OT: Happy holidays

[ElNono]

Hope all u ers have a merry Xmas, and start the year well, IMO

[Splits]

OP is a got.

Happy holidays

[Kawhi]

Eat a

Merry Christmas

[m>s]

Merry Christmas, however any goat er descendants of the pedophile can eat .

[Robz4000]

Happy Holidays to you and yours, as well as your client...

[rogues]

Happy holidays to all my friends and enemies..

[DMC]

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all the Alphas and the rest of you cuck gots.

[LkrFan]

Me pregunto que Amy está pasando las vacaciones con ?

[Robz4000]

Me pregunto que Amy está pasando las vacaciones con ?

Feliz Navidad to you, Juanito...

[LkrFan]

Feliz Navidad to you, Juanito...

¿Cree usted que Tammy está pensando en Amy durante las vacaciones ?

[baseline bum]

I hope you get sent back on the other side of the river.

[LkrFan]

I hope you get sent back on the other side of the river.

[spurraider21]

Happy holidays is for politically correct gots imo. Just say merry Christmas you f-



But happy holidays everyone

[Thread]

It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.

[100%duncan]

Merry Christmas everyone tbh.

[UZER]

UZER: Everyone. Everybody.
[cinks glass]
I, uh... I wanna thank you all for coming here tonight and drinking all of my booze.
[the guests laugh]
No, really. Uh... There's a thing about being a Spurstalk member that... you're never short of a few freeloaders, like yourselves, to fill up your mansion with, so, here's to you people. Thank you.

Guest: That's enough, UZER

UZER: Mm... I'm not finished. To all of you, uh, all you phonies, all of you two-faced friends, you sycophantic suck-ups who smile through your teeth at me, please leave me in peace. Please go. Stop smiling. It's not a joke. Please leave. The party's over. Get out.

[Mikeanaro]

Happy Holidays Nono, now its time to eat and drink ´till we explode well not like Boris...

[HI-FI]

Merry Christmas.

[m>s]

It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.

Copy pasta

[Thread]

Copy pasta

Ya think, ya in' mook.

[Calispursfan11]

Merry Christmas to the good, the bad and the ugly of this forum.

[Calispursfan11]

Hope all u ers have a merry Xmas, and start the year well, IMO

Holy . 93k posts? Is that a record of some kind? How much real time is that in hours, weeks, months, days, years...?

[spurraider21]

^unless you count marcus bryant

[m>s]

Ya think, ya in' mook.

I know, limp

[Calispursfan11]

^unless you count marcus bryant

I heard Marcus Bryant's was artificially pumped up; like at one point they just gave him a million posts just for s and giggles.