Tim comments on Joey Crawford...

[Behrooz24]

Yeah and the Heat deserved winning the finals last year. But your ass cried a ing river over at mavtalk of how the NBA has it out for your team. Grow up Jr. and go back to the circle jerk website known as mavtalk.com.

pwnt

[T Park]

Horrys got a look sayin

"These guys are some craaazy muva as"

[sammy]

People were calling in to express their displeasure over the Tim Duncan ejection and Charlie called them stupid and hung up on them.

I agree that saying Joey Crawford premeditated ejecting Tim is too much conspiracy theory; however there was nothing exaggerated about saying Joey unreasonably ejected Timmy, which was the callers' point.



It was bad on all accounts- for the fans, for the show.
I mean seriously, does Charlie not realize who his audience is?
Stupid all of it.

I'm sorry I can't give you more of a he said/ they said. I was so infuriated I blocked it out.

Charlie Parker is another old ass that needs to be gone as well! What a jackass!

[whottt]

Huh ???

It was a Taxi Driver reference.

ETA: It probably would have made more sense if I took the time to paraphrased the entire monologue.

Taxi Driver - You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.
[Draws]


Good Fellas - You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

[TheMulvany]

Yeah and the Heat deserved winning the finals last year. But your ass cried a ing river over at mavtalk of how the NBA has it out for tour team. Grow up Jr. and go back to the circle jerk website known as mavtalk.com

"Those games looked like they were rigged" -Tracy McGrady

Where is TMac saying that Tim Duncan didn't deserve to be ejected? That's the difference, 3rd seed. No one is coming to Duncan's aide. Everyone knew the finals were horifically officiated....including Steve Kerr and Reggie Miller. A couple of people I think I'll trust over you, "Sr."

Also, how many freethrows did Duncan get against he Mavs last year? About 20 per game? Maybe that's why he was mad. He didn't get 20.

Now I'm going to talk smack about the win.....the Spurs had to win this game. They got stomped. The Mavs didnt even play Terry at the end, and no Dampier all game. No one played heavy minutes. It was just a mild workout for the Mavs.

[angel_luv]

Also Johnny... nice of you to leave out how you tried to get me to say worse and I refused.

[Leetonidas]

Taunting is an offense worthy of a technical foul. Tim Duncan was laughing at Jerry Stackhouse when he missed the freethrow. He should have been gone right then. He continued to laugh and clap anytime a foul was called against the Spurs or the Mavs missed a shot.

Tim Duncan completely embarassed himself and the Spurs today. He acted like a 9 year old on the bench.

Now, I'm obviously a Mavs fan, and I'm not bragging about the win (I will if you tempt me, don't worry!), so I don't see a lot of Spurs games. So, maybe you're all just used to Duncan acting this way, but as an outsider, let me tell you that it's not normal behavior. I guess you're all desensitized from him acting like a child all during his career. If not, you should all be complaining about the way he acted.

You all get on Cuban anytime he does stupid stuff. Duncan was acting like Mark Cuban today.

First tech was because he said "the ball don't lie."

Second was because he was laughing. Now, Crawford claims he was complaining but replays showed Tim said not a word and laughing is not taunting. Who was he taunting? He was just laughing. He didn't point, or even say anything. Even the Laker Fans sided with us and when that happens, you know we have a legit beef. Take off the homer goggles.

[T Park]

I meant Baloney but that isn't how it came out.
I feel badly about it now, but it took me a several minutes to remember myself.
I am still so mad about the whole thing.

Angel.

your a great person. Dont worry about a silly word.

Im sure god may have even laughed when you said it.

Heck hes probobly happy you let out that pent up emotion

[T Park]

Also Johnny... nice of you to leave out how you tried to get me to say worse and I refused

[td4mvp21]

at Angel.


Tracy McGrady is such a reliable source-what he says is the absolute truth.

[ponky]

If Mark Cuban took a in a bowl, Joey Crawford and David Stern would eat it.

nah, i don't think so

joey crawford on cuban:

“Would it kill him to comb his hair once he rolled out of bed in the morning, or at the very least, before the games? And how about using some gel, or at least a little pomade? Christ. A bottle of L’Oreal Studio Line Mega Gel Is $3.99 at Walgreen’s. Oh, and by the way Mark, college called, it wants its ripped jeans and t-shirts with funny sayings back.”

He then openly questioned Cuban’s financial portfolio.

“You’d think a guy worth $1.6 billion would be a little more intelligent when it came to his finances,” said Crawford. “He’s got 25% of his investments in the Putnam International Equity Fund and another 35% in the Davis New York Venture Fund. Oooooooooooh, way to take a risk, Mark. That kind of moderate level of investing would be perfect if you had 10 years left to live. You might as well just open a savings account at Wells Fargo, bucko”

Crawford then lambasted Cuban’s choice of education.

“Indiana University? Are you kidding, me? My sister graduated from Indiana and she has two learning disabilities. Where do you display the MBNA you received from their business school? Oh, that’s right, you didn’t graduate with one. Nice bachelor degree, buddy. Do yourself a favor and take that with you when you’re interviewing at Perkins.”

The referee finished his controversial interview by making fun of Cuban’s wife.

“A hot piece of ass like that should have better highlights. Honestly, you can see her roots. I guess that’s what you get for sending her to Great Clips for a $35 dye job, huh Mark? Oh, and her cooking skills are . Who serves fettuccini with a red sauce? Not my wife Dolores, I’ll tell you that much.”

Though this marks the third time this year that Crawford has been fined by the NBA for negative public comments about team owners, Crawford isn’t playing nice.

"I don't care if I get fined," Crawford told the press after the game. “It’s no secret that David Stern wants me to shut up, but they can fine me until I’m bouncing checks; I’m not going to keep quiet just for the sake of playing by the rules. Call me eccentric, call me brash, call me what you want. But if everyone else was as outspoken as me, the league would be a lot better off.”

Crawford added, “If everything we say is going to be scrutinized word by word, with each word having its own independent meaning regardless of context, we all are in trouble.”

[Kermit]

I guess you're all desensitized from him acting like a child all during his career. If not, you should all be complaining about the way he acted.

why doesn't myopic mavsfan post this after their -bag owner makes a jackass of himself, when their nut-loving point guard fondles another player on the court, and when their superstar, cro-magnon forward goes "me smash" on the exercise bike?

[Kermit]

nah, i don't think so

joey crawford on cuban:

“Would it kill him to comb his hair once he rolled out of bed in the morning, or at the very least, before the games? And how about using some gel, or at least a little pomade? Christ. A bottle of L’Oreal Studio Line Mega Gel Is $3.99 at Walgreen’s. Oh, and by the way Mark, college called, it wants its ripped jeans and t-shirts with funny sayings back.”

He then openly questioned Cuban’s financial portfolio.

“You’d think a guy worth $1.6 billion would be a little more intelligent when it came to his finances,” said Crawford. “He’s got 25% of his investments in the Putnam International Equity Fund and another 35% in the Davis New York Venture Fund. Oooooooooooh, way to take a risk, Mark. That kind of moderate level of investing would be perfect if you had 10 years left to live. You might as well just open a savings account at Wells Fargo, bucko”

Crawford then lambasted Cuban’s choice of education.

“Indiana University? Are you kidding, me? My sister graduated from Indiana and she has two learning disabilities. Where do you display the MBNA you received from their business school? Oh, that’s right, you didn’t graduate with one. Nice bachelor degree, buddy. Do yourself a favor and take that with you when you’re interviewing at Perkins.”

The referee finished his controversial interview by making fun of Cuban’s wife.

“A hot piece of ass like that should have better highlights. Honestly, you can see her roots. I guess that’s what you get for sending her to Great Clips for a $35 dye job, huh Mark? Oh, and her cooking skills are . Who serves fettuccini with a red sauce? Not my wife Dolores, I’ll tell you that much.” “By the way Mark, college called. It wants its ripped jeans and t-shirts with funny sayings back."

Though this marks the third time this year that Crawford has been fined by the NBA for negative public comments about team owners, Crawford isn’t playing nice.

"I don't care if I get fined," Crawford told the press after the game. “It’s no secret that David Stern wants me to shut up, but they can fine me until I’m bouncing checks; I’m not going to keep quiet just for the sake of playing by the rules. Call me eccentric, call me brash, call me what you want. But if everyone else was as outspoken as me, the league would be a lot better off.”

Crawford added, “If everything we say is going to be scrutinized word by word, with each word having its own independent meaning regardless of context, we all are in trouble.”

holy , that's epic. i actually kind of like joey now.

[sammy]

Taunting is an offense worthy of a technical foul. Tim Duncan was laughing at Jerry Stackhouse when he missed the freethrow. He should have been gone right then. He continued to laugh and clap anytime a foul was called against the Spurs or the Mavs missed a shot.

Tim Duncan completely embarassed himself and the Spurs today. He acted like a 9 year old on the bench.

Now, I'm obviously a Mavs fan, and I'm not bragging about the win (I will if you tempt me, don't worry!), so I don't see a lot of Spurs games. So, maybe you're all just used to Duncan acting this way, but as an outsider, let me tell you that it's not normal behavior. I guess you're all desensitized from him acting like a child all during his career. If not, you should all be complaining about the way he acted.

You all get on Cuban anytime he does stupid stuff. Duncan was acting like Mark Cuban today.

What the are talking about you dumbass troll! Your Dirt whines and cries like a all of the time! Whining about last year's Finals when he choked to an old ass Miami Heat and still whining this year until Wade called him out and he shut the up! Your ing team was bailed today with that old ass Crawford throwinig out our best player! There is nothing to be proud of as you barely won with our best player out!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Ponky forgot her link.

http://www.sportsgoons.com/volume1/V.../ref_cuban.htm

[ponky]

holy , that's epic. i actually kind of like joey now.

yeah, joey crawford's always been on my list of hated refs (along with that other crawford) but he's hilariously funny and it's weird how he thinks he really *JC* out there on the court, i hate him and this duncan ejection was just more of his bull ...but, he has no love for cuban either so the cuban diss doesn't really hold up in this case

[picnroll]

Who gives a crap about Mavsfans. Mavs will be fishing after the first round loss to Nellie.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

yeah, joey crawford's always been on my list of hated refs (along with that other crawford) but he's hilariously funny and it's weird how he thinks he really *JC* out there on the court, i hate him and this duncan ejection was just more of his bull ...but, he has no love for cuban either so the cuban diss doesn't really hold up in this case

You can't possibly be serious about that story?

[angel_luv]

Angel.

your a great person. Dont worry about a silly word.

Im sure god may have even laughed when you said it.

Heck hes probobly happy you let out that pent up emotion

LOL. Thanks but as a writer, I should have been able to come up with better.
Like man that call was: brainless, dense, doltish, dopey, dorky,dull, dumb, fatuous, half-witted, mindless, oafish, obtuse, senseless, simple, slow, thick, thickheaded, unintelligent, vacuous, weak-minded, witless, feebleminded, re ed, simpleminded; foolish, idiotic, imbecile, imbecilic, moronic; ignorant, illiterate, lowbrow, uneducated, uninformed, untaught, unthinking; absurd, asinine, balmy, eyed, crazy, cuckoo, daffy, daft, dotty, harebrained, insane, kooky, looney lunatic, mad, nonsensical, nutty, preposterous, sappy, screwball, silly, unwise, wacky, zany; fallacious, illogical, invalid, irrational, unreasonable


Any of those would have worked.

Or I could have invoked Timmy's stand by: re ed

[ponky]

Ponky forgot her link.

http://www.sportsgoons.com/volume1/V.../ref_cuban.htm

doesn't change the fact that JC is a prick, don't make me change my stance on that!!!

[Fernando TD21]

Duncan should've let it go.

At least Dirk doesn't laugh at the refs.

Mavericks forward Dirk Nowitzki was fined $5,000 for kicking a basketball into the stands at the end of Game 5 in Miami, according to a release provided by Stu Jackson, the NBA’s senior vice president for basketball operations on Monday.

Nowitzki was upset at the closing moments of a 101-100 overtime loss that ended with Dwyane Wade making two free throws with 1.9 seconds.

Nowitzki also slammed a stationary bike and kicked over a television light on the way to the locker room.

I think we should tell the players to laugh less and kick more.

I hope that ref gets worst punishments than Duncan.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

doesn't change the fact that JC is a prick, don't make me change my stance on that!!!

Whew...

[Kermit]

doesn't change the fact that JC is a prick, don't make me change my stance on that!!!

so, fake article. now i really hate that bald-headed midget.

[ManuTim_best of Fwiendz]

Not to play devil's advocate...but I do think Duncan baited himself by mugging...

I just think Duncan was enjoying himself and taking the game for what it was and Crawford still was a piece of for taking himself so damn seriously. "HE WAS LAUGHING AT ME!"

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Wait until Kori posts our picture from Mad Dog's.