file Freedom of Information requests for your own coach's cell phone records and start wearing a hog hat within days. You're a special kind of dumb, the kind that has never left the state of Arkansas in three hundred years and truly believes that Razorback sports are the greatest in the country. Every other team pales in comparison, Arkansas fans really believe they're the greatest in the nation.
Woo Pig Soooooie!
All fan bases are provincial and myopic to some degree, but Arkansas fans really believe they should be contending for national championships in football every year.
That's because they all drink the Razorback kool-aid and go insane.
When I told Razorback fans that they were the ninth best job in the SEC, I got death threats.
Death threats!
And do you really want to argue with the fact that Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Auburn, Texas A&M, LSU, Tennessee, and South Carolina are all better SEC jobs?
I mean, best case scenario, you could argue that Arkansas was the 8th best job in the SEC.
But, no, Arkansas fans really believe that Arkansas is the best job in the country.
They legitimately thought Pete Carroll was going to leave the Seattle Seahawks to come coach the Razorbacks.
It's like people in Moldova arguing Moldova is the best European country.
Razorback idiocy doesn't just infect the dumb people in the state either. Even the smartest Arkansan ever, Bill Clinton, couldn't escape the idiot fan pull.
He really posed on the cover of Sports Illustrated wearing Arkansas warm-ups on the front lawn of the White House.
Think about how crazy this is.
Bill Clinton, a middle-aged President, put on basketball warm-ups and posed in the front yard of the White House.
The only thing that could have made this better is if he'd posed in high-tops and a Todd Day jersey and shorts.
There was a huge controversy in Arkansas over this magazine cover because, and I'm not making this up, the locals were displeased over how Sports Illustrated spelled soooooie on the cover.
"There's no -y in soooooie!," screamed the same Arkansas fans who haven't ever distiguished between your and you're in their entire lives.
Go figure, Arkansas, the state with more misspelled words than any state outside of West Virginia, is suddenly up in arms over grammar.
o, it's a made up word!
What's the Dumbest Stereotypical Arkansas Fan Like In His Element?
He's been fired from six different Wal Marts for a variety of employment offenses including, but not limited to, illegally filming with an audio/video display camera in the women's bathroom, stealing Razorback football jerseys that he subsequently lit on fire when Bobby Petrino was fired, hiding ammunition in his pannus -- the fat overlapping gut that every Arkansas fan seems to have from birth -- and smuggling out Viagra pills which were TOTALLY NOT FOR HIM but for a friend instead.
He first married at the age of fifteen and was divorced with four kids by the age of nineteen. Since that time he has married five additional times, the latest time to a cross-dressing stripper who he halfway believes might actually be his daughter/son from an illicit sex act late one night by the Waffle House dumpster.
He blames all of his economic issues on, "the mexicans and Obama," which he has shortened to "the damn m.o." when he calls into sports talk radio shows.
He has never left the state of Arkansas, but he will fight you if he thinks you do not love Arkansas and America as much as he does. To prove his undying fealty to Arkansas and America he got a full back tattoo of an Arkansas Razorback riding a motorcyle and holding an American flag.
To pay for this tattoo he missed six consecutive child support payments.
He once met Darren McFadden out at a local Chili's and said, "Those fajitas are on me, big dog."
He has since told the story about the time he bought Darren McFadden fajitas at Chili's 2,476 times, including, during his father's own eulogy. That was right after he called the hogs for daddy one last time.
For nineteen consecutive years he has given each of his wives the same birthday present every year -- edible panties.
He once gave Houston Nutt a pair of the same edible panties, winked, and said, "The Missus will love them." And Houston Nutt said, "Edible panties! I love these." Then Nutt ate them with his steak at the Razorback club event in Little Rock.
Ask him about it and he'll say, "That's when I knew Houston Nutt had no class."
When Bobby Petrino was fired, he cried for the first time since Clint Stoerner fumbled the football in 1998. On the day Petrino was fired he grabbed an oversized elementary school pencil and wrote, "Your a ," 1,000 consecutive times on one of his children's oversized school notebook paper. He then drove to athletic director Jeff Long's house and put the pages in his mailbox.
He recently opened a Twitter account and has Tweeted Darren McFadden fourteen straight days saying the same thing every time, "Remembr win I bougt u itas at Chilis!"
His profile pic on AdultFriendFinder is him naked wearing a Razorback hat over his face. His profile tagline is, "Lets call the Hog's! (no mexican's)."
That's despite the fact that he has been unable to get an erection since Bobby Petrino was fired as Arkansas head football coach, but the two are, "COMPLETELY UNRELATED."
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THE TEN DUMBEST FAN BASES IN AMERICA: #10 THE UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE
Published on: July 30, 2013 | Written by: Clay Travis Today Outkick the Coverage begins our countdown of the ten dumbest fan bases in America. I've been writing online and doing sports talk radio for nine years. During that time I've written about every fan base in America. Contrary to what you've been told, all fan bases are not equally dumb.
Some fan bases are uniquely dumb.
These are their stories.
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When Rocky Top, the insanely popular song your fan base cheers with hearty vibrancy, pays ode to the implied murder of a federal agent intent on stopping you from producing illegal moonshine, you're pretty crazy.
Tennessee fans occupy a unique and fertile crescent of idiocy -- the central region of the Bermuda Triangle of fan idiocy, where IQ points go to die, Kentucky to Tennessee to Alabama, is connected by I-65 -- namely they're like Alabama or Kentucky fans who have suddenly gotten rich in the past twenty years and found distractions to limit their idiocy. That is, while Alabama and Kentucky fans have embarked upon a continued descent into crazy, Tennessee's collective idiocy has declined. In the past fifteen years the Volunteer state has spawned many additional teams for people to root for and the crazy Vol fan has been diluted by the rise of the Tennessee ans, the Nashville Predators, and the Memphis Grizzlies.
As a general rule, the more teams you have to root for in a given state, the less crazy fans become. The rationale is fairly straightforward, in Alabama you have to be Harvey Up crazy in order to stand out. In New York, how crazy does the average Brooklyn Nets fan have to be to stand out as the crazy Nets fan? He just has to have season tickets.
Combine the sudden upswing in pro sports compe ion with the odd geography of Tennessee. The state's really three distinct regions, Memphis and west Tennessee, where the Vols aren't that popular in the grand scheme of things, Nashville and middle Tennessee, where the Vols are the most popular college team, but there is ample compe ion for fan affection, and Knoxville and east Tennessee, where the craziest Vol fans live in the hills, drink moonshine from their own stills, and FedExed feces to Chris Fowler when Peyton Manning lost the Heisman.
Fowler's feces came with a note -- "Phuck you!," it said.
This really happened.
That's mountain damn crazy, and that's why Tennessee is our tenth dumbest fan base in the country.
But let's dive in a bit more.
When I was growing up Tennessee football was the entire show, the end all, be all of big time sports. But that's changed. Now the Vols have compe ion. In the past thirty years the state of Tennessee has added two million people, increasing the state's population by nearly 50%. Many of these new residents brought their own fandoms, this was not a natural population growth of Vol fans who can still recall the 1968 Alabama-Tennessee game. Along the way Nashville -- with nearly a third of state's population in its metro area -- has become one of the fastest growing cities in the country.
All of this is great for the state, but it also helps dilute the crazy.
Craziness thrives in provincial states that see little migration. The less cross-pollination, the dumber fan bases can become. If people are constantly moving into your state from other places then you end up with hundreds of different fan bases and that kills your potency. Migration stops the crazy from percolating, the particular witches brew of insanity doesn't fester and explode into the popular consciousness. So Tennessee fans are dumb, but they're becomingly increasingly less so. Primarily because they're so easily distracted by other teams.
If the ans ever start winning again, the Vols could lose Nashville forever. (Fortunately for the Vols, the ans are never going to start winning again).
Usually college kids are the smart ones, but at Tennessee an entire fraternity was buttchugging.
Leading to this press conference, which, to be fair, is worthy of UT being in the top five all by itself.
By the way, I'm a Tennessee fan and I consider myself to be reasonably intelligent. But if you're a fan of an SEC school and at some point you haven't looked around your stadium and thought, "Holy s--, there are a lot of really dumb mother------ here," you are completely lying to yourself.
So what's the dumbest sterotypical UT fan like in his habitat:
He's now 47 years old, still rocking his goatee and 1998 back-to-back SEC championship t-shirt. He has been wearing "husky" jeans since 1974 and he lives in a holler in a doublewide that he inherited from his mom when she died of a rattlesnake bite in 1996. He remembers that his mother died in 1996 because it was the same year that Tennessee lost to Memphis on that ridiculous kick return touchdown when that Memphis player's arm hit the ground and it was totally NOT FAIR.
He has four Peyton Manning jerseys -- Colts, Broncos, and two Vols -- hanging in his closet and he wore the "classy" Peyton Manning orange jersey to his twenty year high school reunion. There were eighteen other men in the same jersey at his reunion. Before he attended his high school reunion, he called to make sure that dropouts who later took the GED were eligible to attend.
He played one year of JV football, but, miraculously, every situation that occurs in Vol football for the past thirty years bears a complete and total similarity to the 1980 Soddy Daisy JV season. He is prone to starting all conversations about Vol football strategy by saying, "Well, what we did at Soddy Daisy was..."
He takes a yearly vacation to Panama City Beach, where he stays at the Econo Lodge with his on and off girlfriend named Tiffany. Tiffany works in a strip club, but she is a waitress, not a stripper. This is a HUGELY IMPORTANT distinction. She has four kids of three different mixed races -- one of them might be Travis Henry's but she's not sure because it might have just been an Applebee's bartender pretending to be Travis Henry -- and she is also a huge Vol fan. They go to three games a year, where they proceed to get drunk in the upper deck and talk about how awesome 1998 was. Both are secretly ashamed that in 2009 they role-played sex acts where he pretended to be Lane Kiffin -- he even wore the coaches polo! -- and she pretended to seduce him while playing the role of Urban Meyer's wife.
Neither has talked about this since January of 2010.
Before he takes his yearly trip to Panama City he dials up his Internet, hops on the message board and writes this subject, "Going to GAYtor land. Plan to piss everywhere. LOL."
He calls Vandy, "Candy," and believes, "That Clay Travis is soooooo gay and married to James Franklin!"
He has sent one Tweet in his life and it was addressed to me and read as follows, "Hey gayboy #"
Of late everytime he makes a profound statement, "ESPN can go straight to for that bas Charles Woodson!" He will append it with "VFL." VFL stands for Vol for Life.
Using VFL is a universal sign that you could not actually be admitted to Tennessee.
He gets fever blisters during football season and always says, "It's not herpes damnit, I'm just stressed," when Tiffany won't kiss him or wipe away his tears after Nick Saban sodomizes the Vols.
Tiffany gave him herpes.
So she never corrects him.
Go Vols!
Completely agree
LOL you don't have enough dumb fan bases in the SEC you had to import the worlds biggest cult to add to the fun.
Jim Rome's thoughts on Texas A&M University
Editor's note: The following is Jim Rome's thoughts on Texas A&M University that he broadcasted on national radio.
Thoughts on Texas A&M...
Fox Sports Show And Radio Host Jim Rome
1) They won't shut up. They have to go on about spirit, and old army, and red ass, and how bonfire represents the burning sensation they have in their urine to beat UT, and blah blah blah. Shut up. You start to get the feeling the entire school was built to spite UT.
2) Forget the fact that when the Texas Legislature back in the 1870's passed legislation to start a state university they also decided to have a subsidiary branch of the main school (University of Texas) that would teach agriculture and mechanics. Aggies love to say their school is older, from where they get that I don't know ... the fact is, the state intended A&M to be a branch of UT. They are like the afterbirth from the original creation. Like Danny Devito in "Twins".
3) So they apparently have this complex, so much so, that they must devote their entire school to trying to prove to UT that they are just as good. All the while, nobody at UT denies that A&M is a good school, yet they won't shut up. So they write a fight song ... about? ... Texas, and how they want to beat them. They have a Fish Camp for freshman where they tell them how bad Texas is and how good A&M and all its traditions are. It is the world's largest known case of penis envy, and it is manifested in everything A&M does.
4) The people at A&M. Now we all have friends who went to A&M or are at A&M. There are some nice people there. However ... There is the Corp. East Texas' answer to dreams of ROTC kids everywhere. For every boy scout who never learned to stop playing with his GI Joe Toys, there is the Corp. Now, forget the fact that A&M will actually let people with sub-par grades enroll if they agree to join the Corp. Forget the fact that the Corps looked like a Gestapo-hate rally while beating down students on Kyle Field in 1995. Forget the fact that along with the numerous hazing charges that have been filed against them, and swept under the rug over the years, they just this past month have had one Corps member bring charges against another Corps member who apparently had been propositioning others for a little actual sodomy. Not only could I go on with more instances of idiocracy by these Khaki-clad-shaven-headed-dorks, I am sure each of you have your own stories. The point is: We all respect West Point, Annapolis, The Air Force Academy; however, nobody respects the Corp. I imagine they are kind of the laughing stock of the military world. Just because you dress like the Army, and try and act like the Army, does not make you the Army. People at A&M don't even respect these clowns. It is not cool to shave your head and dress up. Halloween is only supposed to be one day of the year. If you want to carry guns and beat up civilians, move to Israel.
5) It is even less cool to slobber on somebody's daughter on national television and call it a tradition. Dry humping 18-year-old girls in the stands at football games is not cool. Not only is it not cool, it should be against the law. I know that in College Station, students are just prone to mount each other on the campus lawn, or in the middle of class, or anytime anything good happens you can just grab the girl sitting next to you and start sucking on her face. But everywhere else in the world, it is looked down upon. Especially if you are doing it on my TV. That is why we have moved the game from Thanksgiving. Because people across the nation were gagging on their turkey when in the middle of watching a football game, some boy scout is tongue thrashing some overweight co-ed during somebody's Thanksgiving dinner. We do not need to see burly women engaged in a suckfest every time your woeful offense manages to put points on the board. Some of these girls are in desperate need of a trip to the Clinique counter. Screw that, forget make-up, it is too late for that, just give them a veil.
6) "T.U." is not funny. It is not insulting. It is dumb. Just imagine if folks from Texas kept talking about M&A and giggling. That would not be funny. In fact, it would be re ed. That's why UT fans don't do it. Please learn.
7) You want to lose the image of country bumpkins, of a people fond of sheep, of people that aren't stupid? Then quit building things that fall down. Quit chasing cheerleaders around with swords on national TV. Quit whooping in church. Quit whooping period. Quit putting up scoreboards for the enjoyment of dead mammals. Quit spending your Friday nights practicing how to yell. Quit telling rape jokes to reporters when you're running for Governor. When you are filling out season ticket renewals, and the form asks for your phone number, h&w. quit putting 258-3999, Height 6'3", Weight 185. Just, collectively, stop making asses of yourselves. Go to East Texas, tour every small town, and ask every red neck with a fifth-grade education why they cheer for A&M and wear maroon. That is your fan base. This is why you are perceived by the educated masses as stupid.
8) Nobody cares if you think your band is better. They might be louder, they might march in neat little zig zags, but they have no musical ability. The point is, nobody cares who wins halftime. Quit getting geeked up about marching bands. I find it hard to believe you stood through your high school band's entire halftime performance. And why? Cause nobody cared then and nobody cares now. Plus, you can hear them fine sitting down even if you do care. Why is it cool all of a sudden now that you're in college?
9) Men should never let out high-pitched whooping sounds. Perhaps the only justifiable situation in which this can be tolerated is perhaps during an anal probe. Oh wait...I understand now.
10) Dogs are not ladies. They don't look or smell like ladies. Dogs eat their own feces and should be treated accordingly.
11) Finally, College Station is an arm-pit of a town. Quit pretending that it is a great college town. It is a town, and there is a college there. That should be the end of this comparison. If you feel that life doesn't get any better than the Dixie Chicken, and enjoy being stuck in a never-ending "Dukes of Hazard" episode, then move there. More importantly, don't move to Austin ... They are trying to create an educated, technological, and open-minded population base. Austin is, and will continue to be, the birthplace and final resting place of all that is cool.
As my friend, Stephen Johnson, once said: "If the world were ever to get an enema, College Station is where you would connect the hose." If you go to school at A&M, please don't be an Aggie.
God bless the great state of Texas.
Pretty sure that's a phony Jim Rome quote
Vito failing per par
It is, I know the real guy that made it, however it's an internet urban myth that it came from Rome so I just ran with it. Easier than telling you it came from a guy named Rpongetti. Then there would be some dill hole here saying no it came from Jim Rome and give a dozen links showing where someone else attributed it to Rome.
So instead of saying it came from a anonymous poster on Orangebloods.com I said it came from Rome.
Still doesn't take away from the fact that every word is true and the SEC did in fact just bring in the biggest bunch of cultist in all the world.
You are a terrible poster.
coming from you this is a compliment
shouldn't you be with the rest of the Hitler youth ing in your manziel jar
BCS Harris Poll Coaches Poll Computer rankings Rank Team Avg. Prev. Rank Points % Rank Points % AVG A&H RB CM KM JS PW % 1 Alabama .9958 1 1 2625 1.0000 1 1546 .9974 1 1 1 2 1 2 1 .990 2 Florida State .9619 2 2 2514 .9577 2 1485 .9581 2 2 2 1 2 1 2 .970 3 Ohio State .8926 4 3 2373 .9040 3 1401 .9039 4 4 4 4 6 5 3 .870 4 Stanford .8689 5 5 2240 .8533 5 1307 .8432 3 5 3 3 3 3 4 .910 5 Baylor .8618 6 4 2304 .8777 4 1376 .8877 5 3 6 5 7 4 8 .820 6 Oregon .7665 3 6 1968 .7497 7 1162 .7497 6 6 5 8 5 7 6 .800 7 Auburn .7206 9 9 1843 .7021 9 1069 .6897 7 8 8 6 4 8 5 .770 8 Clemson .7200 7 7 1940 .7390 6 1164 .7510 9 9 7 9 10 13 9 .670 9 Missouri .7118 8 8 1855 .7067 8 1083 .6987 8 7 10 7 8 9 7 .730 10 South Carolina .5584 12 12 1417 .5398 12 830 .5355 10 10 9 12 13 10 12 .600 11 Texas A&M .5473 15 10 1582 .6027 11 898 .5794 13 15 16 13 12 17 14 .460 12 Oklahoma State .4671 14 11 1545 .5886 10 965 .6226 22 14 20 18 NR 22 25 .190 13 UCLA .4548 19 16 1026 .3909 15 641 .4135 11 13 13 17 11 11 11 .560 14 Fresno State .4317 16 13 1124 .4282 14 646 .4168 14 17 17 11 25 12 13 .450 15 Northern Illinois .3505 18 18 825 .3143 21 445 .2871 14 24 12 20 17 6 10 .450 16 Michigan State .3417 17 15 1090 .4152 16 620 .4000 21 18 21 15 22 23 22 .210 17 UCF .3411 21 19 791 .3013 19 468 .3019 16 16 11 14 19 16 16 .420 18 Oklahoma .2926 10 20 732 .2789 17 510 .3290 17 12 15 16 23 NR 23 .270 19 Arizona State .2833 22 22 475 .1810 22 262 .1690 12 11 23 10 9 18 15 .500 20 Louisville .2806 20 14 1104 .4206 13 653 .4213 28 NR 18 NR NR NR NR .000 21 LSU .2757 13 17 919 .3501 18 476 .3071 24 NR 19 NR 16 21 21 .170 22 Wisconsin .2612 24 21 674 .2568 20 460 .2968 18 22 22 NR 18 19 18 .230 23 Miami (FL) .1471 11 23 457 .1741 23 228 .1471 25 21 NR 21 21 NR 24 .120 24 Texas .1092 NR 24 247 .0941 24 176 .1135 25 20 14 24 24 24 NR .120 25 Georgia .0857 NR 25 102 .0389 NR 44 .0284 22 19 24 22 15 25 20 .190
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stanford over baylor. suuuuuuuure.
Stanford would rock Baylor. Just like they did Oregon.
Right now, yes. But that will change if Baylor stays undefeated. Their schedule is backloaded like a mofo
no they wouldn't.
If Baylor and Texas both stay undefeated going into their Dec 7 game, I could see a Baylor win giving them a jump over Ohio State and Stanford. And if either FSU or Bama trip, Baylor could end up in the BCS championship game.
The game I would love to see right now is Baylor vs FSU. Talk about a fun match up.
It wouldn't be fun for ratings or any diehard stuck watching it because FSU would trounce Baylor the same way they did Clemson.
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