The Conservative Haiku

[FRITO BANDITO]

Fritos
on table
child eats
bag in my hand
child cryies
bliss


I bet you gringos did not know the bandito was a poet as wells!!!

[Darrin]

if hippies support
gays getting married, then they
hate god and marines

Blessed be, blessed
Damned eternally from me
In Judgment sit he

[Solid D]

This has got to be
the worst page in history
of free-verse Haiku

[thispego]

mine safe in Tahoe
OnStar* controls us from Space
big bro's chosen ones

[Darrin]

This has got to be
the worst page in history
of free-verse Haiku

Indeed it is.

[thispego]

Fish all around
wear next to nothing
pego is content

[Saddam's Ghost]

I never did think
That I would meet my end at
the end of a rope

[Saddam's Ghost]

Chode yanks have me killed,
but don't have the courtesy
to laud my haikus!

[Solid D]

Saddam's mus gas
leaving the Kurds in a heap
winds have reversed now.

[Solid D]

Underground bunkers
no place now for crime to hide
crime meet punishment

[j-6]

In a world where the
damn neocons reign supreme
Who shall write haikus?

The literate
make up the disillusioned
Five Seven Five lives on

[j-6]

i own all of you.
each and every single
one of you es.

Whatcha gonna do
when all your base are belong
to us? Watch Oprah?

[THE ONE AND ONLY]

lets go to taco
cabana cause i think i
need somethin to eat

[j-6]

matrix was okay
then, matrix 2 was better
matrix 3 was bleh

All three made up for
flux capacitor on train
that's science fiction

[THE ONE AND ONLY]

would you say i have
plethora of pinatas
yes guapo many

[j-6]

what? "all your base are
belong to us?" what do
you think you are.....ducks?

I quack on demand
Channel eight ninety one
County Commissioner sir.

[j-6]

the four seven six.
my own old archnemesis
five seven five owns.

My math when I'm high
even worse than my writing
Ron Powlus sucks .

[THE ONE AND ONLY]

toilet keeps running
and the water keeps rising
all over floor

[j-6]

back to the future
owns all time travel movies.
yes. terminator.

Can you fly, Bobby?
Alas, Bod er had no
flux capacitor.

[THE ONE AND ONLY]

its hitlers birthday
all dealers are high and dry
no grass for smoking

[j-6]

austin, texas?! !
that place ain't nothin' but dem,
steers, s, and hippies.

Austin, Texas sucks
the greatness is in El Lay
and College Station

[j-6]

I jerked off Tuesday
well it was fantastic but
Friday was better

[THE ONE AND ONLY]

asstown is rundown
hippies yuppies and homeless
everyone on 6th

[j-6]

My goddamn dealer's dry
laid in a reserve last buy
high times for this boy

[THE ONE AND ONLY]

light beer will do but
id rather hit a roach but
ed up is ed up