Amateur: Just realized just being intimate with your spouse burns more calories...

[apalisoc_9]

Yeah..its always funny when fat ugly dudes start talking about women.

Like dude...

[DMC]

it's also well known that when you're thinking about a man (or woman) you're actually thinking about a chow or snack.

I've seen your third world profile. Don't try to pretend that wasn't you, Haitian refugee.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Calls me the millennial but uses a load of emojis.

I know you Germans are dense, but I thought you'd at least be able to grasp irony.

Those are emoticons, not emojis.

emojis aren't the classic faces with expressions. they're generally the non-face prop used on twitter, ig, and sometimes fb.

[RsxPiimp]

I've seen your third world profile. Don't try to pretend that wasn't you, Haitian refugee.

come at me bro

[DMC]

come at me bro

With a job offer or a bucket of soapy water and a sponge?

[dfens]

With a job offer or a bucket of soapy water and a sponge?

be honest tbh, it's a bucket of KFC

[RsxPiimp]

be honest tbh, it's a bucket of KFC

[apalisoc_9]

be honest tbh, it's a bucket of KFC

[DMC]

be honest tbh, it's a bucket of KFC

That's very "american hero" of you to say.

[webshad]

son I thought my 140 was joking but I see what he meant with you .. god bless and stay safe tbh

He doesn't watch baseball either. Notice how often he is on Spurstalk and missing all those baseball games.

It's just a pride thing, but deep inside he knows it's not a demanding sport.

[140]

He doesn't watch baseball either. Notice how often he is on Spurstalk and missing all those baseball games.

It's just a pride thing, but deep inside he knows it's not a demanding sport.

Truthbombs, tbh..