The topic of the thread, people! Lets update this book. The talking snake is now a cab driver, make that a pakistani cab driver. The burning bush is now a self contained gas fireplace. Noahs ark.......how did they have enough food for 40 days and 40 nights? Lions and tigers, i'm pretty sure, eat meat! So after the rain, where did all the water go? Lets say it evaporated due to global warming. Parting of the red sea? Lets say army corp of engineers. A pregnant virgin? I'll need to think about that one. (thou shalt not commit adultury and thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife) I'll leave that alone for now. Three wise men bearing gifts? This one is easy. They are now refered to as DC lobbyist. Oh, turning water into wine. I want to party with that guy! Feel free, comment or add to these changes. It might help make it more believable.
What parts of the bible do you find hilarious?

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