NBA: Saw Samuel Dalembert at the club last night

**Calispursfan11** · 11-29-2013

Originally Posted by apalisoc_9

pantalones de blanco

En Espanol.

**Buddy Mignon** · 11-29-2013

Originally Posted by Technique

Dude was with his white girl n her friends, so I was hanging out with his girl's friends cause our table was right next to his. He was the only black dude there and nobody knew who he was.

It was at Gonsevoort rooftop.

Isn't your friend a ?

**blah blah blah** · 11-29-2013

Originally Posted by Phallusy

LOL @ blue t-shirt tucked into tight white jeans... without a belt

And who is that pretty little thing in the black striped polo with the glassy stare and luscious DSLs? Mmm, striking that Donald Duck pose with his chest up and ass out

this post

**BUMP** · 11-29-2013

rofl can't believe i missed this thread...

a few things stick out to me and give me a slight chuckle or two,

1) lol at the one poster who noticed his 'promoter' friend was grabbing Danny Green by the waist and the donald duck pose comment.

2) the mere fact that OP thinks this is some sort of accomplishment. mooching off of his friend's success then getting all hot and bothered about meeting some scrub NBA player and then posting it online. I bet you're conversation with Dalembert was real legit brah.

"Hey man, I'm ____"

"Sam, nice to meet you"

*a couple of fake dap pats on the back ensue, and then he goes along not giving a about you while you laugh at every joke he tells trying to fit into the group while nobody acknowledges your existence*

*few Facebook status updates about meeting Mr. Dalembert follow, post the photo online, keep checking in for hours hoping to get likes on the picture while getting only one like from Bob, your best friend from middle school*

after you go home and clean multiple stains off those white pants you get even more excited and post this thread on ST a few hours later. Then months after, you proceed to get on by everybody and you're secretly hoping this thread will go away. That's where we stand today amirite?

**apalisoc_9** · 11-29-2013

Originally Posted by BUMP

rofl can't believe i missed this thread...

a few things stick out to me and give me a slight chuckle or two,

1) lol at the one poster who noticed his 'promoter' friend was grabbing Danny Green by the waist and the donald duck pose comment.

2) the mere fact that OP thinks this is some sort of accomplishment. mooching off of his friend's success then getting all hot and bothered about meeting some scrub NBA player and then posting it online. I bet you're conversation with Dalembert was real legit brah.

"Hey man, I'm ____"

"Sam, nice to meet you"

*a couple of fake dap pats on the back ensue, and then he goes along not giving a about you while you laugh at every joke he tells trying to fit into the group while nobody acknowledges your existence*

*few Facebook status updates about meeting Mr. Dalembert follow, post the photo online, keep checking in for hours hoping to get likes on the picture while getting only one like from Bob, your best friend from middle school*

after you go home and clean multiple stains off those white pants you get even more excited and post this thread on ST a few hours later. Then months after, you proceed to get on by everybody and you're secretly hoping this thread will go away. That's where we stand today amirite?

**kamikazi_player** · 11-29-2013

Originally Posted by BUMP

rofl can't believe i missed this thread...

a few things stick out to me and give me a slight chuckle or two,

1) lol at the one poster who noticed his 'promoter' friend was grabbing Danny Green by the waist and the donald duck pose comment.

2) the mere fact that OP thinks this is some sort of accomplishment. mooching off of his friend's success then getting all hot and bothered about meeting some scrub NBA player and then posting it online. I bet you're conversation with Dalembert was real legit brah.

"Hey man, I'm ____"

"Sam, nice to meet you"

*a couple of fake dap pats on the back ensue, and then he goes along not giving a about you while you laugh at every joke he tells trying to fit into the group while nobody acknowledges your existence*

*few Facebook status updates about meeting Mr. Dalembert follow, post the photo online, keep checking in for hours hoping to get likes on the picture while getting only one like from Bob, your best friend from middle school*

after you go home and clean multiple stains off those white pants you get even more excited and post this thread on ST a few hours later. Then months after, you proceed to get on by everybody and you're secretly hoping this thread will go away. That's where we stand today amirite?

Bump with no regard for human life!

**Trill Clinton** · 11-29-2013

**Captivus** · 11-29-2013

Originally Posted by Trill Clinton

I didnt see him the first time...haha

**benefactor** · 11-29-2013

Originally Posted by Trill Clinton

**DMC** · 11-29-2013

Originally Posted by Trill Clinton

Los Lonely Boys featuring El Pantalones de Blanco

**monosylab1k** · 11-29-2013

Originally Posted by BUMP

rofl can't believe i missed this thread...

a few things stick out to me and give me a slight chuckle or two,

1) lol at the one poster who noticed his 'promoter' friend was grabbing Danny Green by the waist and the donald duck pose comment.

2) the mere fact that OP thinks this is some sort of accomplishment. mooching off of his friend's success then getting all hot and bothered about meeting some scrub NBA player and then posting it online. I bet you're conversation with Dalembert was real legit brah.

"Hey man, I'm ____"

"Sam, nice to meet you"

*a couple of fake dap pats on the back ensue, and then he goes along not giving a about you while you laugh at every joke he tells trying to fit into the group while nobody acknowledges your existence*

*few Facebook status updates about meeting Mr. Dalembert follow, post the photo online, keep checking in for hours hoping to get likes on the picture while getting only one like from Bob, your best friend from middle school*

after you go home and clean multiple stains off those white pants you get even more excited and post this thread on ST a few hours later. Then months after, you proceed to get on by everybody and you're secretly hoping this thread will go away. That's where we stand today amirite?