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    W4A1 143 43CK? Nbadan's Avatar
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    Let's get the Party started

    OFFICIAL 2006 CAMPAIGN FOR KINKSTER SUPPORTERS ROLL CALL


    Kinky Friedman supporters, it's time to speak up and let your voice to heard!!


    2006 Dewussification Tour


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    2nd Verse Same as the 1st Oh, Gee!!'s Avatar
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    He has no chance.

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    Hey Bruce... Lebron is the Rock Sec24Row7's Avatar
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    Kinky Friedman Lyrics - Asshole from El Paso



    Asshole from El Paso Lyrics:


    We don’t have no lovin’s in el paso
    We don’t go to porno picture shows
    We don’t swap our wives with our neighbors
    And we keep our kids away from mexico.

    And I’m proud to be an asshole from el paso
    A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
    You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
    Ta-ta-ta-tacos
    And the s still get twenty cents an hour.

    We don’t wipe our asses on old glory,
    God and lone star beer are things we trust.
    We keep our women virgins till they’re married
    So hosin’ sheep is good enough for us.

    And I’m proud to be an asshole from el paso
    A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
    You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
    Ta-ta-ta-tacos
    And the s still get twenty cents an hour.

    I’m proud to be an asshole from el paso
    A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
    You walk down that street knee-deep in tacos
    Ta-ta-ta-tacos
    And the s still get twenty cents an hour


    Nice dan.

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    That song is obviously satirizing Merle Haggard. I think you missed the point.

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    Oh... Ok so it's ok for a white dude to use the N word in satire then?

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    He has no chance.
    Blah, that's what the critics said about another SA politician I supported that was running a distant 3rd and won...



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    Oh... Ok so it's ok for a white dude to use the N word in satire then?
    yes.

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    Hey Bruce... Lebron is the Rock Sec24Row7's Avatar
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    Rofl...

    Ok bro.

    Go do that in a poor urban black neighborhood and tell me how it works out for you.

    See how many people can define satire as they beat your ass.

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    Talk is cheap and so is Holt! Peter's Avatar
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    GOP base will be split this year, though I'm not sure how much pull Carroll Keeton-Rylander-Strahorn really has. Demos are running an empty suit again. Perry will get a plurality regardless. Not sure if he needs a majority.

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    Need to look it up but if he gets a plurality which is what the only poll I have seen says he would get wouldn't there be a runoff?

    And if Carol Keaton Rylander Strayhorn whatever is in second, might Slick Rick be vunerable in a runoff against a Repub running as an independent?

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    Satire
    n.

    1. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
    2. The branch of literature cons uting such works. See Synonyms at caricature.
    3. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.

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    [Latin satira, probably alteration (influenced by Greek satur, satyr, and saturos, burlesque of a mythical episode), of (lanx) satura, fruit (plate) mixture, from feminine of satur, sated, well-fitted.]

    "Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own"--Johathan Swift

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    Corso says sec24 is just a blind neocon who tends to stab in the back those who are closest, corso!

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    Sec24Row7
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    1. A user name or "handle" referencing the number of hours in a day and the number of days in the week, while mimicking terminology used on sporting event tickets to designate a seating assignment. It can be inferred that "Sec24Row7" signifies a sports fan (presumably of the Spurs, given the context of the message board) who roots for his team all the time, regardless of record or time of year.

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    oh corso guess those sittin in sect24row6 betta watch their backs, corso!

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    Phil Hardberger won because the conservatives decided he was the lesser of two evils and voted for him instead of Castro.

    I can't see that happening with Kinky. Conservatives will be split between Perry and Strayhorn.

    Of course, none of this matters if they don't get the signatures needed to get on the ballot!

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    [Norm Coleman & "Skip" Humphrey III]He has no chance.[/Norm Coleman & "Skip" Humphrey III]

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    No, you didn't.

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    I'm saving myself for Kinky.

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    Talk is cheap and so is Holt! Peter's Avatar
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    At least we wouldn't have to pretend that Texas state government isn't a farce anymore. I must admit that Willie as head of the Texas Rangers is a mighty compelling campaign pledge.

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    I can't believe anyone would seriously vote for Kinky. He has zero qualifications to be Governor. I will be surprised if he even gets on the ballot.

    This reminds me of the comedian Pat Paulson, who ran for President a couple of times many years ago.

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    I'm saving myself for Kinky.


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    I can't believe anyone would seriously vote for Kinky. He has zero qualifications to be Governor. I will be surprised if he even gets on the ballot.

    This reminds me of the comedian Pat Paulson, who ran for President a couple of times many years ago.

    reminds of a Texas governor who ran for President.

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    reminds of a Texas governor who ran for President.
    I know you're trying to be funny - but this is hardly a fair comparison. President Bush has a Harvard MBA and had run at least two big corporations before running for Gov.

    Nice try - but no cigar!!

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    I know you're trying to be funny - but this is hardly a fair comparison. President Bush has a Harvard MBA and had run at least two big corporations before running for Gov.

    Nice try - but no cigar!!
    I'm sure one of the righties here can verify this, but I think Dubya is actually the only President to attain an MBA - from any school.

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