"Clipper Nation"
I felt something
humping my thigh
yep it was Clipper Nation
what a guy
he looked up at me
I looked down at him
that goofy look
that stupid grin
I tried to shake him off
but he held tight
poor little
really put up a fight
I finally dumped him
and it was sad
he begin to weep and moan
poor little
he'll be back
he can't stay away
just like right now
and yesteday