Having a small penis..

[xmas1997]

Of course you won't try a failed shtick again.

It failed.

And of course you are taking all this seriously, otherwise you wouldn't be trying to explain your unhinged actions from the past months.

Actually no, you are wrong, but I don't blame either of you for your reaction.

[ChumpDumper]

Actually no, you are wrong, but I don't blame either of you for your reaction.

You'll keep trying to convince everyone it was "just an experiment" because it's very important to you.

[Koolaid_Man]

ok everyone get back to Mine > Small talk please

[ohmwrecker]

Hey! This is just a modified version of the last schtick! And... I made that thread and everything... Arrgghh! Fooled again! ::shakes fist at sky:: Damn you, Glen Hobart!

[Koolaid_Man]

^ what a ing weirdo

[ohmwrecker]

^white woman

[Kawhi]

[anakha]

Hey! This is just a modified version of the last schtick! And... I made that thread and everything... Arrgghh! Fooled again! ::shakes fist at sky:: Damn you, Glen Hobart!

Ahem, that's Glen Hobart, Ladies Man.

[xmas1997]

Ahem, that's Glen Hobart, Ladies Man.

Still pissed off I used you, huh.

Sorry, but it was writes block and I had to keep this going.
You can see it for what it was or exaggerate it all out of proportion.

[anakha]

old man's newest shtick convincing absolutely no one

[xmas1997]

old man's newest shtick convincing absolutely no one

Sorry you see it that way but I understand your reaction.
You really should learn to take things on here much less seriously.

[ChumpDumper]

Still pissed off I used you, huh.

Sorry, but it was writes block and I had to keep this going.
You can see it for what it was or exaggerate it all out of proportion.

So you're writing a murder comedy screenplay about an old guy who faked his death on the internet because people laughed at him.

OK.

Well, we already know who will play you in the movie.

[anakha]

The old man's pattern of 'invent new shtick to excuse old shtick' is still going strong.

Wonder what fake aspect of his life is he gonna come up with next.

[xmas1997]

So you're writing a murder comedy screenplay about an old guy who faked his death on the internet because people laughed at him.

OK.

Well, we already know who will play you in the movie.

The old man's pattern of 'invent new shtick to excuse old shtick' is still going strong.

Wonder what fake aspect of his life is he gonna come up with next.

You both are still upset. You really should quit taking things on a website so seriously, you'll end up having a stroke.

There will be characters called chumpdumper and anakha in the screenplay.

The chump character will be intelligent, witty, and humorous, or he can be like you really are in here, your choice.

I'll try to clean up the anakha character, but that is asking a lot.

[ChumpDumper]

You both are still upset. You really should quit taking things on a website so seriously, you'll end up having a stroke.

There will be characters called chumpdumper and anakha in the screenplay.

The chump character will be intelligent, witty, and humorous, or he can be like you really are in here, your choice.

I'll try to clean up the anakha character, but that is asking a lot.

So how are you treating your meltdowns and faking your own death?

Are you going to be honest about them?

[anakha]

fake writing job when the old man can't even format a post correctly
defaults back to his obsession on certain posters after his latest shtick backfires
old man with the ongoing 9-hour meltdown

[xmas1997]

So how are you treating your meltdowns and faking your own death?

Are you going to be honest about them?

I haven't written any of that yet, but there were no melt downs, except in your mind.
I have to be honest when I say that, but the screenplay, or teleplay, will be pure fiction.
I will use all your user names as characters because there is no law against it, I don't need to get any sign-offs from any of you.
I haven't figured out any of the details like protagonist or antagonist and am open to all suggestions.
If it is central to the story you'll also get credit.
I'm just glad I have the MacGuffin.

[ChumpDumper]

I haven't written any of that yet, but there were no melt downs, except in your mind.
I have to be honest when I say that, but the screenplay, or teleplay, will be pure fiction.
I will use all your user names as characters because there is no law against it, I don't need to get any sign-offs from any of you.
I haven't figured out any of the details like protagonist or antagonist and am open to all suggestions.
If it is central to the story you'll also get credit.
I'm just glad I have the MacGuffin.

So you basically haven't written one word.

lol just another in a long line of pathetic shticks.

Why do you try so hard?

What makes you think any of them will ever work since they all fail so miserably and cause you to melt down again?

[xmas1997]

So you basically haven't written one word.

lol just another in a long line of pathetic shticks.

Why do you try so hard?

What makes you think any of them will ever work since they all fail so miserably and cause you to melt down again?

Not a single word yet, but they are coming soon enough, there is no hurry, I am not trying hard at anything, especially on here, there is no point.

My apologies have been given, unlike yours.

Maybe you should man up, in fact both of you should, if you weren't afraid it would destroy your fragile egos.

And your last sentence makes no sense.

[ChumpDumper]

Not a single word yet, but they are coming soon enough, there is no hurry, I am not trying hard at anything, especially on here, there is no point.

My apologies have been given, unlike yours.

Maybe you should man up, in fact both of you should, if you weren't afraid it would destroy your fragile egos.

And your last sentence makes no sense.

I'll dumb it down for you, Ivy.

You come up with shticks.

You try them out.

They fail.

You melt down.

You try again. Harder.

Why do you think new shticks wiil work?

[anakha]

So to date, the shticks have been as follows:
- in a band
- Ivy League education
- ass-bleeding wife
- death and lawsuit threats
- Troll God
- writing job

And after all of them blow up in the old man's face, he defaults to his main shtick of WHY WON'T YOU TROLLS LEAVE ME ALONE

[xmas1997]

I'll dumb it down for you, Ivy.

You come up with shticks.

You try them out.

They fail.

You melt down.

You try again. Harder.

Why do you think new shticks wiil work?

Dumb this down, why are you so vindictive that you MUST make things up that are not true just to save face on a measly message board?

I've offered you my friendship once again, bury the hatchet and all that rubbish, but you continue to lie like a dog.
Is that really your MO?

[xmas1997]

So to date, the shticks have been as follows:
- in a band
- Ivy League education
- ass-bleeding wife
- death and lawsuit threats
- Troll God
- writing job

And after all of them blow up in the old man's face, he defaults to his main shtick of WHY WON'T YOU TROLLS LEAVE ME ALONE

I have no problems here, it is you who can't accept a sincere apology, and I did it knowing full well you wouldn't give me one in return.

Now who is the real man here?

[anakha]

you MUST make things up that are not true just to save face on a measly message boardIs that really your MO

Old man hypocrisy in full effect.

[ChumpDumper]

Dumb this down, why are you so vindictive that you MUST make things up that are not true just to save face on a measly message board?

I've offered you my friendship once again, bury the hatchet and all that rubbish, but you continue to lie like a dog.
Is that really your MO?

Sorry man, you're the one who established the pattern. The question is why do you need to try so hard to do any of this?

You have offered no friendship; all you have done is try to sugar coat the same old insults.

Is that really your MO?

You're going to argue this in multiple threads all night. Why?