Europe: Is this the worst time of the year in sports people

[Clipper Nation]

[King Emmanuel]

baseball
"sport"
standing around for 10 hours
10 hour games
fat be@ners with oily skin and mustache
steroids
barely move and need steroids
players hits the ball a couple of times during a game, but needs steroids for that
fat
spitting
manager dressed like his players; imagine Terry Stotts wearing basketball uni, a headband, and carrying a loaded 45 , or Bellichick wearing a helmet
play by play announcer and fans when someone finally hits a ball, because nothing happened during the previous 9 hours
Joe Buck
fake intense voice
pretends he gives a , just wants his paycheck
fans sleeping during the game, because no is happening
fans walking around, going to a restaurant and coming back to the game, because nothing is happening and they have all day
fat s
catching a ball with their glove is the most exciting part of the game for fat fans
"let's go to the ball game " song
still living in the 50's
"God Bless America" song in the middle of a WS game, because the national anthem wasn't enough
'Muricaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa propaganda
AIDS buying a baseball team
so called athletes who get "injured" http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mlb...in-baseball/1/
Reliever
worst role ever; even worse than punter
does nothing for 8 innings, then when he comes in looks pumped with his theme song playing
paid to play 1 inning

[Splits]

baseball
"sport"
standing around for 10 hours
10 hour games
fat be@ners with oily skin and mustache
steroids
barely move and need steroids
players hits the ball a couple of times during a game, but needs steroids for that
fat
spitting
manager dressed like his players; imagine Terry Stotts wearing basketball uni, a headband, and carrying a loaded 45 , or Bellichick wearing a helmet
play by play announcer and fans when someone finally hits a ball, because nothing happened during the previous 9 hours
Joe Buck
fake intense voice
pretends he gives a , just wants his paycheck
fans sleeping during the game, because no is happening
fans walking around, going to a restaurant and coming back to the game, because nothing is happening and they have all day
fat s
catching a ball with their glove is the most exciting part of the game for fat fans
"let's go to the ball game " song
still living in the 50's
"God Bless America" song in the middle of a WS game, because the national anthem wasn't enough
'Muricaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa propaganda
AIDS buying a baseball team
so called athletes who get "injured" http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mlb...in-baseball/1/
Reliever
worst role ever; even worse than punter
does nothing for 8 innings, then when he comes in looks pumped with his theme song playing
paid to play 1 inning

[Clipper Nation]

baseball
"sport"
standing around for 10 hours
10 hour games
fat be@ners with oily skin and mustache
steroids
barely move and need steroids
players hits the ball a couple of times during a game, but needs steroids for that
fat
spitting
manager dressed like his players; imagine Terry Stotts wearing basketball uni, a headband, and carrying a loaded 45 , or Bellichick wearing a helmet
play by play announcer and fans when someone finally hits a ball, because nothing happened during the previous 9 hours
Joe Buck
fake intense voice
pretends he gives a , just wants his paycheck
fans sleeping during the game, because no is happening
fans walking around, going to a restaurant and coming back to the game, because nothing is happening and they have all day
fat s
catching a ball with their glove is the most exciting part of the game for fat fans
"let's go to the ball game " song
still living in the 50's
"God Bless America" song in the middle of a WS game, because the national anthem wasn't enough
'Muricaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa propaganda
AIDS buying a baseball team
so called athletes who get "injured" http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mlb...in-baseball/1/
Reliever
worst role ever; even worse than punter
does nothing for 8 innings, then when he comes in looks pumped with his theme song playing
paid to play 1 inning

Still, lol povertyball

[King Emmanuel]

wearing a cup to protect their balls
fixing it after every play
probably will never get hit there anyways
tommy john
racist sport
racist teams
white players can't hit
needing steroids to throw a ball
manager has a number
manager wearing a jersey
nobody wears baseball jerseys
face of the sport is a guy suspended for the year
breaking news: ____ has a perfect game going on
so boring people actually getting more excited over literally NOTHING happening in the game

[King Emmanuel]

guy hitting the ball 30% of the time is considered 'elite'
9 innings
people already falling asleep in the 2nd inning
afternoon/night doubleheaders
so boring people actually pay to watch nothing going on, leave the stadium to eat dinner, come back and watch nothing going on for another 4 hours
spending 9 hours on a Saturday in the summer doing nothing

[King Emmanuel]

dugouts
too scared to get hit by a foul ball
fans making better catches than some of the players
fans making more highlight reels than the players
players high-fiving everyone in the dugout because they scored off a sacrifice fly
pinch runners getting excited over an appearance
warming up in the bullpen, probably won't get to play anyway
joe buck
best teams in the league are barely over .500
players getting their own theme songs playing when going up to bat just to strike out anyway
fat umpire in better shape than 90% of the players

[Clipper Nation]

0-0 ties
Fans rioting over 0-0 ties
People kicking a ball into a huge net once every few games considered elite
A midget who kicks the ball high over the goal from point-blank range in clutch time being considered "the best player in the world"
Most corrupt, rigged "sport" on the planet

[King Emmanuel]

farewell Jeter
last game of Jeter's career in ______ ballpark
no story for the media to talk about
fat fans inspired by a rare fit baseball player

[King Emmanuel]

fat fathers bringing their entire family out for the ballgame
buying gloves for the entire family, but won't ever catch a ball anyway
wife is so bored she asks the husband for a kiss
husband says no, just in case someone actually hits a ball and he misses it

[King Emmanuel]

people complaining about the lack of game action in american football
zero game action in baseball
home run derby
back back back back back back

[King Emmanuel]

Berman
people think it's just his shtick, when it's actually him yelling on purpose to not fall asleep on his job
162 games
648 total hours of baseball a year
devoted, fat fans buying league pass just to waste 648 hours a year instead of trying to burn off 648 calories

[spurraider21]

baseball and soccer are both generally boring, dno what all this catfighting is about... i'll follow both sports, but i'll at least tune into soccer during all the major tournaments. can't say the same with baseball

[King Emmanuel]

you can ask people on the streets in germany, holland, spain about leo messi and they know who he is
can't say the same for Trout
average american probably thinks he's a politician

[Venti Quattro]

No worries, the futbol transfer window is hotting up and EPL, La Liga etc. will return to our screens soon.

Wigana win the Championship!

[Splits]

0-0 ties
Fans rioting over 0-0 ties
People kicking a ball into a huge net once every few games considered elite
A midget who kicks the ball high over the goal from point-blank range in clutch time being considered "the best player in the world"
Most corrupt, rigged "sport" on the planet

[Blizzardwizard]

King Emmanuel with no regard for human life.

[Blizzardwizard]

Wigana win the Championship!

Brb, 'borrowing' that phrase

[Splits]

fat fathers bringing their entire family out for the ballgame
buying gloves for the entire family, but won't ever catch a ball anyway
wife is so bored she asks the husband for a kiss
husband says no, just in case someone actually hits a ball and he misses it

people complaining about the lack of game action in american football
zero game action in baseball
home run derby
back back back back back back

holy american cricket getting demolished

The Kang bringing an assault rifle to a knife fight, slaughtering everyone in sight.

Berman
people think it's just his shtick, when it's actually him yelling on purpose to not fall asleep on his job
162 games
648 total hours of baseball a year
devoted, fat fans buying league pass just to waste 648 hours a year instead of trying to burn off 648 calories

[Clipper Nation]

baseball and soccer are both generally boring

No, just poorball, tbh....

[Clipper Nation]

farewell Jeter
last game of Jeter's career in ______ ballpark

I do have to admit that 's pathetic, and he's only getting this ass-kissing because he's a Yankee (similar to how Rivera got his ass kissed all last year).... one of the most overrated athletes in sports history

[King Emmanuel]

intentional walks
too scared to face a guy that hits the ball 30% of the time, instead chooses to face the guy that hits the ball at 29%
lefties too scared to pitch to a righty, has to be replaced
pitching rotations
must rest for at least 4 days, will die if they have to pitch after 3 day break




baseball is already so boring, this is the most entertainment you'll ever get from it

[Venti Quattro]

baseball is already so boring, this is the most entertainment you'll ever get from it

Baseball is an excuse to get buy hotdogs and get fat

[King Emmanuel]

athletic 6'8 black people playing basketball
monsters like lebron james, and shaq terrorizing the league's white stiffs
tough 6'2 black people playing football, busting s balls, so many injuries a year sometimes an entire defensive line is out
crafty 6'0 black people playing futbol, showcasing their remarkable footwork and skill



fat, unathletic black people playing baseball, because they can't play any other sport that requires physicality. they tore acls within minutes of playing basketball and football as a kid, so they have no choice but to learn how to hit a baseball and do nothing else
DH rule made just for these unathletic s
prince Fielder
david ortiz
pablo sandoval


comparing those fat s to a real athlete like pele

[spurraider21]

too scared to face a guy that hits the ball 30% of the time, instead chooses to face the guy that hits the ball at 29%

this one was good