Which ST poster is most likely to get a date with Ariana Grande?

[Chucho]

Typical debauchery from low energy mongoloids.

"Low energy"?? What makes you think that?

[DMC]

At least he still has his hideous wife?

Lol said by nobody ever that has any amount of game.

Poor dmc

Says the self professed cuck

You really should avoid these discussions

[FrostKing]

Resiliant pig boy

[Blake]

Says the self professed cuck

You really should avoid these discussions

guys like me and Pete Davidson are/will be fine.

Guys like you and fabbs never had a shot at girls that look like Ariana but hey, at least you have a cave troll to come home to every night.

[Chucho]

guys like me and Pete Davidson are/will be fine.

Guys like you and fabbs never had a shot at girls that look like Ariana but hey, at least you have a cave troll to come home to every night.

You're comparing yourself to a millionaire actor as far as being a pussy magnet.

[monosylab1k]

Typical debauchery from low energy mongoloids.

You’re unemployed and live with your parents, sit down son

[Millennial_Messiah]

Me, and I'll sell it for $20k to some rich boy.

[Chris]

You’re unemployed and live with your parents, sit down son

You ain't got to lie to kick it

[DMC]

guys like me and Pete Davidson are/will be fine.

Guys like you and fabbs never had a shot at girls that look like Ariana but hey, at least you have a cave troll to come home to every night.

That's some Wild Cobra level delusion

[Blake]

You're comparing yourself to a millionaire actor as far as being a pussy magnet.

Yeah i don't think he's a millionaire actor just yet, but as far as being fine and moving on, yeah that's where the comparison stops

[Blake]

That's some Wild Cobra level delusion

Well at least you still have your ugly wife.

[Chucho]

Yeah i don't think he's a millionaire actor just yet, but as far as being fine and moving on, yeah that's where the comparison stops

Hasn't he done stuff outside SNL?

[Blake]

Hasn't he done stuff outside SNL?

I don't know, just a rough guess. Pretty sure snl actors and stand up comedians don't get paid millions on millions

[Fabbs]

I don't know, just a rough guess. Pretty sure snl actors and stand up comedians don't get paid millions on millions

Here's some assistance for you:

https://www.romper.com/p/what-is-pet...-think-9375986

https://www.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comm...g_such_a_cuck/

[Blake]

Lol I bet your wife would love to see your browser history

[DMC]

Well at least you still have your ugly wife.

How old are you again?

[Blake]

How old are you again?

I never said.

But hey, at least you have an ugly wife that loves your old ass

[DMC]

I never said.

But hey, at least you have an ugly wife that loves your old ass

And you have stranger on your mattress

[BD24]

At least he still has her

[DJR210]

And you have stranger on your mattress

[Chucho]

And you have stranger on your mattress

[Blake]

And you have stranger on your mattress

Like a hotel? Maybe. You'll just have to keep fantasizing.

Look, I get it, you think having a dutiful cave troll forever is better. I'm fine with losing one hot ex wife and finding more fish.

We'll just have to disagree.

[DMC]

Like a hotel? Maybe. You'll just have to keep fantasizing.

Look, I get it, you think having a dutiful cave troll forever is better. I'm fine with losing one hot ex wife and finding more fish.

We'll just have to disagree.

proud because another man ed your wife

very definition of cuck

[Blake]

proud because another man ed your wife

very definition of cuck

Aw, trying to sneak that word "proud" in there. How old are you?

Either way, good for you having a troll that will never leave you.

[Fabbs]

Blake, could you set the record straight once and for all?

What did or did not come down with your ex? If you already posted eons ago, I missed it.
I know TrollTalk will strawman 7 days a week 365 a year but what is it coming straight from you?