Okay so some freak named Peter who posts here invited us to a costume party ... and I just found out today. I'm thinking about being a locked-out hockey player. I have some throwback hockey jersies but I would then need some hockey pants () and maybe something else (helmet?).
Damn Peter, you couldn't give me any warning?
P.S.
What are some good backup plans for costumes?
ooopssss...that was Jim's costume.
my bad
Something my wife created for me once. Take a t-shirt and hot glue some of those little boxes of cereal to it....then stick some plastic knives into the boxes....you are a "cereal killer".
Also on the hockey player....find a bike chain with a lock on it and wear it around your neck.
Wear a baseball cap with a leaf dangling from the bill. When someone asks you what you are, blow on the leaf and say : "A leaf blower"
Dress in your normal clothes, but carry a sign that says "Nudist on Strike"
Dress all in blue. Glue cotton balls all over your shoes and wear a hat covered in cotton balls and go as a Q-tip.
Wear a cooking pot on your head and go as a Pot Head.
Mouse.
My niece was invited to some party up at Texas State and she and her (female) roommate are going as lesbians. WTF? I asked her how the do you "go" as a lesbian? She said they're wearing plaid pants, men style button up shirt, sensible shoes and "butching out" their hair.
I still say "WTF??"
Last edited by SaraPet; 10-28-2004 at 10:06 PM.
Super Mario.
A few years ago, I went as God's gift to Women. Put a box with arms and a head hole, put wrapping paper on it, and a tag that says 'to: women from: God"
I've gone as a lowercase H (just cut one out of foam, and tie it on).
I've gone as the state of Kansas.
Damnit. I couldn't find a picture of Lisa Simpson dressed as "Floreda".
Go as a pimp! Gold toofs and all.
Go as Hedo Turkoglu.
Do you know how many fights he'd get into if he did?
On the other hand, would he need a purse to complete the outfit?
I'm gonna try and make this as short as possible but,
get a very strong piece of plastic board cut a hole in the middle, and get an ugly table cloth and do the same. Glue empty beer cans, ashtray, cigarette butts, platic bowl wiht pretzels, and find a mask or paint your face as a beer, and go as a bar table. I went as this one year. I had the beer mug mask tho, and I won first prize for most original.
option 2:
naked on a skateboard as a pulltoy(men only)
and one fer the ladies!!!!!!!!
Where do you buy those mamogram costumes? Do they have a free gynological exam too?
and one fer the ladies!!!!!!!!
A Hula-Hoop Champion?
wiht out a doubt, this is the hands down winner!!!!!!!!!!
These Are Some Funny Ones!!!
Bill O'Reilly and Kori could go as the accuser.
Or Kobe and the Accuser.
You are dark skinned right?
Oh wait, nevermind, everyone here knows, I don't associate with Minorities.
The SportsChick told me not to talk to them.
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