This news was met with mixed results at the Robinson household
Dale was already on edge upon hearing his illegitimate son, DeShawn, recently opened up and revealed be was a sexual. After talking with him over the phone and breaking down in tears when DeShawn revealed his intentions to marry a Celtic fan, he slammed down the phone ending the conversation with saying "Kobe 5, Tired old bag Pierce 1".
Dale then learned of this impending act of censorship and asked me to bake him a frito pie whilst pushing me down the stairs to expedite the process. When I returned, he was in the process of hanging himself. Alarmed at first, I tried to cut him down but I saw he merely attempted erotic asphyxiation. After he had finished the deed, he ate the frito pie straight from the glass tray. I made a little remark that he cannot say "pussies and assholes" over the the Internet and he slammed the glass tray across my face. I looked up, glass shards in my cheek with his foot pressed against my abdominal area, and he said "don't steal my ".
A grave mistake I had made, I will never repeat this error in judgment.![]()

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