When refs make a late call on Kyle, they're still early.
Fact: Kyle Anderson still has his actual baby fat.
Matt Bonner regularly beats Kyle Anderson in races.
Kyle Anderson has been pronounced dead on 5 occasions due to an undetectable heart beat.
Kyle Anderson is getting traded to the Clippers for CJ Suxcox and Jared Dudley
Kyle Anderson never makes it to the restroom in time
Kyle will create a network dilemma...how to run replays in fast motion.
Btw...I love this guy.
Kyle's favorite shows are animal do entaries due to the grotesque overuse of slow-motion cinematography.
This thread is for jokes about Kyle Anderson being slow, not you being slow.Kyle Anderson is getting traded to the Clippers for CJ Suxcox and Jared Dudley
Kyle Anderson's birthday is September 20, 1993...which means he was the first baby born in 1994.
Kyle Anderson's coast to coast actually ends halfcourt.
Internet explorer complains that Kyle Anderson is too damn slow.
Grass watches Kyle Anderson grow.
Kyle Anderson shows up after practice with donuts.
Kyle Anderson is the last player to leave the gym after practice.
He's also the last one to show up.
By the time Anderson completes his first NBA drive to the basket, Bonner will already be in pumpkin mode missing playoff threes.
When Kyle plays a back-to-back, he means weekends.
Kyle Anderson: Centerpiece.
He wishes he was the hero snail in the animated movie Turbo.
Kyle Anderson is so slow,
How slow IS he?
He's so slow, Manu's hair can cover him.
By the time Kyle Anderson finishes eating his grapes, Pop is there with a glass.
By the time Kyle Anderson finishes his beer, RC is on the news.
lmfao!!! good ones yall damn!
Kyle Anderson is so slow, Charles Barkley beat him in a race running backwards.
Kyle Anderson is working on his first book, "24 Seconds or More"
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