What is the absolute dumbest thing you have ever done?

[DJR210]

@ Cry Havoc getting engulfed in the never ending battle

[Thread]

I was 15 and alone on a Saturday night, my parents had gone out for the evening. My older brother (23) stopped by and I got it in my head to load my father's shot gun, point it out the back door and fire it into the backyard. I did this twice, reloading once. I took the two spent shotgun s s up the street and dumped them in the sewer drain.

Monday afternoon I'm laying in my bed watching television when the old man flashed by my room and on into his room. My old man never moved fast. He was moving fast. He flashed back out with the shot gun from where I'd returned it next to his dresser. He sniffed the gun barrel.

Long story short the next door neighbor had seen me and ratted me out.

The old man whistled the loops and beat me until I managed to make the front door, but, he chased me in broad daylight up the street past the neighbor's who I'd known all my life and delivered the Cleveland Plain Dealer to each morning. I finally couldn't lose him, so I did the run around the car trick and he talked me into going back to the house on the promise he'd beat me no more. He lied. He'd still be beating on me if my other brother (17) hadn't pulled him off. I had to go to the people's house in the back, confess, pull those pellets out of the wood, putty the holes over, sand it smooth and paint the entire house. I missed the windows by about a foot.

A few days later I did my paper route collections and I was forbidden to lie upon inquiry and there was plenty of inquiry. "That was your father?" "What did you do, child?"......"Oh."

[Cry Havoc]

@ Cry Havoc getting engulfed in the never ending battle

Yeah. can't lie, I'm sort of fascinated by the whole thing.

[xmas1997]

Yeah, I can tell you really don't care.

And he isn't serious, right?
Yet he wouldn't accept a truce.
Why, so he could continue to troll.

[lil'mo]

Driven drunk a bunch of times. Even worse when I was younger me and some friends used to buy beer and drive around downtown while we drank the beer, which looking back is really really stupid. Absolute dumbest though is probably when me and one of my best friends (RIP) started pissing on each others tires at a party every time we needed to piss...eventually I decided to up the ante by pissing on his windshield but ended up cracking it pretty bad. He went over and punched my windshield and did the same. Almost fought over it but eventually hugged it out--good times tbh.

weak

[DJR210]

Absolute dumbest though is probably when me and one of my best friends (RIP) started pissing on each others tires at a party every time we needed to piss...eventually I decided to up the ante by pissing on his windshield

What a ing bizarre friendship

[DMC]

I was trying to get good resolution on a high mass to charge ratio substance and almost vented to check the quads prior to actually remembering to start the injection.

[TE]

I was trying to get good resolution on a high mass to charge ratio substance and almost vented to check the quads prior to actually remembering to start the injection.

The fudge...were you using a mass spec machine tbh?

[DMC]

Rob, I give up on these guys.
They don't want the truth, they just want to troll.
Yes, practically everyone trolls.
But I sincerely try not to.
9 times out of 10, I am "replying" to someone trying to troll or attack me. The posts are there for all to read and now even when I am sincere, they still want to troll.
Luckily there are some intelligent posters on here like you and SBM and some others, but for the most part I am now convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that these other idiots are just trolls who just want to troll.
I tried explaining things to cryhavoc, but you read his response.
There is no explaining things. They have their agendas.
You were right all along, SBM.

Or what's behind door number 2: you're just an annoying old . Parsimony would likely dictate that over the whining conspiracy offering you made.

[DMC]

The fudge...were you using a mass spec machine tbh?

tbh I was... sorta... a LINAC..

[Blake]

Yeah, I can tell you really don't care.

Lol you hate me

[Blake]

And he isn't serious, right?
Yet he wouldn't accept a truce.
Why, so he could continue to troll.

I'll stop making fun of you if you stop saying stupid .

Take it or leave it.

[TE]

tbh I was... sorta... a LINAC..

Good stuff

[DMC]

Good stuff

It was years ago, now it's just something that keeps me away from home for too long at times.

[J.T.]

Goddamn...that sounds miserable. Were you drunk also? I can't imagine anyone talking me into getting in a trunk if I was trippin. No matter how ed up I was, I think (I hope) I'd still be like..."nooo...I don't think I'm going to do that." But now that I think about it, I'd be freaking if they drove off and I didn't have a ride also.

though...what if they forgot you in the trunk. Or what if they ran off the road into the wood and all died but you were still in the trunk.

Man...it's almost uncomfortable thinking about all the bad scenarios.

I don't remember drinking much that night. My reason behind getting in the trunk was simple. That was the only scenario that ended with me getting to watch the Colts game the next morning. What makes this whole thing even better is once I got back to my apartment, I discovered the game actually WAS on local TV because the Cowboys and Texans both played later in the day. Indy came back and won at the end of the 4th quarter. So it was worth it, in a way.

[Avante]

Taking a big marine up on the old cigarette between the arms bit. Have three ugly scars because of it. He was stupid but I was crazy.

[Aztecfan03]

Rob, I give up on these guys.
They don't want the truth, they just want to troll.
Yes, practically everyone trolls.
But I sincerely try not to.
9 times out of 10, I am "replying" to someone trying to troll or attack me. The posts are there for all to read and now even when I am sincere, they still want to troll.
Luckily there are some intelligent posters on here like you and SBM and some others, but for the most part I am now convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that these other idiots are just trolls who just want to troll.
I tried explaining things to cryhavoc, but you read his response.
There is no explaining things. They have their agendas.
You were right all along, SBM.

stop ing lying. we all see your posts.

[JudynTX]

The dumbest thing I ever did was take a ride from a stranger when I was in my early 20's. My girlfriend left me at the club (cause she got lucky) and left my ass there. I was offered a ride home and held the door handle the whole way home. He ended up being a nice guy. Thinking back, that was some stupid . Could have been Ted Bundy.

[Blake]

The dumbest thing I ever did was take a ride from a stranger when I was in my early 20's. My girlfriend left me at the club (cause she got lucky) and left my ass there. I was offered a ride home and held the door handle the whole way home. He ended up being a nice guy. Thinking back, that was some stupid . Could have been Ted Bundy.

what a terrible friend.

[JudynTX]

what a terrible friend.

No cell phones back then either.

[Blake]

Havoc why are you being a hypocrite? Just the other day Fkla started a thread and Blake simply posts "lol utsa", tell me, what was the point of that? Is that not trolling? Was he not looking to stir up with Fkla? Come on, son. You're obviously an educated man so how you can criticize Xmas while defending Blake is beyond me.

of course I'm trolling, dumbass.

The difference is that xmas and sbm cry and about people trolling them, then turn around and try to revenge troll.

They're idiotic nuthurt hypocrites.

[Blake]

No cell phones back then either.

I walked home from a club one night after my friends left thinking I was going home with a chick I knew from class that I bumped into.

at 3am in Lubbock in February sucked ass.

[Leetonidas]

Another thread hijacked by the got brigade

[Leetonidas]

I was 15 and alone on a Saturday night, my parents had gone out for the evening. My older brother (23) stopped by and I got it in my head to load my father's shot gun, point it out the back door and fire it into the backyard. I did this twice, reloading once. I took the two spent shotgun s s up the street and dumped them in the sewer drain.

Monday afternoon I'm laying in my bed watching television when the old man flashed by my room and on into his room. My old man never moved fast. He was moving fast. He flashed back out with the shot gun from where I'd returned it next to his dresser. He sniffed the gun barrel.

Long story short the next door neighbor had seen me and ratted me out.

The old man whistled the loops and beat me until I managed to make the front door, but, he chased me in broad daylight up the street past the neighbor's who I'd known all my life and delivered the Cleveland Plain Dealer to each morning. I finally couldn't lose him, so I did the run around the car trick and he talked me into going back to the house on the promise he'd beat me no more. He lied. He'd still be beating on me if my other brother (17) hadn't pulled him off. I had to go to the people's house in the back, confess, pull those pellets out of the wood, putty the holes over, sand it smooth and paint the entire house. I missed the windows by about a foot.

A few days later I did my paper route collections and I was forbidden to lie upon inquiry and there was plenty of inquiry. "That was your father?" "What did you do, child?"......"Oh."

Damn

[Leetonidas]

I understand, and I find it pretty funny, tbh. My point is why hate on SBM and Xmas when Blake and his buddies also troll? I've never seen Xmas troll. SBM is getting for laughing at "Chump". It wasn't even his thread, plenty of people laughed at those photoshops.

cmon brah xmas can't help himself from talking about blake. He purposely goes into threads blake hasn't even posted in and will make some re ed post ting on him. Look at his first post in this thread he does this in every thread he posts in. he's obsessed with blake for some reason. and purposely posting negative to incite a response from someone else is like the definition of trolling, so you have seen xmas troll, in almost every single thread he posts in.

what I can't believe is that any of the people involved are still pathetically continuing the worst feud in the history of ST tbh. This pointless back and forth has been happening since last november Mother ers need to give it up already and talk about some new . I mean why keep beating a dead horse? If people feel like this place is such a cesspool full or horrible people, why do they spend hours a day posting here? Some kind of moral crusade no one gives a about? No, because they're dumbass trolls like the rest of the lot and are too wrapped up in knob slobbing each other to admit it.