**The Official 116th Congress is gonna punk David Dennison Thread**

[boutons_deux]

Paul Ryan beats all at 12% approval and 71% disapproval.

I'll be starting a thread dedicated to Paul Ryan, proving the Repugs are ing assholes for begging him to run the House.

[DarrinS]

A man beat them to the punch

[Winehole23]

A man beat them to the punch

Pelosi will slap it down:

Incoming House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has ruled out pursuing impeachment for now, saying she will wait for the outcome of the special counsel investigation.

[Trill Clinton]

Women in power?

Attack appearance.

Something red and blue team agree on.

Yea it's sad but that's how incels think.

[Winehole23]

Republicans ignored PAYGO to pass a $2T tax cut last year. What's the emergency now, Dems?

[DMC]

some sort of MePoo type feminist?
smh

Jesus.. a walking test lab for gingivitis.

There is everyone for someone, and this is the mate for Fire Marshall Bill.

[DMC]

Women in power?

Attack appearance.

Something red and blue team agree on.

You should spout that publicly and in coffee shops, might get you laid.

[rmt]

How many of these women are thinking "holy I made it... easy street now" as they begin to make political hay instead of doing anything for their cons uencies?

Ah, human nature. We'll see how many aren't swayed by money and power.

[Winehole23]

You should spout that publicly and in coffee shops, might get you laid.

NOW DO THE MEN

[Spurminator]

You should spout that publicly and in coffee shops, might get you laid.

Probably has a better chance than your dull incel material.

Women can usually tell when a man is bitter about his sexual dry spell, and a tendency towards unprompted commentary on a woman's appearance at every opportunity is a pretty good sign.

[pgardn]

You should spout that publicly and in coffee shops, might get you laid.

I am married and find my wife quite attractive thank you.
Part of the attraction is the ability to think and converse.

I’m strange like that.
So why don’t you go wrestle with your plastic blowup doll.
And then go measure airspeed with your finger. Dumbass.

[pgardn]

Jesus.. a walking test lab for gingivitis.

There is everyone for someone, and this is the mate for Fire Marshall Bill.

Do you hide your fingers from women?

[DMC]

NOW DO THE MEN

Not my thing. I'll leaving "doing the men" to you.

[DMC]

Do you hide your fingers from women?

No. That doesn't make any sense.

[DMC]

I am married and find my wife quite attractive thank you.
Part of the attraction is the ability to think and converse.

I’m strange like that.
So why don’t you go wrestle with your plastic blowup doll.
And then go measure airspeed with your finger. Dumbass.

Does your wife know you're half a online?

[DMC]

Probably has a better chance than your dull incel material.

Women can usually tell when a man is bitter about his sexual dry spell, and a tendency towards unprompted commentary on a woman's appearance at every opportunity is a pretty good sign.

Thinking women have some vaginal ESP
"Women can tell" then goes on to try to "tell". Are you trans?

[Pavlov]

DMC massively triggered by women.

Not surprising.

[Splits]

[spurraider21]

I thought it was Elizabeth Warren, tbh.

[LkrFan]

Jim Jordan maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad AF:

Nancy sed a ting President can be indicted too.

[LkrFan]

Does your wife know you're half a online?

[LkrFan]

[LkrFan]

[LkrFan]

[LkrFan]

PSA just in case any goes down this year: