He thinks the Chariots of Fire's slow-motion beach scene is so fast that he has to keep rewinding it so he can make out what's going on.
The only person slower than Kyle Anderson is Paul Gasol.
He thinks the Chariots of Fire's slow-motion beach scene is so fast that he has to keep rewinding it so he can make out what's going on.
Kyle Anderson gives new meaning to "Late first round pick"
He is so slow, when he time travels into the past, he is actually going into the future.
Pop only lets Kyle Anderson inbound the ball if Devin Brown is the alternative.
Kyle Anderson is so slow, he can't even beat white slow nonathletic Euros who play soccer in a foot race.
I beat Kyle Anderson in a game of one on one.
He forfeited because he couldn't make it from the bleachers to the court. And I got bored waiting for him.
Kyle Anderson hates the eagles song Life in the Fast Lane
Kyle's favorite sonh is Slow Ride.
Kyle once lost a race to a 1 legged dog on tranquilizers.
Kyle Anderson is looking forward to playing with Rasho Nesterovic more than anybody else.
Kyle Anderson gets a 5 o'clock shadow once a year.
Kyle Anderson's favorite app:
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When Kyle dances under a strobe light, he looks like a statue.
During this year's March Madness, Kyle Anderson was fouled going to the hoop...
...we're still waiting to see if he gets the 'And-1'.
Kyle Anderson isn't slow, he's just very thorough.
Kyle isn't slow, he's just trying to make it fair.
Kyle isn't slow, he's just misunderstood.
In the first game of the season Kyle will grab a defensive rebound. Then he will take the ball down the court and kick it to Patty for a corner 3.
Birds often land on Kyle Anderson.
Good one.
Chuck Norris fell asleep waiting for Kyle Anderson.
Kyle Anderson is often mistaken for a mannequin.
Kyle's little brother is actually older.
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