Bulls: Derrick Rose suffering from a possible mental illness

[AchillesHeel]

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CHICAGO—Close friends and family confirmed Tuesday that Bulls point guard Derrick Rose has remained completely silent for the past 17 days, failing to utter one word since learning that the torn meniscus in his right knee will cause him to miss a second consecutive season. “Derrick just sits there; he hasn’t even moved,” said Rose’s friend Andre Hamlin, adding that the three-time All-Star spends most of the day on the couch staring at the ceiling. “Yesterday he inhaled deeply like he was about to say something, but then he just sighed and changed the TV channel he was watching.” Rose’s mother, Brenda, reportedly visited over the weekend and told her pajama-wearing son to remain positive in the face of adversity—an encouragement sources said the 2011 NBA MVP responded to with a shrug.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/fri...ault:1:Default

[scanry]

Dude's cashing in over $300 mil and he's mentally ill. Rehab and take care of your finances son, cause that's all you need to do at the moment.

[NASpurs]

[Cry Havoc]

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/fri...ault:1:Default

You realize that's The Onion, right?

[AchillesHeel]

You realize that's The Onion, right?

No, I'm illiterate, I just randomly copied the text from the article without realizing it's from the ing Onion.

[ElNono]

Did you guys notice it's an article from The Onion?

just a heads up...

[Thebesteva]

[spurraider21]

2:20 tbh

[Cry Havoc]

No, I'm illiterate, I just randomly copied the text from the article without realizing it's from the ing Onion.

Lots of people read headlines and paste them without realizing it's The Onion. I saw a different headline about Rose not speaking for 17 Days and thought it was real.

[spurraider21]

Lots of people read headlines and paste them without realizing it's The Onion. I saw a different headline about Rose not speaking for 17 Days and thought it was real.

its the identical story/headline if you click the link

[AchillesHeel]

Lots of people read headlines and paste them without realizing it's The Onion. I saw a different headline about Rose not speaking for 17 Days and thought it was real.

To be honest, I saw this posted on another forum and I thought it was real until I saw the link

[rayjayjohnson]

No, I'm illiterate, I just randomly copied the text from the article without realizing it's from the ing Onion.

[Rogue]

Just imagine the sufferings borne by the poor girl he and s gangbanged, has everything to repent for tbh.

[Michael Jordan.]