NBA: Here's The Truth.....I Wish I Was Kobe or At Least Had His Life

[Koolaid_Man]

I get my fair share of success....but nothing like what he enjoys....mega rich....flying continents meeting Sheiks and other global business leaders....winning gold medals for his country....owning a city in LA....having the sexy MILF female owner of the most storied NBA franchise in history wrapped around your finger.....the NBA les in LA.....Asian and Chinese fans crying at your mere presence......European fans wrapped around your fingers.....married and still banging so many Ho's till he cant keep count.....his wife said her detective counted 110 women. Slam dunking and draining 3's on negros.....

is just unfair....I wish I was that guy....I wish I had his life.....

I wouldnt wish to be Tammy and all it implies on my worst enemy.

[HemisfairArena]

You'd be in jail for rape, Kools,,,,tbh. Just sayin',,,,

[Koolaid_Man]

And the hatas....I wish i had his hatas too...but im not doing too bad with my Spur fan hatas.