LMAO Christians

[Ginobilly]

What a good Christian you are

I'm joking In reality, both men/women are equal and both can't live without the other. Women make us to build society/reality. They're y at times and annoying but we just love them to death( your mom, sisters, gf/wife) even though they cuck us and put us through a lot of pain in our male reality at times. Women will always be daddy's little girl in gods eyes.

[DMC]

Without the OT the prophesy of Christ doesn't exist, ergo Christ doesn't exist.

Even as an atheist I can say those people interviewed aren't Christians. They have Christian upbringing, but so what? Magic's son has NBA upbringing, but we know the only balls he's dribbled were on his nose. Any serious Christian knows those things are in the OT, but they have exegesis/apologetics that allows them to feel comfortable about it.

[DMC]

That's actually true. God didn't make women to lead men or gave man as a gift to women. God made women to serve Man. Think of it this way: Man= Jordan, women=scottie pippen in God's eyes. It's man's responsibility to take all the important shots in life. It's the reason Blake got cucked and the reason Blake hates God/religion.

This is the story as told by the stronger sex, which is conveniently self serving to say the least.

I don't believe in a god of any kind, but if someone wants to point toward evidence of gender superiority, just look at which gender can make life. You might say it takes both, but let's see a Gay couple have a child without getting a woman involved. With that said, the genders compliment each other perfectly, because that's how evolution has unfolded so "perfect" is post hoc ergo propter hoc, if you will.

[Ginobilly]

I don't know any Christian preacher that doesn't promote the Old Testament equally as much as the New Testament.

What denomination of Christians are you referring to exactly

I'm referring to the Pentacostal/Baptist/Catholic/Luth religious culture that predominates most of America. Have you ever actually been to a legit church service blake or sunday school? Ever helped in visiting the sick and people in jail/drugs? I ask because you seem to judge Christians very harshly because of what our leaders do to other countries when you know for a fact 99% of regular american christian people have no control what our zionist leaders do. Nowhere in America/Latin America/Europe do they promote and condone Old Test style justice and killing of people. It's always about helping your fellow brother and sister out, forgiveness, love, 10 commandments, etc. You been watching too much alex jones or been hanging around too much with your anti-religion pot smoking little hispter buddies.

[Avante]

I bet if ya turn on CNN any day of the week it won't be long before they say something about terror/ISIS/beheadings/suicide bombers. That isn't about Christianity.

How many more have to die...TODAY..before people stop with the stupidity? Yes Islam has a thing about violence, how obvious does it really have to get? To play but the Bible says......hahahaha!!!!!! come on people when was the last a plane full of Christians ran themselves in a building?

[DMC]

I bet if ya turn on CNN any day of the week it won't be long before they say something about terror/ISIS/beheadings/suicide bombers. That isn't about Christianity.

How many more have to die...TODAY..before people stop with the stupidity? Yes Islam has a thing about violence, how obvious does it really have to get? To play but the Bible says......hahahaha!!!!!! come on people when was the last a plane full of Christians ran themselves in a building?

Says a man who knows nothing about the history of Christianity vs Islam.

[Blake]

I'm joking

What a good Christian joke that was

[Blake]

I'm referring to the Pentacostal/Baptist/Catholic/Luth religious culture that predominates most of America. Have you ever actually been to a legit church service blake or sunday school? Ever helped in visiting the sick and people in jail/drugs? I ask because you seem to judge Christians very harshly because of what our leaders do to other countries when you know for a fact 99% of regular american christian people have no control what our zionist leaders do. Nowhere in America/Latin America/Europe do they promote and condone Old Test style justice and killing of people. It's always about helping your fellow brother and sister out, forgiveness, love, 10 commandments, etc. You been watching too much alex jones or been hanging around too much with your anti-religion pot smoking little hispter buddies.

Pentecostal:

1. The Scriptures​​​​The Scriptures of the Old and New Testaments are the inspired Word of God (2 Timothy 3:16) presenting to us the complete revelation of His will for the salvation of men, and cons uting the Divine and only rule of Christian faith and practice (2 Peter 1:21).

http://www.pcg.org/

[Blake]

I'm referring to the Pentacostal/Baptist/Catholic/Luth religious culture that predominates most of America. Have you ever actually been to a legit church service blake or sunday school?

Baptists:

SCRIPTURES

Baptists believe that the scriptures are the final authority for all faith and practice. Many like to be referred to as the ‘people of the Book’, because the Bible gives time proven principles of living for every area of life, including marriage, child rearing, family, relationships, finances, and spiritual living. The Bible is the ultimate source of practical and proven methods for joy and life.

WHAT DOES ‘KJV’ MEAN?

KJV stands for the King James Version of the Bible. Many Baptists believe that many, if not all, of the newer modern versions have been altered in various ways that cause subtle and destructive changes to core doctrines of the Bible. Many Baptists believe that the KJV is 100% accurate and that it is a myth that other modern translations are easier to read or to understand.

http://www.christianbaptists.com/baptist-beliefs/

[Blake]

Catholics:

The Old Testament is very important for Christians.

http://www.catholic.com/quickquestio...-for-catholics

[Blake]

Lutherans:

The ELCA’s official Confession of Faith identifies the Scriptures of the Old and New Testaments (commonly called the Bible); the Apostles’, Nicene and Athanasian Creeds; and the Lutheran confessional writings in the Book of Concord as the basis for our teaching.*

https://www.elca.org/Faith/ELCA-Teaching

[Blake]

.... Nowhere in America/Latin America/Europe do they promote and condone Old Test style justice...................10 commandments, etc........

the 10 Commandments are Old Testament.

I like your all ignorant assumptions though. Give some more for me to lol at.

[Quetzal-X]

Commandment #1"

Thou shalleth haveth noeth other godeths before me etc etc



Well then what the do you call having a blonde haired weak looking hippie as the face of the corp. Revelations describes god was what we call today a black man. Why do Mexican Catholics prefer him to be green, purple, polka dotted etc etc , rather than go by the bible's word? Any ing color but black. Why do so-called good christian americans allow this vandalism of The Most High? Because they are easily duped, cheek turning dummies. God HAD to have looked like a BADD MUTHA A' ready to kick ass then sang a badd in wailin soulful melody like only guess who can.

[resistanze]

What's this I always hear Christians try to do, disowning the OT when it comes to arguments? Why is it part of the Bible then?

I grew up and attended Catholic school so I know that's BS.

[I. Hustle]

Commandment #1"

Thou shalleth haveth noeth other godeths before me etc etc



Well then what the do you call having a blonde haired weak looking hippie as the face of the corp. Revelations describes god was what we call today a black man. Why do Mexican Catholics prefer him to be green, purple, polka dotted etc etc , rather than go by the bible's word? Any ing color but black. Why do so-called good christian americans allow this vandalism of The Most High? Because they are easily duped, cheek turning dummies. God HAD to have looked like a BADD MUTHA A' ready to kick ass then sang a badd in wailin soulful melody like only guess who can.

With all the things you could have picked, you picked the weakest argument.

[Ginobilly]

the 10 Commandments are Old Testament.

I like your all ignorant assumptions though. Give some more for me to lol at.

the only lol's are directed at you because of your obsessed with xanity. I really don't give a what's what, but I do know for a fact( i traveled a lot over christian world(North/S America, Australia/NZ, Europe) that the Churches don't promote/condone for ordinary people to kill, rape, cheat on husband/wife, discriminate, do evil etc onto one another. You seem like the liberal hispster hippie kids who grew up with a single mother who cucked/destroyed your dad, and now your mad at reality and jealous of intact Christian families, and thus you blame God for the cuckholdery that you have suffered throughout your life.

[spurraider21]

No they don't( they believe in the new testament). Christians believe that the ancient hebrews/jews did all of that, and followed all those weird laws, but they don't apply anymore to anyone since like 1 AD or so... Today's Jews follow the talmud. So no, no, and no.

so christians dont believe in noah's ark and adam and eve? cool

[Blake]

the only lol's are directed at you because of your obsessed with xanity. I really don't give a what's what, but I do know for a fact( i traveled a lot over christian world(North/S America, Australia/NZ, Europe) that the Churches don't promote/condone for ordinary people to kill, rape, cheat on husband/wife, discriminate, do evil etc onto one another. You seem like the liberal hispster hippie kids who grew up with a single mother who cucked/destroyed your dad, and now your mad at reality and jealous of intact Christian families, and thus you blame God for the cuckholdery that you have suffered throughout your life.

Damn, a whole slew of worthless anecdotes mixed with terrible assumptions and good Christian cut downs. Excellent work.

I'm sure you've still got more. Keep em coming.

[RD2191]

Sigh, haven't I owned you clowns enough? Be back later to school you scrubs per usual.

[RD2191]

the only lol's are directed at you because of your obsessed with xanity. I really don't give a what's what, but I do know for a fact( i traveled a lot over christian world(North/S America, Australia/NZ, Europe) that the Churches don't promote/condone for ordinary people to kill, rape, cheat on husband/wife, discriminate, do evil etc onto one another. You seem like the liberal hispster hippie kids who grew up with a single mother who cucked/destroyed your dad, and now your mad at reality and jealous of intact Christian families, and thus you blame God for the cuckholdery that you have suffered throughout your life.

Well never mind. got bible hating cuck Blake has been destroyed per usual.

[Blake]

Bible loving Rob is also well experienced in using cut downs the way good Christians have been known to do

[Ginobilly]

What's this I always hear Christians try to do, disowning the OT when it comes to arguments? Why is it part of the Bible then?

I grew up and attended Catholic school so I know that's BS.

it's part of the bible because people in those times needed and deserved God to go Greg Poppovich on their asses. That all changed with NT/Jesus. Anybody would destroy their own creation if it goes bad/corrupt, esp when he gave us free will. God is a meany because he destroyed sodom and gomora because the people were practicing pedastry/sodomy . He hates teh gays

But it wasn't Christians doing all of those things though. You should know that if you claimed to have read the bible.

Just because you read/study and discuss something does not mean that you condone/promote it as Blake puts it. I'm agnostic though just to throw it out there. I don't know and simply don't care to know if religion is real or not anymore. Everybody will find out once they die.

[admiralsnackbar]

I bet if ya turn on CNN any day of the week it won't be long before they say something about terror/ISIS/beheadings/suicide bombers. That isn't about Christianity. How many more have to die...TODAY..before people stop with the stupidity? Yes Islam has a thing about violence, how obvious does it really have to get? To play but the Bible says......hahahaha!!!!!! come on people when was the last a plane full of Christians ran themselves in a building?

The Colorado Springs mass shooting comes to mind. That was, what... 2 weeks ago?

[Blake]

it's part of the bible because people in those times needed and deserved God to go Greg Poppovich on their asses. That all changed with NT/Jesus. Anybody would destroy their own creation if it goes bad/corrupt, esp when he gave us free will. God is a meany because he destroyed sodom and gomora because the people were practicing pedastry/sodomy . He hates teh gays

But it wasn't Christians doing all of those things though. You should know that if you claimed to have read the bible.

Just because you read/study and discuss something does not mean that you condone/promote it as Blake puts it. I'm agnostic though just to throw it out there. I don't know and simply don't care to know if religion is real or not anymore. Everybody will find out once they die.

Yeah, it's called cherry picking.

[DMC]

They shat upon the 1st Commandment when the divinity of Jesus was proposed years after his death.

1. Have no other god before me
2. Only come to god through Jesus


That seems like a "before" to me.