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Hitler killed off all the lazy?
Please. Hitler came in there and you met him with a bunch a horses carrying cannon.
Hitler killed off all the lazy?
A day in the life of DMC
1. Wakes up in mother's basement, heads upstairs to bathroom, pulls pants all the way down to take a piss.
2. Doesn't bother to brush his teeth or shower but goes straight to his mother to ask for 25 cents to buy Doritos. Mother gives him two dimes and two pennies.
3. Goes to Deli with -stained pants smelling like , stinky armpits, and fish.
4. Purchases 25 cent bag of Doritos with 22 cents. Cashier rings DMC up as fast as he can because he can smell his foul odor from the other side of counter. Arrogantly tells Cashier "You can keep the change" as he walks out. Cashier looks dumbfounded.
5. Gets back to Mother's basement, locks his door, and starts looking for bestiality to jack off to. Finds what he considers to be quality bestiality. Two minutes later he gets upset with himself for premature ejaculating.
6. Starts to eat his 25 cent bag of Doritos without even washing the off his hands.
7. Realizes that he stinks but thinks "Ah, it. I'll shower next Saturday."
8. Logs on to Spurstalk with and Doritos residue on his hands, instantly starts typing arguments that make no sense.
9. Begins to backtrack and move goalposts when his arguments are challenged with facts and stats.
10. Resorts to insults when losing an argument. Starts banging keyboard as hard as he can.
11. Logs off frustrated. Looks out the window and sees homeless man outside. Beckons homeless man to come in.
12. Pulls out Nintendo 64 controller and begins to play "Kobe Bryant in NBA Courtside" with homeless man.
13. Tries to feel on Homeless man's and homeless man takes offense. DMC calls homeless man a " got" for not being secure in his manhood.
14. Kicks homeless man out. Wishes his friend "Billy-Bob" was around so he could grab his .
15. Pulls pictures of Magic Johnson's son and a monkey out from underneath his pillow. Tries to decide which picture to jack off to.
16. Can't make up mind so decides to envision himself in a threesome with a monkey and Magic Johnson's son.
17. Once again premature ejaculates and is even more angry with himself now. Decides to go back to Spurstalk.
18. Gets even more frustrated because people are still ting on his arguments with statistics and facts.
19. Posts some more ty takes because all the fapping has clearly ed up his thought process.
20. Logs out once again after getting ted on. Gets worried because people are starting to see he is the worst poster on the forum.
21. Meets up with his fellow bum, trailer-trash friend "Billy-Bob" outside. Both go searching the neighborhood garbage dump for food.
22. Finds a rotten burger, jumps for joy. He and Billy-Bob split said burger. They part ways by grabbing each other's s. They see nothing Gay about what they just did.
23. Logs back on to Spurstalk and continues to post stupid about teams and players he doesn't even watch. Continues to get ted on. Logs off upset.
PULICE ARE MURICAN HEROZ
What you said
What I read:
Not sure if Jackass Prank or DMC holding down Johnny Knoxville
was this in skid row by the way?
saddest ing place i ever passed by on the west side of the Mississippi
You coulda just started and ended the list with this. Pretty sure this consists of 80% of his day
LOL DMC getting ed up the ass by everyone.
But but..its only you 3.
gy fat hands.
Fathands getting vaporized by the forum yet again lmaoLOL DMC getting ed up the ass by everyone.
But but..its only you 3.
gy fat hands.
Holy is that real life?
got dmc getting ethered in yet another thread, what else is new?
DMC gets ethered, plain and simple. It's what he do. But he's really started to beg for the ether recently to a degree that I haven't seen previously. Not sure what's up with him but his recent elevated self destructive behavior vexes me. Thoughts?
Well its just a theory, but this is what we know, DMC is a senile |3eaner closet got loser, who's only existence is confirmed by his posting on ST. He's so pathetic and starved for attention as a despised get, that even if he gets ethered non stop, its still better than being ignored by everyone. This is how most s think, they'd rather get negative attention than non at all, that's why they have the annual parades where they act like re s to get attention. In addition, the self destructive behaviour is a common sign in psychology, signifying deep self hate, and vast majority of s hate themselves, that's why their demographic has the highest suicide rates.
great 4chan troll probably lol
Black people smh. This is why they were never really seen in Great Gatsby
Was Gatsby black?
A professor says that only an African-American scholar could spot Fitzgerald's secret meaning.
http://www.salon.com/2000/08/09/gatsby/
why u got a tranny in your sig
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