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Dayum....
*heads off for a cold shower*
ahhhh tower memories...hehehe
It wasn't really a date but it was damn sure fun and memorable...One of my older sisters was getting married here in SA and the maid of honor came in from Houston...a real hottie...I hadn't met her before that and she and I were seated together at the rehearsal dinner (formal dinner at the St. Anthony Hotel)...we hit it off REALLY well hehehe...very fun and irreverent conversation with a lot of sexual inuendo and by dessert we were grubbing under the table and she was definitely checking out my package......we couldn't wait to get out of there and back to her room at the Hilton Palacio Del Rio...on the fourth floor facing the tower...we were all over the bed and the floor and the room but ended up out on the balcony facing the tower with her hanging on to the railing howling at the moon while we finished up doggie style...lmao...all the tourists walking down the street were looking around trying to figure out where the noise was coming from...
Dayum....
*heads off for a cold shower*
hehehe*heads off for a cold shower*
need help? I'll show you my trick with the "soap on a rope" where I spin it in circles without using my hands...
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Soap on a Rope??? Now you've really dated yourself!
heheheNow you've really dated yourself!
thats all right...I just look distinguished when I blow MY picture up...
oh?????
CC's best date was when he dated himself? Now I'm confused.
Soap on a Rope??? Now you've really dated yourself!
oh?????
Damn Cowboy...don't kid yourself...you look OLD!!!!...
Damn Cowboy...don't kid yourself...you look OLD!!!!...
I'd still hit it.
thats more like it!...thanks darlin!...
thats more like it!...thanks darlin!...
Damn, CC, you are high maintenence.
Depends what part you're blowing up:hehehe
thats all right...I just look distinguished when I blow MY picture up...
First date hint:
If it's STORMY and Rainy out, make sure you hold the umbrella so your date doesn't get struck by lightning.. Also, make sure you put your jacket over a puddle so she doesn't get her feet wet.
Don't forget PF Changs.
Certain areas can look VERY distinguished if blown up.....
I said distinguished, not intimidating...
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
screw that...in Texas we just put it in 4WD and drive right up to their door...Also, make sure you put your jacket over a puddle so she doesn't get her feet wet.
Also, don't do as JB's date did.Worst was the one girl who wouldn't say anything throughout the whole date. Picked her up and headed to the movies, she barely said anything. Then we went downtown, she barely said anything. Then I told her to get in the car so I could take her home. She didn't say anything.
And finally...
Turn around. Don't drown!
the ideal first date for me would be to first call duff the night before to get his expert advice.
then on the night of the date, following duff's wisdom, i would pick up my date about an hour later than i told her i would. since i was late there wouldnt be any time to spare so i would honk from the street and get the off to a running start.
id already be toasted on the half bottle of jack id shot during the afternoon. the car would be nice and fragrant from the bowl of chili and beans id enjoyed a couple of hours earlier.
when the got to the car id leave the door locked and wait until after she tried to open it. then id give her a nice affectionate look of disgust as i have to pop open the door for her.
when she gets in i wont say and wait for her to barely sit down before i start pulling away and hope she can close the door without falling out.
id also be sure to light up a cig and blow the smoke in her direction.
finally id break the silence with "i already ate, but if you really have to make us stop then i guess we can stop somewhere" while looking straight ahead with an obvious glare.
if she wants to get something to eat, i pull up to a diamond shamrock. if not then i drive around until i find someplace dark.
while i am doing so, i ask her "how old are you again?" no matter what she says i am already prepared to say the "damn, you look much older" money line which duff gave to me.
feeling the good vibes, i park, recline the drivers seat, and utter those magic words of sweetness which are bound to win over any lady: "so, when do we ?"
if she dont want to , up comes the seat, and then i drive the home and leave her ass at the curb.
if she do want to , up comes the seat after a while, and then i drive the home and leave her ass at the curb.
Whoooooooooooooowhooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
That good, huh?
Oh yeah!
Bump. I'm still in a haze. Or is that an after glow? hehehe
"After Glow"?
You pitching or catching?
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