NBA: How Does Kobe Keep Getting Away With This - Meanwhile Charmin Responds

[Koolaid_Man]

Kobe will be missed when he retires...Kobe does what he wants when he wants....LOL - here's exactly what was said....in all it's context

Kobe Bryant returned to practice for the first time this month and......

When practice was opened to the media, Bryant and Nick Young were already trading barbs during the scrimmage with Young telling Bryant, "Nobody in the world can guard me one-on-one," and Bryant telling Young, "You're going exactly where I want you to go."

Later Bryant said, "You mutha er are soft like Charmin in this mutha er. God damn, is this the type of that's going on in these practices? Now I see why we've lost 20 ing games. We're soft like Charmin. We're soft like ."

Bryant was also getting on Jeremy Lin during the scrimmage, daring him to shoot whenever he had the ball, yelling, "This mutha er don't got . He ain't got right now. Shoot! Shoot!" After Lin missed a pull-up jumper, Bryant said, "I talked his ass right into that bull . I talked his ass right into that bull ."

By the end of the scrimmage, which the starters won, Bryant said, "Practice gets real uncomfortable when I'm in this muther er."

After the team gathered together at center court to close practice, Bryant passed Lakers general manager Mitch Kupchak and said, "I'm supposed to practice and get better, Mitch. I'm supposed to practice and get better. These muther ers ain't doing for me."

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Well, if they can't stand up to his abuse it's only going to get worse on a sit. First place a Cadillac, second place, a set of steak knives. 3rd place, you're fired. Mitch & Murray paid good money for these leads. You can't close 'em, you're no good. It's or walk. Don't have time to play with your kids, you. Put the coffee down, dj. Coffee is for closers. You can't even get up off your ass at 0-0 and close the mother er. Put--the--coffee-down. You think I'm in' you? I am not ing with you. I'd wish you good luck, dj, but, you wouldn't know what to do with it if I did. A loser is a loser, and Howard is a in' loser.

[Buddy Mignon]

Well, if they can't stand up to his abuse it's only going to get worse on a sit. First place a Cadillac, second place, a set of steak knives. 3rd place, you're fired. Mitch & Murray paid good money for these leads. You can't close 'em, you're no good. It's or walk. Don't have time to play with your kids, you. Put the coffee down, dj. Coffee is for closers. You can't even get up off your ass at 0-0 and close the mother er. Put--the--coffee-down. You think I'm in' you? I am not ing with you. I'd wish you good luck, dj, but, you wouldn't know what to do with it if I did. A loser is a loser, and Howard is a in' loser.

"What's ya name?"

[Mr Bones]

John Wooden was once asked if he thought Bobby Knight was a good basketball coach and he answered, "He is, but I wouldn't want anyone I love to play for him." I've always thought that was the best critique of Knight.

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John Wooden was once asked if he thought Bobby Knight was a good basketball coach and he answered, "He is, but I wouldn't want anyone I love to play for him." I've always thought that was the best critique of Knight.

And yet parents would take their children to Knight and beg him to take them into his program.

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"What's ya name?"

you, that's who am I. Mitch & Murray asked me for a favor. I told them to fire your in' asses.

[Mr Bones]

And yet parents would take their children to Knight and beg him to take them into his program.

Some parents take their kids to Billy Joel concerts, or to Disney movies... doesn't really prove much.

[Koolaid_Man]

you, that's who am I. Mitch & Murray asked me for a favor. I told them to fire your in' asses.

Mitch ain't running ....can't fire Kobe-esqe fans only Jeannie...you can't detach yourself from Kobe's style when you threw out the notion that Kobe made Buss get off his hands and act...check yourself before you wreck yourself. ...

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Some parents take their kids to Billy Joel concerts, or to Disney movies... doesn't really prove much.

That's a ridiculous comparison.

[Buddy Mignon]

Mitch ain't running ....can't fire Kobe-esqe fans only Jeannie...you can't detach yourself from Kobe's style when you threw out the notion that Kobe made Buss get off his hands and act...check yourself before you wreck yourself. ...

You gotta get ya classics quotes game up, Kool.

[Koolaid_Man]

You gotta get ya classics quotes game up, Kool.

my bad I am slow....since I love playing the injury card how bout this:

"I'm a pussy and an asshole"