Since Spurs fans seem so convinced that a return to the Finals is all but assured, let's ELE this .
You take the Spurs, I take the rest of the Western Conference. If the Spurs get to the Finals, I commit suicide by moderator until I'm permabanned. If the Spurs are eliminated before the Finals, you guys have to leave the forum for 6 months.
This isn't a 1-on-1 ELE. Any and all non-pussy Spurs fans that want to take me on can enter the bet. The reward is that anyone who enters the bet gets to choose my method of suicide by mod. If you want me to post porn, then in the event I lose the bet, PM me the picture you want me to post. If you want me to send a death threat to a mod, or post personal info, or whatever, PM me whatever you want me to post and I have to do it. Your contribution will remain anonymous and I will most likely be permabanned for it.
Also, if the Spurs get eliminated, everyone who participated and lost is simply on the honor system to leave for 6 months. So if you want to be a welching face, you can.
Only Spurs fans are allowed to compete. Let's fight, pussies.