Baseball
No flopping gots
No corrupt governing body like FIFA
The GOAT isn't a midget twink
Teams actually score every game
The players actually have strength, speed, and athleticism, so they don't have to pretend that lightly jogging is impressive
Most drama and tension of any team-based compe ion in the world
Only playoff hockey and March Madness measure up to the MLB playoffs in terms of excitement
The Expos are coming backPERIOD
Trout, Harper and Kluber are all signing with the ExposPERIOD
How can povertyball fans even compete with this? (They can't.)