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  1. #1
    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
    Post Count
    26,358
    NBA Team
    Dallas Mavericks
    She was a Spurs fan when the Alamo was still a parking lot.

  2. #2
    trust pale face pop Tonto's Avatar
    Location
    In tee pee
    Post Count
    1,354
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Her SS # on her card is 000-00-0001

  3. #3
    I aim to please! Lee Harvey Oswald's Avatar
    Post Count
    108
    NBA Team
    Dallas Mavericks
    She choked on her Ensure at the rest home when JFK was shot

  4. #4
    My uncles' friend is JFK NameDropper's Avatar
    Post Count
    914
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    She can only tell time if the sun is out.

  5. #5
    Nostradamas Jr.
    Post Count
    33,691
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    I'd do her.


  6. #6
    needs a margarita
    Location
    San Antonio, baby!
    Post Count
    12,739
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs

    WELL! End of discussion.

  7. #7
    Moss is Da Sauce! mouse's Avatar
    Post Count
    26,358
    NBA Team
    Dallas Mavericks
    You better bring WD40 that is one old rusty ass pussy

  8. #8
    Seek True Love, within. bigzak25's Avatar
    Post Count
    11,293
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Moses fu*#ed her.... just kidding s .... :p

  9. #9
    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
    Location
    San Antonio
    Post Count
    28,298
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Texas Longhorns
    she could teach all men a thing or two!

  10. #10
    Nostradamas Jr.
    Post Count
    33,691
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    You better bring WD40 that is one old rusty ass pussy
    With me, no WD40 needed....ifyouknowwhatimean.

    She might need a coaster though.


  11. #11
    My juices are flowing! JackLalanne's Avatar
    Post Count
    272
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    She was MY phys. ed. teacher.

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    Blonde Yet Smart 2Blonde's Avatar
    Location
    San Antonio/Canyon Lake/Spring Branch
    Post Count
    3,377
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    Texas Longhorns
    You better watch who you're calling old. Cuz I'm older than she is.

    ...2Blonde

  13. #13
    Man Oooo Geno Billy's Avatar
    Post Count
    103
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Don't be frontin' on S y. She' fine.

  14. #14
    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
    Location
    Portland
    Post Count
    28,727
    NBA Team
    Portland Trail Blazers
    College
    Oregon State Beavers
    I'd hit it.

  15. #15
    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
    Name
    Christy
    Post Count
    27,175
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    S y is so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

    S y is so old her social security number is 1!

    S y is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

    S y is so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

    S y is so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

    S y is so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

    S y is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

    S y is so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

    S y so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

    S y is so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.





  16. #16
    SpursTalk Sneakerhead KEDA's Avatar
    Location
    San Antonio
    Post Count
    4,916
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    S y is so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

    S y is so old her social security number is 1!

    S y is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

    S y is so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

    S y is so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

    S y is so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

    S y is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

    S y is so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

    S y so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

    S y is so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.




    S y is so old that SPURSWOMAN has to repeat stuff to her so she will get it!

  17. #17
    I don't really care... Yonivore's Avatar
    Post Count
    26,781
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    Come to Round Rock S y, you get not respect in S.A.

  18. #18
    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
    Name
    Christy
    Post Count
    27,175
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    S y is so old that SPURSWOMAN has to repeat stuff to her so she will get it!



    eh? What'd you say?

  19. #19
    Lottery Pick
    Post Count
    1
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    old? she is hot!

  20. #20
    Taco is as Taco does sir Taco's Avatar
    Location
    San Antonio
    Post Count
    8,533
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    College
    UTSA Roadrunners
    .....she Farts Dust!!



    Sorry Miss S y, but I couldn't help myself

  21. #21
    needs a margarita
    Location
    San Antonio, baby!
    Post Count
    12,739
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    .....she Farts Dust!!



    Sorry Miss S y, but I couldn't help myself


    Et tu, Taco? Et tu?

  22. #22
    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
    Location
    San Antonio, Texas
    Post Count
    5,138
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    I got your back S y (Us "old folks" gotta stick together).

    Mouse is so short, he can sit on a dime and dangle his feet in the air.

  23. #23
    needs a margarita
    Location
    San Antonio, baby!
    Post Count
    12,739
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    I got your back S y (Us "old folks" gotta stick together).

    Mouse is so short, he can sit on a dime and dangle his feet in the air.





    And 2blonde is on my side. We shall overcome!

  24. #24
    Nostradamas Jr.
    Post Count
    33,691
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    I'd do her twice.


  25. #25
    needs a margarita
    Location
    San Antonio, baby!
    Post Count
    12,739
    NBA Team
    San Antonio Spurs
    I'd do her twice.

    Jimbo, you'd do a hole in a tree!

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