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    Current All-star outfielder is a chain smoker during games
    He's a "throwback"
    just light up on the field, you don't do anything anyways
    Today's fatbol
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    Current All-star outfielder is a chain smoker during games
    He's a "throwback"
    just light up on the field, you don't do anything anyways
    Today's fatbol
    Cespedes is faster than any floptrot player on earth, though.

    Not to mention stronger.

    23mph

    Yoenis Cespedes stole third base with ease in the sixth inning, thanks to a blistering max speed of 23.6 mph on the play.
    How's Ronaldo and that 4.7 40 doing

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    MLB pitchers dont average 9 innigns a game bro. Stop kidding yourself.

    Plus I jack off and lose 1000 calories too..Hands get sore doesnt mean masturbating is a real sport.

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    Cespedes is faster than any floptrot player on earth, though.

    Not to mention stronger.

    23mph



    How's Ronaldo and that 4.7 40 doing
    so your defense is that "yeah, one of the best players in the league is a chain smoker but look how fast he can run the 30yd dash!"?

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    I wonder how many more calories you burn chewing tobacco than gum? Forces you to spit like twice as much as normal fatbal players.

    What about smoking a cig, how many are burned there?



    any "sport" where you can smoke during games and still win league MVP and "batting" champion
    I'm not that much of a baseball fan and I'm really not much of a Keith Hernandez fan after he basically stole $3 million from the Indians in the early '90s, but a lot of athletes in every sport smoked back in the day.


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    Why shouldn't they smoke?

    It's not like lightly jogging for 5 miles over 90 minutes is demanding.
    Nice trolling 10/10

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    You would be gasping for air 2 minutes into a soccer match. If you play it like you are suppossed to play it, of course.

    And no, 2 minutes isn't an exaggeration.
    Soccer is no more cardio intensive than playing basketball on a per minute basis (this is scientifically proven).

    This is why I don't get why you floptrot fans think an American athlete, most of which played basketball at some point in their lives, would be intimidated by soccer's cardio demands? And let's be real, trotting around the field is 95% of the "sprinting" soccer players do.

    If you want to penis wave, let's get you in a 90mph batting cage. You wouldn't even foul tip a ball. You'd just see blurs going by and wonder how the anyone can hit a baseball.


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    so your defense is that "yeah, one of the best players in the league is a chain smoker but look how fast he can run the 30yd dash!"?
    http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/f...o-9234840.html

    http://www.fanatix.com/news/top-ten-...d-more/153282/

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    People who smoke and "do it" right are a sight.

    There is a small space in "This Boy's Life" where Ellen Barkin's character walks out the back door to have a smoke. She drags on it a couple times, then with middle finger flicks the butt into the darkness, the muted sparks can be seen---turns and re enters the house.

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    Conflating having an occasional to chain smoking during a game.
    Rooney an occasional smoker.

    He's well known to be a habitual smoker.

    Among other claims about Rooney’s private life last weekend was that he paid £200 for a packet of Malboros.
    Others:

    Socrates: The legendary Brazilian captain and World Cup winner got through two packets of cigarettes a day during his playing career and continued to smoke after he retired. He’s now a medical doctor.
    Robert Prosinečki

    Ex-Crotaian international Robert Prosinečki was famous in his homeland for being a heavy smoker. He was as well known for his ability to chug away on more than 40 ciggies a day as he was for his midfield prowess.
    Fabien Barthez was a high-profile smoker during his time in the Prem. After a game for Man United against Southampton in 2003, defeated manager Gordon Strachan was furious when he returned to his non-smoking office and found cigarettes stubbed out in an ashtray. It seemed that the injured Barthez had been in the room after being stretchered off in the second half. The Scottish manager later said that he “must have been taken off for smoker’s cough”.
    I also don't get why you love these floptrot athletes so much? 40 times. vertical leaps. upper body strength.

    Oh, but they jog around

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    Soccer is no more cardio intensive than playing basketball on a per minute basis (this is scientifically proven).

    This is why I don't get why you floptrot fans think an American athlete, most of which played basketball at some point in their lives, would be intimidated by soccer's cardio demands? And let's be real, trotting around the field is 95% of the "sprinting" soccer players do.

    If you want to penis wave, let's get you in a 90mph batting cage. You wouldn't even foul tip a ball. You'd just see blurs going by and wonder how the anyone can hit a baseball.

    In basketball you don't have to play non-stop for 45 minutes.

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    Rooney an occasional smoker.

    He's well known to be a habitual smoker.
    One of the reasons he's

    I love how 'muricans keep bringing up Rooney as if he's a relevant player

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    They're not chain smoking during games.

    I also don't get why you love these floptrot athletes so much? 40 times. vertical leaps. upper body strength.
    NO# FOOTBALLER TOP SPEED
    1 Antonio Valencia (Manchester United) 35.2 km/h
    2 Raheem Sterling (Liverpool) 35.1 km/h
    3 Gareth Bale (Real Madrid) 34.7 km/h
    4 Theo Walcott (Arsenal) 34.3 km/h
    5 Arjan Robben (Bayern Munich) 33.9 km/h
    6 Aaron Lennon (Everton) 33.8 km/h
    7 Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid) 33.6 km/h
    8 Gabriel Agbonlahor (Aston Villa) 33.3 kh/h
    9 Ross Barkley (Everton) 32.8 km/h
    10 Lionel Messi (Barcelona) 32.5 km/h

    35.2 km/h is approx 22 mp/h, not far from the all-star in-game chain smoker's 30 yard dash time.

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    How about this "world" series MVP



    calling it a "world" series when only Canada competes in your league

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    In basketball you don't have to play non-stop for 45 minutes.
    Neither do you in soccer.

    Don't act like I don't have youtube at my disposal and can watch thousands of games, and see that when players are disengaged from the action, they're just standing around or lightly jogging to angle into a formation.

    Running isn't the only way to burn calories, and basketball players will jump dozens of times more per game.

    We also need to consider relative build here. A jacked, 6'7", 230lb specimen like Kawhi Leonard is under a lot more load playing basketball that a 5'6" 150lb midget like Messi or even the 175lb Ronaldo. More muscle mass=more oxygen demand, so a frame like Kawhi even being able to play 40 minutes of basketball is more impressive of a "stamina" feat than watching this run around for 90 minutes.


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    How about this "world" series MVP



    calling it a "world" series when only Canada competes in your league
    wait what the this guy seriously won the mvp?

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    calling it a "world" series when only Canada competes in your league
    Seriously, same with the NBA crowning "World champions". How much of a self centered bag do you have to be to have the nerve of even thinking of calling domestic champions "world" champions?

    Stealing the name of the continent wasn't enough apparently.

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    Seriously, same with the NBA crowning "World champions". How much of a self centered bag do you have to be to have the nerve of even thinking of calling domestic champions "world" champions?

    Stealing the name of the continent wasn't enough apparently.
    It's not an NBA thing, it's a team thing. Another reason I respect Pop. He would have none of that.



    Meanwhile, these bags


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    Neither do you in soccer.

    Don't act like I don't have youtube at my disposal and can watch thousands of games, and see that when players are disengaged from the action, they're just standing around or lightly jogging to angle into a formation.

    Running isn't the only way to burn calories, and basketball players will jump dozens of times more per game.

    We also need to consider relative build here. A jacked, 6'7", 230lb specimen like Kawhi Leonard is under a lot more load playing basketball that a 5'6" 150lb midget like Messi or even the 175lb Ronaldo. More muscle mass=more oxygen demand, so a frame like Kawhi even being able to play 40 minutes of basketball is more impressive of a "stamina" feat than watching this run around for 90 minutes.

    Well, they are still on their feet moving around with the concentration and tension of an ongoing game. They don't have "time-outs" to go sit on the bench and drink some water.

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    They're not chain smoking during games.



    NO# FOOTBALLER TOP SPEED
    1 Antonio Valencia (Manchester United) 35.2 km/h
    2 Raheem Sterling (Liverpool) 35.1 km/h
    3 Gareth Bale (Real Madrid) 34.7 km/h
    4 Theo Walcott (Arsenal) 34.3 km/h
    5 Arjan Robben (Bayern Munich) 33.9 km/h
    6 Aaron Lennon (Everton) 33.8 km/h
    7 Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid) 33.6 km/h
    8 Gabriel Agbonlahor (Aston Villa) 33.3 kh/h
    9 Ross Barkley (Everton) 32.8 km/h
    10 Lionel Messi (Barcelona) 32.5 km/h

    35.2 km/h is approx 22 mp/h, not far from the all-star in-game chain smoker's 30 yard dash time.
    That is the fastest ever. 1 guy. Mike Trout would be one of the fastest players in floptrot, and he's 230lb.

    Also, Messi's speed there is 20.1 mph.

    Here's is pitcher Zach Greinke reaching 20.3 mph.

    http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/7395516...zach%2Bgreinke

    A 32 year old pitcher is faster than the 10th fastest floptrot player

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    Well, they are still on their feet moving around with the concentration and tension of an ongoing game. They don't have "time-outs" to go sit on the bench and drink some beer.
    Fixed.
    The New York Daily News, quoting "clubhouse insiders", say that players drinking beer in clubhouses, and even dugouts, during games is "nothing new" in major-league baseball and quotes one of them as saying the "only reason" it's becoming such a big deal in Boston "is because the Sox didn't make the playoffs".

    One source said Jason Giambi and Roger Clemens would "routinely" drink beer in the dugout during games while they played for the Yankees. Another said Mets players "would go into the clubhouse, pour beer in Gatorade cups and return to the dugout."

    "Beer has always been a big part of the clubhouse. That's been going on forever," one of the baseball insiders said.
    a "sport" you can play drunk

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    That is the fastest ever. 1 guy. Mike Trout would be one of the fastest players in floptrot, and he's 230lb.

    Also, Messi's speed there is 20.1 mph.

    Here's is pitcher Zach Greinke reaching 20.3 mph.

    http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/7395516...zach%2Bgreinke

    A 32 year old pitcher is faster than the 10th fastest floptrot player
    Since there is zero need for endurance in American cricket, players train to sprint.

    Footballers have to do both.

    Your argument is basically 10k runners can't compete with Usain Bolt

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