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Look for the 2006 annual SPAM message around 11am central time on March 1st. Check your local listings.
SPAM.
Spurs
Peak
After
March
The SPAM has noted that many of you have paid homage to him this year and has conveyed blessings upon you. He mentioned them to me. Even though I can’t remember them all I have listed some that I can remember:
ManuMania mentioned in a post “May the SPAM be with you.” The SPAM has blessed him with a lifetime supply of SPAM and Pepto Bismol. MM you may pick up your SPAM at any local grocery store. Just say that the SPAM has sent you.
Ducks acknowledged the power of the SPAM in a recent post and said that “SPAM is just around the corner.” The SPAM has blessed you Ducks with the capability to see around corners, as well as a copy of Bill Gates autobiography. You may pick it up at any Barnes and Noble store. Just mention that the SPAM has reserved you a copy.
rayray2k8 asked in a post when SPAM officially starts. He innocent faith touches SPAM’s heart. SPAM is blessing him with an Easy Spam Oven and the ability to use the search key on the forum. rayray you may pick up your Easy Spam Oven at your local Toys R Us. Just tell the manager you’re there for your Easy Spam Oven, courtesy of the SPAM.
BigZak25 said back in December not to worry about the regular season and stated “And as we all know, SPAM dude!” The SPAM was touched by Zak’s faith. The SPAM knows Zak has had some concerns about his weight and is putting Zak on an all SPAM diet similar to the Chopper’s. You can’t have too much SPAM!
Circles_Eternal stated in a post “I prostrate myself in homage before the altar of the SPAM.” The SPAM loves your faith, and has blessed you with a healthy prostate gland. Enjoy!
Summers mentions her homage to SPAM saying she will “buy Spam and put in on top of my TV”. The SPAM blesses her by never allowing the Spurs to lose a game she watches on her TV ever again. (The SPAM states that should the Spurs ever have less points than their opponent late in a contest that Summers turn off her TV immediately.)
101a explained the philosophy of the SPAM to a fellow poster once, saying “they (the Spurs) start to peak about right now; but don't actually (reach their) peak until June.” For this knowledgable post the SPAM has promoted you right over 200-level and your new handle shall be 301a. Ask your moderator for the change, courtesy of the SPAM.
JohnnyBlaze noted the Spam saying “Is it me or do the Spurs look a lot different since coming off the Rodeo Road Trip and All Star Game? …our guys look different. …I noticed more of a swagger and a little more edge to them. It may be just me, but I think the Spurs aren't going to play around anymore.” For this faith the SPAM has blessed you with a round of golf to play anytime, anywhere in the nation. Just bring your clubs up to the starter and say that the SPAM sent you.
ShoogarBear observed recently “the signs of SPAM” saying “the media is back to ripping the Spurs”. For this he earns a Steven A. Smith bobblehead doll. Shoog just contact Charles Barkley at TNT and say that the SPAM told you he should give you your SAS bobblehead. He’ll get you hooked up.
Trainwreck2100 responded in one word to the dozens of threads ripping the regular season play of Tim Duncan: “SPAM”. Your knowledge is great, and for this sign of faith the SPAM has promised that you will never be the victim of a trainwreck. If you ever travel on Amtrak simply go to the ticket window and tell them that the SPAM has promised you safe travel. They’ll take care of you, I promise.
Solid D once referred to Chopper as the “Spam Pope”. The SPAM thought this was funny and has blessed Solid with a ride in the Pope-mobile. The SPAM said Solid should go visit the Vatican and mention to them that SPAM has promised him that the Pope will show him around town in his cool glass car. On a side note, I’ve found that being naked and covered in SPAM often garners a swift response from folks when making an unusual request.
Slomo stated “respect the SPAM!” For this the SPAM has blessed him with the ability to create amazing artwork and photography to be posted on the internet and stolen by fellow posters. But not to fear, these stolen images shall be transformed to beasts to punish he who defiles the gifts of the SPAM, and he who steals these images shall be transformed into a sexual fan of boy bands.
MadDog73 also mentions “respecting the SPAM”. For this he is blessed with unlimited MadDog to drink. Simply pick up this gift from any homeless person, in any city, anywhere.
Kori has said “Repent, all those who don't believe in SPAM!”. For this sign of faith the SPAM will bless you with a very successful website and message board. Don’t be surprised if someone comes to you and LJ and offers you a large sum of money in an effort to purchase your site.
Many others have shown their faith in various posts in the last year. Just to name a few: Timvp, Sense, slomo, Dex, Mouse, T Park, Experiment2100, Spurs_fan_in_exile, Samikeyp, SWC Bonfire, GinoFan, hegamboa, Guru of Nothing, FromWayDowntown, Blaze89, HookDem, CosmicCowboy, Orhe, Smeagol, Exstatic, Mark in Austin,Travis2 and many more. For all of those who believe in the SPAM, here’s hoping for another great SPAM year from our SPURS!!!
Pay homage to the SPAM and be blessed! Happy SPAM days to all!
Last edited by Ed Helicopter Jones; 04-09-2010 at 02:21 PM.
Look for the 2006 annual SPAM message around 11am central time on March 1st. Check your local listings.
Indeed the time of SPAM is at hand
Spurs with Duncan Peak After March
May I suggest SPAMocopter rides $20 for 10 minutes to support Spurstalk.
Spurs gonna open a can of...
SPAM!
gratz on this now widely successful philosophy, wisdom, religion/cult chopper you have educated us all
But seriously, this is the best part of the year - when the Spurs gets rolling and the SPAM gets flowing!
Thats right brota choppa! preach on!!
just ask yourself one question...
a question that will burn forever in your mind....
Whatcha gonna do brother, when spam runs wild on YOU! !!
LoL
Awesome post as always EHJ.
Here's to many more blooming seasons
Ah, I love this time of year! When real Spurs fans can show confidence in their team without being labeled as homers by the bridge-jumpers.
Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam;or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam...
I feel so special! I just came from an Ash Wednesday Service and one of the points the priest hit on was how faith would be rewarded. I guess this is what he was talking about! Mysterious ways, dude...Many others have shown their faith in various posts in the last year. Just to name a few: Timvp, Sense, slomo, Dex, Mouse, T Park, Experiment2100, Spurs_fan_in_exile, Samikeyp, SWC Bonfire, GinoFan, hegamboa, Guru of Nothing, FromWayDowntown, Blaze89, HookDem, CosmicCowboy, Orhe, Smeagol, Exstatic, Mark in Austin,Travis2 and many more. For all of those who believe in the SPAM, here’s hoping for another great SPAM year from our SPURS!!!
On a more serious note
Hilarious.
EHJ,
Thanks for the recognition (and promotion).
To all Mavs fans: How would you like your SPAM tomorrow?
Should I just PM you or what? I *love* bubbles. . .
SPAM & Champagne sounds good to me !
Fun Fact: Nikita Kruschev once credited SPAM with turning the tide against the Nazis.
The Chopper is in da house!
The last three Spurs home games (even though they were against lottery-bound teams) are a sign of times to come, when SPAM will be in full force.
Good SPAM to you Chopper and to all Spurs fans.
Spam Has Arrived!
The tide or the stomachs?
I suppose I've grown bitter with age.
1Parker1 and LilMissSpurfect, the SPAM has informed me that you are included in the blessing bestowed upon Spurswoman , S y, Spurschick, Obiwan, Cherylsteele and Easjer. Your faith is strong and should be rewarded.
SPAM wrestling?
xcoriate, since you are from down under, the SPAM has blessed you with the over/under on your next trip to Vegas. Just bet it all and let it ride. You can't lose!
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