2020 Texas Longhorns Recruiting Thread

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[Juan Grande]

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Phew.

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2023 prospect.

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[Vito Corleone]

What is this world coming to? I had girls do my homework for free.

[Juan Grande]

Phew.

Sorry, I couldnt resist

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What is this world coming to? I had girls do my homework for free.

Pretty amateur move for an SEC school, amirite?

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[Vito Corleone]

Pretty amateur move for an SEC school, amirite?

This is how it's done.

(me) - Babe, you know your my girl, but if I don't write this paper I'm going to be out of here, will you help me? Great, call me when it's finished.

(me to a guy) - Dude, you see that hot ass girl over there. She belongs to the same sorority as my girl, you want to meet her? I knew you did, here is what we do, you help me with this paper, you will be coming with me to a party and I guarantee you will not only meet her, but with me as your wingman, I'll make sure it's the best night of your life. What do you think? Great, call me when the paper is done.

That's how you get a college education.

[Randolph Duke]

This is how it's done.

(me) - Babe, you know your my girl, but if I don't write this paper I'm going to be out of here, will you help me? Great, call me when it's finished.

(me to a guy) - Dude, you see that hot ass girl over there. She belongs to the same sorority as my girl, you want to meet her? I knew you did, here is what we do, you help me with this paper, you will be coming with me to a party and I guarantee you will not only meet her, but with me as your wingman, I'll make sure it's the best night of your life. What do you think? Great, call me when the paper is done.

That's how you get a college education.

$20 says you went to Faber and pledged Delta Tau Chi.

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