Stopped reading at Valdes...
If the future of planet Earth had to be decided against Aliens on a football match, which would be your starting XI? Remember, it has to be a team that could actually work (nothing of the bull you see everytime when a fantasy team is made where teams have 1 keeper, 2 defenders, 4 offensive midfielders and 4 forwards). Also explain why would you pick that team and how would you make them play.
My team
Valdes
Alves Varane T.Silva Marcelo
Yaya Toure Schweinsteiger
Xavi
Messi Falcao Ronaldo
Controversial picks
-Valdes: Good saving, in the air and with his feet. The most complete keeper. you.
-Varane: When he's healhty I think he's the best defender in the World, Kid is a beast.
-Falcao over Ibrahimovic: More mobility, more defensive workrate, more speed, better on the air, less divism on a diva stacked team.
How my team would play
-Pressing with a high defensive line.
-When the counter is there take it, if not try to have control of the ball and don't give away possesion so fast.
-Set pieces: Cross it everytime, nothing of this short passes bull . We have a lot of aerials threats to work with (Varane, Silva, Falcao, Ronaldo).
Weaknesses
-I would like to have more size on the cornerbacks but all the other left or right backs either suck ass or are the same height as Alves and Marcelo.
-Xavi's form. He might be past his prime but I still pick him over any other guy to handle the wheel of my team.
Stopped reading at Valdes...
Valdes
Might as well hand the Earth to the aliens
DAF with the Loki move
Waiting for your teams. That's if you remember 11 players to put toghether, tbh.
I literally
If the ball was as big as the Earth it would still go through Valdes legs
Never to the tune of 5-0 or 2-6 though.
_____________Neuer____________
Alves_____Silva_______Ivanovic_______Lahm
_______Yaya Toure______Schweinsteiger_______
Iniesta_________________________________Ribery
_________HGH_______Ronaldo__________
Alves at RB ?
GTFO Rez
Lukasz Piszczek or Darijo Srna on Alves TBH
Manuel Neuer
Dani Alves - Thiago Silva - Per Mertesacker - Philip Lahm
Yaya Toure - Bastian Schweinsteiger
Andres Iniesta
Leo Messi - Luis Suarez - Cristiano Ronaldo
Neuer
Srna - T.Silva - Ivanovic - Lahm
Yaya Toure - Schweinsteiger
Ozil
Messi Ronaldo Ribery
The op's list is really one of the dumbest I've seen..Thank god this aint real life.
BVB!
Still a fan of Alves attacking style, even though Barca has had problems with defending recently.
My h
Finally someone who knows that Darijo Srna and other RB's on Alves
And good lineup overall too, although Ozil is a n choker ...unless the Aliens sent one of their owns to infiltrate Earth team
It's almost same lineup as mine you MFer!
I'd take Iniesta over Ozil. Mother er might coast in Earth's biggest game tbh
Actually we DO have a team to face Aliens
Bring it on es
I mean...er ....wtf samsung .... some of those picks
Neuer
Lahm Varane Silva Alaba
Vidal Schweni
Modric
Messi Falcao Ronaldo
Why you so mad dog? All I do was being nice to you and give you some lessons for free.
Landon Dnvan
I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.
Update:
Neuer
Ivanovic Silva Pique Alba
Kross Mascherano Pogba
Messi Suarez Cristiano
RIP Aliens
I like Kroos but he shouldn't be in there
And Pique ? Wtf
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