You should tear up your man card if.....

[Koolaid_Man]

....Kori Ellis has never doted on you or paid you any attention or nick named you 2Kool.... thanks Kori baby...

[Koolaid_Man]

....you wouldnt do a menage-a-trois with Serena Williams and Ronda Rousey.....what a ing hardcore sex experience that would be... ing exhausting just thinking about them 2 in bed with me

[Koolaid_Man]

You dont think Kool would be a cool ass real life friend to have....

[Koolaid_Man]

....you're a backwards ass, country ass, non progressive ass, lying ass, secretly gay ass republican

[Koolaid_Man]

Cheer for a basketball player that has a tramp stamp, a tongue ring, clown tatoo on his upper back....bought another man a condo, hired a PI to tell him he was getting cucked, lost his wife to an illegal alien stripper, funded the illegal alien strippers new gym, lost his kids to the state, signed a prenup and still lost half as part of deal to not tell the world he's gay, business deals consist of being a grease monkey on the side, got cucked by a wine dealer for 25 Large, plays for the minimum to coattail rookies and younger players, has never repeated but has a 2nd 5th.

[benefactor]

...you are a Mormon.

[Big Empty]

If a female calls you her BFF,Bestie, or Buddy

[Blake]

.....you think that beautiful ass Walmart chic I accidentally raw dogged 5 times and ed at least 2 dozen times is a tranny...

Your Walmart chick has a man card

[hehateme]

.....you think that beautiful ass Walmart chic I accidentally raw dogged 5 times and ed at least 2 dozen times is a tranny...

Will never let this down...DJ still living rent free months later.

[Spur-Addict]

......your fingers look like pig feet...

[DJR210]

Will never let this down...DJ still living rent free months later.

Yeah, this fool stays on my nuts

[Insomniac]

....you post youtube videos in every damn thread and call yourself a music aficionado

[Blake]

What is that in the back pocket? Is it a vape pipe?

[Silver&Black]

....You start three new threads every single day.

Koolaid_Man

[cd021]

Going Vegetarian

Call a foul when you get cleanly blocked or stripped

[Fabbs]

You watch, or allow to be watched in your presence "Ellen".

[cd021]

If a female calls you her BFF,Bestie, or Buddy

[Blake]

You watch, or allow to be watched in your presence "Ellen".

Or if you constantly start threads about celebrities

[Trainwreck2100]

Sports players are celebrities

[Blake]

Sports players are celebrities

Fapps knows I mean the Kardashian type

[Spurtacular]

If a female calls you her BFF,Bestie, or Buddy

Nothing wrong with the long game. Most guys don't have the chops for it though (and are ultimately pussies).

[Richard Cranium]

You order a salad at a Steakhouse.

[Spurtacular]

You drive a Prius.

[Insomniac]

You don't enjoy women's track events.

[DJR210]

You don't enjoy women's track events.

Holy , wow.. That's some grade A camera work